pirateygoodness: (hsm: her name is gabriella. she's very n)

First Zac and Vanessa break up, and I realize this is not actually Disney's fault, but IT IS RELATED AND I AM SAD ABOUT IT OKAY.

And THEN a stupid TRAILER for POTC4 comes out. This being the film that I was quietly pretending was not happening, because any true POTC film must star Keira Knightley, this is an immutable rule. And yet this trailer exists, in which PENELOPE CRUZ STARS AS A SECOND RATE PIRATE WHO IS MOST CERTAINLY INFERIOR TO ELIZABETH SWANN, NOT THAT I'M BITTER, AND UGH I AM STILL FURIOUS ABOUT THIS YET I WANT TO GO SEE IT AT THE SAME TIME, AS IT IS THE FILM FRANCHISE OF MY LJ NAME AND ALSO MY HEART.

pirateygoodness: (bsg: for a sex robot you're kinda a nerd)
Oh god, you guys, Comic-Con. I am not actually writing this from home, yet - I'm still in the hotel, killing some time until my flight leaves. I need to like, sleep. And eat. And just - not be around crowds of people dressed like characters from fandom for at least another few months.

(SECRET ASIDE: I did not really see any Seeker costumes at all except one - there was a girl with the RADDEST Cara outfit ever. I wanted to ask her if she was on LJ, but felt that would have been creepy, so I did not. IF IT WAS IN FACT YOU, say hi!)

BUT THE POINT IS, I hung out with [livejournal.com profile] cidercupcakes and [livejournal.com profile] fox1013 and [livejournal.com profile] mimesere for like four days, and they are delightful people, and also I BECAME THAT PERSON WHO WAITS IN THREE HOUR LINES FOR STUFF, but a the end of the lines were WONDERFUL THINGS. Incredibly attractive women I have now been in a (very large) room with: Blake Lively, Vanessa Hudgens, and Anna Torv.

My crush on Anna Torv continues unabated. Blake Lively is the prettiest golden retriever princess ever. Suckerpunch is going to be the greatest movie in the world and appears to include nothing but a) girls in burlesque outfits, b) girls shooting things, c) EXPLOSIONS, and d) a dragon, plus insanely gorgeous costumes. My flist is down to skip=?200. I am already thinking of ways I can manage to do this again next year.
pirateygoodness: (Default)
OMG YOU GUYS, WHAT A CRAZY RANDOM HAPPENSTANCE. Guessss who decided to go to a Laker game this week, omg! ZAC AND VANESSSA, THAT IS WHO.

(NOTE: for those of you who friended me recently for Legend of the Seeker-related stuff, uh. SORRY, I ALSO LIKE OTHER STUFF TOO. I am a complex individual. If it helps, though, I only like things that are awesome.)


omgggggggg click this. )

OH AND THEN THESE TWO, which are just of Vanessa, but goodness is she still adorable. This also satisfies my ridiculous love of Pretty Girls Holding Coffee Cups, ever so nicely.

(I feel as though I have not, perhaps, been making entries about Vanessa wandering around getting stalked by photographers and looking hot. Possibly this is because [livejournal.com profile] shrewtee already has this covered, and has created [livejournal.com profile] cupcakemarriage, which is does exactly that and is BASICALLY GUARANTEED to make your day brighter. [livejournal.com profile] cupcakemarriage, you guys.)

cut! )

In conclusion, how could you not recast Spiderman with the two of them as Peter Parker and - IDK, one of Peter's other girlfriends. (Gwen? Was Gwen his girlfriend?) Like, just looking at the two of them, it is a natural human instinct to just want to give that boy the chance to get paid to pretend he has superpowers.
pirateygoodness: (hsm: pressed right to my chest)

(See what I did there?)

First of all, Vanessa and Zac are still shacked up in Vancouver, filming stuff and doing it on the chesterfield and not getting photographed. But apparently they went to a major-junior hockey game last night? And Vanessa did this, and HONESTLY I JUST.

cut! )

LIKE. If you do not find that absolutely darling, PROBABLY YOU ARE DEAD INSIDE?

