(Except not really.)
So, like, here's the deal.
I like you, I just don't like you like you.
I treat my friends list like a reading list, and I like to have a pretty good idea of who is reading my entries (which are about 90% all-caps babbling about my fandoms, 10% oblique references to my life). So - I love new friends, but I don't friend back everyone who friends me first, because I don't have time to read everyone's entries. My friending "policy" is mysterious and idiosyncratic, it's not you it's me, I just need some space, etc etc. All of my fic, past, present and future
, is at scurvyknavery
Posts announcing fic will be unlocked, as will the occasional all-caps fannish post, because I know it can be maddening to friend somebody when you have no idea what their entries sound like.