pirateygoodness: (hsm: her name is gabriella. she's very n)

First Zac and Vanessa break up, and I realize this is not actually Disney's fault, but IT IS RELATED AND I AM SAD ABOUT IT OKAY.

And THEN a stupid TRAILER for POTC4 comes out. This being the film that I was quietly pretending was not happening, because any true POTC film must star Keira Knightley, this is an immutable rule. And yet this trailer exists, in which PENELOPE CRUZ STARS AS A SECOND RATE PIRATE WHO IS MOST CERTAINLY INFERIOR TO ELIZABETH SWANN, NOT THAT I'M BITTER, AND UGH I AM STILL FURIOUS ABOUT THIS YET I WANT TO GO SEE IT AT THE SAME TIME, AS IT IS THE FILM FRANCHISE OF MY LJ NAME AND ALSO MY HEART.

pirateygoodness: (Default)
OMG YOU GUYS, WHAT A CRAZY RANDOM HAPPENSTANCE. Guessss who decided to go to a Laker game this week, omg! ZAC AND VANESSSA, THAT IS WHO.

(NOTE: for those of you who friended me recently for Legend of the Seeker-related stuff, uh. SORRY, I ALSO LIKE OTHER STUFF TOO. I am a complex individual. If it helps, though, I only like things that are awesome.)


omgggggggg click this. )

OH AND THEN THESE TWO, which are just of Vanessa, but goodness is she still adorable. This also satisfies my ridiculous love of Pretty Girls Holding Coffee Cups, ever so nicely.

(I feel as though I have not, perhaps, been making entries about Vanessa wandering around getting stalked by photographers and looking hot. Possibly this is because [livejournal.com profile] shrewtee already has this covered, and has created [livejournal.com profile] cupcakemarriage, which is does exactly that and is BASICALLY GUARANTEED to make your day brighter. [livejournal.com profile] cupcakemarriage, you guys.)

cut! )

In conclusion, how could you not recast Spiderman with the two of them as Peter Parker and - IDK, one of Peter's other girlfriends. (Gwen? Was Gwen his girlfriend?) Like, just looking at the two of them, it is a natural human instinct to just want to give that boy the chance to get paid to pretend he has superpowers.
pirateygoodness: (hsm: pressed right to my chest)

(See what I did there?)

First of all, Vanessa and Zac are still shacked up in Vancouver, filming stuff and doing it on the chesterfield and not getting photographed. But apparently they went to a major-junior hockey game last night? And Vanessa did this, and HONESTLY I JUST.

cut! )

LIKE. If you do not find that absolutely darling, PROBABLY YOU ARE DEAD INSIDE?

Also, for those of you who, for some reason, do not follow any Disney comms at all (like, what are you doing with yourselves, seriously):


This is what happens when you give a bunch of cutely obnoxious hipster teen popstars free time. I. . .kind of love it.

OH. And for those of you who have yet to friend my fic journal, [livejournal.com profile] scurvyknavery, I posted a ficlet about Zac and Vanessa being adorably handsy high school teachers, as an outtake in my Demi/Selena high school AUverse.

Title: i think we spent a past life together
Pairing: Mr. Efron/Ms. Hudgens
Rating: R
Word Count: 1,128
Summary: "Mr Efron," she tries, and he actually laughs out loud. "This is highly inappropriate workplace behavior."

pirateygoodness: (gg: look at the time!)
Dear Ed Westwick:

Please dress yourself, every day. You look like a kindly old grandpa at a cabin in the woods, yet also a date-rapist, and also like you are in the process of wiping your hands on your crotch. I do not get it.

oh lol )

Love, sort of,
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness

In other news, I went to HMV today and bought Scribblenauts and a copy of the Hannah Montana movie (but not, alas, the Zac Efron calendar: I have shame/I forgot to look/it's going on my Christmas list). And basically, Scribblenauts is the greatest game in THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE (you ask the game for objects to solve ridiculously simple puzzles like "get the cat down from the top of the house." The fun is in the fact that the developers have thought of literally everything ever - seriously, TRACTOR BEAM and OASIS have both worked so far - and you get extra points for style and creativity.) so I will be playing that for at least the forseeable evening.
pirateygoodness: (e&a: beautiful emo kids in love)


yet another outtake from That Elle Shoot )

He is HOLDING MAUI. Not going to lie, something in my heart just POPPED.

This post brought to you by the fact that [livejournal.com profile] tamaraface keeps making me write her ZVA 1950s AU ficlets.
pirateygoodness: (hsm: tonight the headphones will deliver)
Courtesy of the inside back cover of the latest issue of Seventeen (which, whatever, I buy in September and in spring because the models wear clothes I can actually afford, less work for me):

i know, i know, i need to fix my nail polish in the worst way. )

I have seen this ad for 17 Again before, and just. Seriously, it kills me every time. The people marketing that movie just want to embarrass him as much as possible, I think.