Also, for those of you who, for some reason, do not follow any Disney comms at all (like, what are you doing with yourselves, seriously):


This is what happens when you give a bunch of cutely obnoxious hipster teen popstars free time. I. . .kind of love it.

OH. And for those of you who have yet to friend my fic journal, [livejournal.com profile] scurvyknavery, I posted a ficlet about Zac and Vanessa being adorably handsy high school teachers, as an outtake in my Demi/Selena high school AUverse.

Title: i think we spent a past life together
Pairing: Mr. Efron/Ms. Hudgens
Rating: R
Word Count: 1,128
Summary: "Mr Efron," she tries, and he actually laughs out loud. "This is highly inappropriate workplace behavior."

pirateygoodness: (e&a: beautiful emo kids in love)


yet another outtake from That Elle Shoot )

He is HOLDING MAUI. Not going to lie, something in my heart just POPPED.

This post brought to you by the fact that [livejournal.com profile] tamaraface keeps making me write her ZVA 1950s AU ficlets.
pirateygoodness: (hsm: parfaits have layers.)
So, many of you (okay, those of you who know who Scott Speer is, so like seven of you) know how much I am not a fan of Ashley Tisdale's giant, hulking creep of a boyfriend. I may have mentioned it once or twice.

But then, like.


So these happened?

question: does she get in free? )

And now I sort of feel weird.

Okay, WHATEVER, actually I totally enjoy them. They are adorably immature/awkward geeks who have no sense of when it is/isn't appropriate to make out and probably shouldn't be allowed to dress themselves, but LOOK AT THEIR GIGGLY FACES AND DUMBASS HATS. Guys, I am really easily impressed.

Also, their kids are gonna be so fucked up.

Okay ALSO ALSO, because I am apparently awful at making posts about Vanessa Hudgens these days (HOW WILL YOU SURVIVE, FLIST, I HAVE TOTALLY DROPPED THE BALL) I am just shoehorning this picture into this entry, because it is absolutely lovely and I need to discuss it about 134089239 different ways. Pretty, you guys. Pretty.

♥_♥ )
pirateygoodness: (hsm: golly you're bright)
So, I went to see Bandslam last night.

Mostly, my reaction can be summed up in this gif, thank you [livejournal.com profile] shrewtee for making me aware of it:

But then there is this deeply thoughtful part of my heart that totally got tugged by this movie, and guys you should go see it. Or maybe you shouldn't, whatever. I just know that I'm glad I saw it, and I really really want to see it again - it is a genuinely good movie. (Dozens of professional movie-watchers actually agree with me, SUCK IT.)

Like, I mean, obviously I have a lot of very very earnest and totally unserious thoughts about how Vanessa Hudgens is so cute, she could power a small city with her giggle, and how sweet and subtle she was in the scenes she had (which were not many, but still !!!!!).

But I also have a lot of very very serious thoughts about, like, the fact that this is a high school comedy about how music is important, and it is so, so, so awesome that something like that exists in recent cinema. That is the core of the story. Music is important, and it means something, and it's diverse and comforting, and also on the side there is a love story and a coming-of-age story. I don't know, that just got me, and even as I was all stoked about Vanessa and her cute not-smiles and her character's darling misfit-kid ethos and how good she sounded singing the song that's not in the trailer, I sort of also just loved the whole rest of the movie, for its own sake.

Also, behind a cut, I just need to quote my favourite line of the whole movie, in all caps. My apologies, I realize it is obnoxious, but still: !!!!! )

My heart just melted. Seriously, you guys. ♥_♥
pirateygoodness: (hsm: puppy!)
♥ You guys, this (Twitpic here) is the gayest thing ever. I bet they drank too much juice, got sugar highs and made out at last year's TCAs.


♥ Does anyone have any interest in beta-reading a few thousand words of Demi/Selena high school AU? It occurs to me that I could perhaps find someone who's actually interested in them, instead of making [livejournal.com profile] fivewhatfive suffer through it.

