pirateygoodness: (gg: never trust a spy.)
Just in case any of you weren't following [livejournal.com profile] thelittlebang directly, I thought I'd post links to the amazing art that got made for My Heart is Plotting Treason, because seriously, this fandom is the greatest ever. It does all the things those big boyslash fandoms do, BUT WITH CHICKS IN IT.

[livejournal.com profile] elwhyenen made a delicious wallpaper and drew this gorgeous picture of Blake-in-drag (with icons!) here.

softestbullet, who is no longer on LJ, drew an epic (EPIC) mock pulp novel cover that I want to just stare at forever. It's brilliant and gorgeous, and you can see it here.

Finally, [livejournal.com profile] bartzina13 and [livejournal.com profile] fivewhatfive made this ridiculous fanmix, and it's hilarious 80s-inspired tracks about espionage with brilliantly slutty cover art (seriously, the back cover still gets me): My Heart is Plotting Treason


Jun. 19th, 2009 11:14 am
pirateygoodness: (gg: never trust a spy.)
My host is at work, so I'm killing time on his wireless, and motherfucker do I love the weird shit that exists on YouTube. CASE IN POINT:

A) this video will change your life FOREVER, and B) MY GOD, NEW THEME FOR THE BLAKE/LEIGHTON SPY AU FIC, Y/Y/MFY?
pirateygoodness: (gg: never trust a spy.)
So today was my day to preview at [livejournal.com profile] thelittlebang, and thus we have this: 1500ish words from my Blake/Leighton 1960s spies-in-drag AU. ENJOY.

Title: My Heart Is Plotting Treason (Preview)
Fandom: Gossip Girl RPF
Pairing: Blake Lively/Leighton Meester

Notes: This piece is an excerpt from a larger story that will be posted at the end of the month as part of [livejournal.com profile] thelittlebang. Stay tuned.

for a truly complete experience, feel free to hum the Bond theme as you read. )
pirateygoodness: (gg: never trust a spy.)
So, anyway. As some of you may/may not know, I've been chipping away at my story for [livejournal.com profile] thelittlebang, and the mods have just suggested that we post previews of our stories to pimp to our friends/loved ones/strangers on the internet.

Preview: My Heart Is Plotting Treason (Working Title)
A Blake Lively/Leighton Meester 1960s Spy AU: By The Way Blake Is In Drag
669 words

no, I'm serious )
pirateygoodness: (hsm: tonight the headphones will deliver)
You guys you guys this coming week is going to totally suck, BUT DO YOU KNOW WHAT I DID THIS WEEKEND? I worked on my [livejournal.com profile] thelittlebang, and I know how douchey it is to brag about your word counts when other people are stressed, but I am SO PROUD OF MYSELF, this is officially the longest single story I have ever written without a cowriter, AND I THINK IT'S KIND OF GOOD ALSO?

So anyway, Zac and Vanessa are cuter than a basket full of collie puppies wearing tiny bandanas, chewing little rubber bones with glitter in them. I dare you to disagree.

pirateygoodness: (gg: never trust a spy.)
Honestly, Vanessa and her LITTLE ROCKSTAR FACE OMG are still making me capslock like a schoolgirl. If anyone is even close to as excited as I am, and would like to discuss this in bold-face font="5" all-caps? HIT ME UP on AIM.

Also, apparently [livejournal.com profile] thelittlebang is asking writers to summarize their stories as lulzy trashy paperback blurbs. Tragically, they did not bank on my fic, which is honestly so ridiculous that you cannot summarize it in a way that is NOT comedy. Anyway:

MY HEART IS PLOTTING TREASON*, a Blake Lively/Leighton Meester '60s espionage AU
The year is 1960, and Miss Blake Lively is a CIA agent. With her new haircut and her hidden ability to look killer in a tux(1), she's the perfect candidate to go undercover in London, England, where the Soviets are stirring up something fishy. Working with MI6, she'll have to pose as a man to infiltrate the gang of the notorious Mikhail Badenov, a gun smuggler thought to be funded by dirty Soviet money. But what, exactly, do the Soviets have to do with the illegal English arms trade? It's possible that Blake is in for more than a few SURPRISES.

And has Blake met her match in Leighton Meesterovna, a plucky young Russian(2) dame with dark hair and dangerous ideas? Is Miss Meesterovna more than she appears to be? Worst of all, will Blake find out that her HEART IS PLOTTING TREASON?

(1) http://community.livejournal.com/bleighton_squee/251949.html#cutid1
(2) Sort of.
*Not the actual title. Probably.
pirateygoodness: (gg: rescuing chicks = stud pony stuff)
LOLLLLL. So, okay. My [livejournal.com profile] thelittlebang is a Blake Lively/Leighton Meester EPIC AU, in which Blake is a CIA agent undercover in the US and Leighton is a sort-of-Russian/sort-of-British spy AND THEY DO IT FIGHT CRIME. And [livejournal.com profile] fivewhatfive not only offered to beta read it? She also made a LUDICROUS CRACK MANIP of Blake Lively in (sort-of) drag as a CIA agent and posted it on the internet.


Also (via the judgey folks at [livejournal.com profile] disneychannel), most gangsta shirt EVA, y/mfy/bitches?

(Relatedly, the rest of her latest Ecko Red shoot is here and here and here. Her hair is ridiculously glossy and pretty and they put her in kneesocks, and good goddamn.)
pirateygoodness: (hsm: let's get gay married!)
So, uh. It's possible that I was talking to people and accidentally tripped and created [livejournal.com profile] ashnessa_squee, which is a deadly cracktacular LJ comm for people who like a) Vanessa Hudgens, b) Ashley Tisdale, c) looking at pictures of them together and going ". . .OMG MAKE OUT PLZ"; and d) typing in capital letters.

Join? :D?

(I also feel like I should pimp [livejournal.com profile] vash_daily here - it's not my comm at ALL but it does a really good job of being an awesome place for V/Ashley as BFFs, and has pretty pretty pictures.)

Also, this is the part where I tell everyone that I signed up for [livejournal.com profile] thelittlebang, and that you all should do it too! I think I'm going to go with Blake/Leighton James Bond AU, mostly because I want to write about gay spies in drag and make Leighton a Russian communist and possibly set the whole goddamn thing in the sixties just so I can make lots of wildly sexist jokes and pretend I'm Ian Fleming. It's totally possible I'll write 15,000 words of Vanessa and Ashley snuggling on my own time, just because. ANYWAY. Apparently, it is also BYO Beta Reader? So if any of you are interested in beta-ing 15,000 words of absolutely cracky Blake/Leighton AU and patiently laughing when I go on a James Bond tangent, here would be the place to let me know!

Does anyone have a copy of "Freak-a-Leek"? Like, the rap song from three or four years ago? I've only got the remix, and feel like it's time I actually hear the original.


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