♥ Failing that, are there spoilers up for the winner of Choice Celebrity Pet at the TCAs? My heart belongs to Shadow.
pirateygoodness: (hsm: freud called. your mom's a hottie.)

You guys, just when I was like, "OK, whatever, Vanessa Hudgens is way cute, but I think I understand just how cute she can be," SHE DOES AN INTERVIEW WITH HER DOG. HER TINY FUZZY DOG, WHO BTW HAS BOWS ON HER EARS, AND DISCUSSES HER DOG'S TEEN CHOICE AWARD NOMINATION.*

This is seriously the sweetest thing I have ever seen, and I am currrently alternating between going ♥_♥ AWWW and laughing at the fact that THIS ACTUALLY JUST HAPPENED ON THE INTERNET.

Oh man, pop culture is the best.

*Vanessa's dog Shadow is nominated for Choice Celebrity Pet, and this is the only TCA I am invested in BUT OH MAN, I AM INVESTED. If Katy Perry's stupid cat beats Shadow I may actually have to go sulk for a bit.
pirateygoodness: (hsm: golly you're bright)
OH WOW. OH WOW OH MY GOD YOU GUYS. This clip from Bandslam is KILLING ME. Mostly the first ten seconds of it, but whatever.

under he5re. )

Of course there is also this Honor Society video, which is cute but also gives away half the plot of the movie. Having watched it, I am just more excited, but if you think knowing how a high school movie love story goes down will ruin the experience for you, I'd hold off. (THAT SAID, there is a series of clips in that video that I am DYING to go !!!!! over with someone, SO IF THAT SOMEONE IS YOU, let me know.)

(Also, I did see Harry Potter last night, but my reactions to everything in that series are so intensely personal, I do not know if I want to talk about it with strangers on the internet.)
pirateygoodness: (gg: puppy loves you)
So, [livejournal.com profile] cidercupcakes is hosting the 2009 Home Team Matches, which are like the HBIC competition except CHICKS ONLY FOR REALS, and that is awesome. She's taking nominations at her entry here, but guys - if you do not reply to this thread to nominate Serena Van Der Woodsen, I will hold my breath FOREVER. Possibly even longer, if I am REALLY upset.

and let us not forget )

Feel free to discuss why she is an amazing beacon of sweet, awesome giggly awesomeness anywhere in the comments. I will not mind a bit.

Also, oh my GOD, there is all this new Bandslam stuff leaking and I am FREAKING OUT over how cute Vanessa is going to be in this movie. One of these days I will have to do a round-up, because. Just. OH MY GOD.
pirateygoodness: (gg: i need your smile - knock knock)
Hey, so. You know how there are these pretty people from some movie about singing and sometimes I like to spend my free time discussing how they are the best ever? Uh, now there's an RPF community where you can read stories about them. If you're interested in reading, join. If you've written, I'd really appreciate it if you'd repost there. If you want to tell your friends, feel free to use this banner to help.

A Hundred Boyfriends: a Zac Efron + Vanessa Hudgens + Ashley Tisdale RPF comm

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Also, on a totally unrelated note: LOLLL BLAKE AND LEIGHTON. I love these goofy fuckers so much, I forgot how much fun Gossip Girl set pictures can be.

heartpupils )

Oh, Blake Lively. Be cuter, I dare you.
pirateygoodness: (hsm: staplegunned right to my side)
Hahaha. So a bunch of people at [livejournal.com profile] oldmarrieds posted a whole bunch of Z/V related pictures yesterday, but I missed the boat, which is TRAGIC because I have this epic moderately-sized collection of .jpegs in which Zac is basically just being a total dude and I want to punch him in the arm and tell him he's gross. THEREFORE.

Times Zac Efron Perved On His Hot Girlfriend In Public: A Love Story

Hint: If the perving is not obvious from his eyeline, look for his hands. I left out the tits in the sunglasses pic on purpose, because IDK. I feel like it's getting too much airtime. HE PERVS ON HER LOTS OF OTHER TIMES, TOO.

i like that dress. it really brings out your boobs. )

And because I could not resist SERIOUSLY GUYS THEY ARE ADORABLE:


. . .yeah. That's all I've got, but if you guys have ~more somewhere that I didn't put up here, IDK feel free to link me to them in the comments. This is not exactly an exhaustive picspam, I'm sure.
pirateygoodness: (hsm: rose-tint my world)
For the record, this is the video you wanted, Erika.

[livejournal.com profile] girlboymusic: Well, I do not see Zanessa Tisdale related things unless you LJ them.
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: Ohh, you missed out then.
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: A bunch more photos leaked from that shoot where Vanessa didn't wear pants and sat on Zac's skateboard.
[livejournal.com profile] girlboymusic: LINK.

[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: you know what would help? FOLLOWING COMMUNITIES
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: just a second
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: http://pics.livejournal.com/pirateygoodness/pic/000e13yw
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: http://pics.livejournal.com/pirateygoodness/pic/000e2wsz
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: http://pics.livejournal.com/pirateygoodness/pic/000e3zrs
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: http://pics.livejournal.com/pirateygoodness/pic/000e4qre
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: http://pics.livejournal.com/pirateygoodness/pic/000e5hp8
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: http://pics.livejournal.com/pirateygoodness/pic/000e6gdh

[livejournal.com profile] girlboymusic: OMG that last one.
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: lolll you would
[livejournal.com profile] girlboymusic:Whatever. It's awesome.
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: Heeee
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: My fave is this one: http://pics.livejournal.com/pirateygoodness/pic/000e5hp8
[livejournal.com profile] girlboymusic: He's about to put his dick up her ass.
pirateygoodness: (rpf: party time with kate & katie!)
So. The MTV Movie Awards, Y/N?

I am a little devastated that Vanessa did not win anything, because let's be honest: she's my FAVOURITE. It was, however, really sweet seeing her all :D :D :D over Ashley and Zac winning, and I kind of loved the colour of her dress. Ashley had this weird long-lost Jetson daughter thing going on that I thought was kind of cute, but apparently I am alone in that? Whatever.


i think you know which people. )

Also, Twilight swept the awards and it was lame. The only good part of it, really, was watching the presenters and non-teen-girl-audience get progressively more confused and creeped out as Twilight. Kept. Winning.

Also best? Kristen and Rob pulling the rug out from under the fans when they won best kiss, because let's be honest here - I'm kind of petty and really wanted Zac and Vanessa to win, and the next best thing is the winners effectively giving the middle finger to their fans because they are deeply and adorably cynical (Kristen) or belligerent drunks (Rob). OH ALSO I DON'T EVEN CARE, I HAVE SUCH A CRUSH ON KRISTEN STEWART. I mean, I can't actually bring myself to watch Twilight because I have a lot of issues with it, but DID YOU SEE WHEN SHE WON HER AWARD. AND SHE WAS ALL SHY AND AWKWARD AND GUYS SHE WORE CONVERSE WITH HER LITTLE DRESS AND THEN DROPPED THE AWARD AND WAS SO FLUSTERED AND OMG. I do not understand the hating, all I want to do is gay marry her.


!!!!!!! )

In conclusion: Leighton Meester looked PHENOMENAL. (And also presented an award to MILEY, who was ADORABLE and possibly the only person there who took the awards the right amount of seriously.)

you REALLY want to click on this cut. Trust me. )


May. 18th, 2009 10:21 pm
pirateygoodness: (hsm: open my eyes (i see sky))

Remember how, this one time, Zac and Vanessa and Ashley did the THREESOMIEST 1950s-THEMED PHOTOSHOOT EVER for Elle, and the entire thing was oozing with sex appeal and sheer genetic giftedness and also Ashley's dog was there and the universe was pleased? There are MORE OUTTAKES, and they just leaked today, and LIKE. FOR SERIOUS.

(I apologize if you guys are like me and actually follow Disney comms, because these are 100% already all over your flist. JUST SUFFER THROUGH, I GUESS IDK.)


Also, HEY FRIENDS, if someone wanted to post these pictures to [livejournal.com profile] ashnessa_squee, I would really really appreciate it. I can't get to it tonight, but I think the super gay V/A ones belong up there.
pirateygoodness: (hsm: golly you're bright)
I feel like I should reaffirm my passionate, ridiculous love for a) Gossip Girl, b) Blake Lively, all the time, EVER, and c) Georgina mother-effing Sparks. I've been letting myself get really, really behind on TV, mostly because I am slammed with stuff that requires critical thinking skills (and partly because I've been saving those eps for days when I have time to work on my [livejournal.com profile] thelittlebang fic, which is never), but I caught up on a couple eps this weekend. (Seder Anything and the one after, for the record. I am still two eps behind.)

STILL. I remain in love with this show PRETTY HARD. Serena is gorgeous! Blair is scheming! THEY ARE RIDICULOUSLY GAY FOR EACH OTHER AND ONE DAY THEY WILL FLY AWAY TO PARIS AND RAISE GAY, FRENCH-SPEAKING CHILDREN WHO WILL HAVE SO MANY ISSUES, BUT BE CUTE. Nate is dumb as a rock, YET HILARIOUS. The parents are boring and also dumb, but take up not too much of my TV time, so that's okay! GEORGINA EXISTS ON MY TV AGAIN! Also, Chuck did some stuff in ep 2.21! It was lol. )

Oh, right. And I'm completely in love with Ashley Tisdale's twitter, which I am not going to stop mentioning until everyone I know knows how hilarious it is that she is gangsterish and her dog is sad that she's leaving and she omg loves Miami. And ALSO new pictures of Vanessa in Bandslam keep leaking, like the one in my icon, and guys. Guys. I can't even explain why this movie is going to be good. All I know is that they appear to be dressing her to hit like every single little thing that could possibly make me happy. And this pleases me.
pirateygoodness: (hsm: let me clean you up)
*sigh* So, okay. I know that Ashley Tisdale is like, really really crazy, and that some of you Shruti hate her new single and/or video, WHATEVER. But I also know that:

1) She dumped Dancerface for sure, and now she is running around making out with Scott Speers in his car and shit, ew.
1a) This is made funnier by the fact that ALLEGEDLY he is directing the latest V-Factory video? (Since when are they successful enough to have music videos?) I CANNOT DECIDE IF IT WOULD BE BETTER IF JARED CRIED, OR STARTED A FISTFIGHT.
1b) LOL, V Factory.

2) She has a Twitter.

3) This has led to the discovery that her less famous sister, Shut-In Tisdale, also has a Twitter. It is not a very exciting Twitter.

4) There is word (read: un-source-able fandom intuition based on multiple interviews) that she still hangs out with Vanessa and Zac a lot, but never in public, because - and this is not my joke, but I am paying it forward to the internet because LOL - she cannot deal with being the third most famous person at Coffee Bean.

That said?

5) She is a total slamming hottie in this shirt, NGL.

In conclusion: awesome.
pirateygoodness: (hsm: tonight the headphones will deliver)
You guys you guys this coming week is going to totally suck, BUT DO YOU KNOW WHAT I DID THIS WEEKEND? I worked on my [livejournal.com profile] thelittlebang, and I know how douchey it is to brag about your word counts when other people are stressed, but I am SO PROUD OF MYSELF, this is officially the longest single story I have ever written without a cowriter, AND I THINK IT'S KIND OF GOOD ALSO?

So anyway, Zac and Vanessa are cuter than a basket full of collie puppies wearing tiny bandanas, chewing little rubber bones with glitter in them. I dare you to disagree.

pirateygoodness: (hsm: when i laugh it cures cancer)
AAAAH YOU GUYS LOOK WHAT [livejournal.com profile] fivewhatfive JUST MADE.



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