[Poll #1452376]
pirateygoodness: (hsm: puppy!)
O HAI GUYS, it's TEEN CHOICE AWARD POST TIME. Except not really, because there is no Vanessa Hudgens in this entry at all - THAT IS COMING LATER, I have a ton of pictures I feel like should LJ that I haven't. EXPECT A PICSPAM. FEEL FREE TO GET UPPITY IF I DON'T DELIVER BY THE WEEKEND.

Anyway. The TCAs happened. I am ignoring the fact that America's stupid president's stupid dog SORRY OBAMA IS A COOL GUY BUT HE IS NOT EVEN A CELBRITY, SHEESH got chosen over Shadow, because the pain is still fresh, and it is in my heart.

INSTEAD, I am focusing on things like the hotness of Leighton Meester )

. . .I am a little in love with her shoes. And also, Zac's inability to sit like a big kid and have a conversation at the same time. HE IS SO SQUIRMY, YOU GUYS ♥_♥

!!!!!! )

Also I just need to mention how much Ashley's grody boyfriend bothers me, because SERIOUSLY HE IS SO GROSS, and I do not understand why she is dating him. She is so hot! She has potential and lots of skills! He is a seven-foot-tall poorly-shaven creeper!

let us explore + also feed my poll addiction )
pirateygoodness: (gg: i need your smile - knock knock)
Hey, so. You know how there are these pretty people from some movie about singing and sometimes I like to spend my free time discussing how they are the best ever? Uh, now there's an RPF community where you can read stories about them. If you're interested in reading, join. If you've written, I'd really appreciate it if you'd repost there. If you want to tell your friends, feel free to use this banner to help.

A Hundred Boyfriends: a Zac Efron + Vanessa Hudgens + Ashley Tisdale RPF comm

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Also, on a totally unrelated note: LOLLL BLAKE AND LEIGHTON. I love these goofy fuckers so much, I forgot how much fun Gossip Girl set pictures can be.

heartpupils )

Oh, Blake Lively. Be cuter, I dare you.

who am i?

Jun. 8th, 2009 10:34 am
pirateygoodness: (hsm: i might even be a rockstar)
So this photo of Zac Efron.

too lazy to resize. )

I cannot look at it without thinking of this cat macro.

Guys, it is a serious issue.
pirateygoodness: (hsm: staplegunned right to my side)
Hahaha. So a bunch of people at [livejournal.com profile] oldmarrieds posted a whole bunch of Z/V related pictures yesterday, but I missed the boat, which is TRAGIC because I have this epic moderately-sized collection of .jpegs in which Zac is basically just being a total dude and I want to punch him in the arm and tell him he's gross. THEREFORE.

Times Zac Efron Perved On His Hot Girlfriend In Public: A Love Story

Hint: If the perving is not obvious from his eyeline, look for his hands. I left out the tits in the sunglasses pic on purpose, because IDK. I feel like it's getting too much airtime. HE PERVS ON HER LOTS OF OTHER TIMES, TOO.

i like that dress. it really brings out your boobs. )

And because I could not resist SERIOUSLY GUYS THEY ARE ADORABLE:


. . .yeah. That's all I've got, but if you guys have ~more somewhere that I didn't put up here, IDK feel free to link me to them in the comments. This is not exactly an exhaustive picspam, I'm sure.
pirateygoodness: (hsm: rose-tint my world)
For the record, this is the video you wanted, Erika.

[livejournal.com profile] girlboymusic: Well, I do not see Zanessa Tisdale related things unless you LJ them.
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: Ohh, you missed out then.
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: A bunch more photos leaked from that shoot where Vanessa didn't wear pants and sat on Zac's skateboard.
[livejournal.com profile] girlboymusic: LINK.

[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: you know what would help? FOLLOWING COMMUNITIES
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: just a second
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: http://pics.livejournal.com/pirateygoodness/pic/000e13yw
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: http://pics.livejournal.com/pirateygoodness/pic/000e2wsz
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: http://pics.livejournal.com/pirateygoodness/pic/000e3zrs
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: http://pics.livejournal.com/pirateygoodness/pic/000e4qre
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: http://pics.livejournal.com/pirateygoodness/pic/000e5hp8
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: http://pics.livejournal.com/pirateygoodness/pic/000e6gdh

[livejournal.com profile] girlboymusic: OMG that last one.
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: lolll you would
[livejournal.com profile] girlboymusic:Whatever. It's awesome.
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: Heeee
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: My fave is this one: http://pics.livejournal.com/pirateygoodness/pic/000e5hp8
[livejournal.com profile] girlboymusic: He's about to put his dick up her ass.
pirateygoodness: (rpf: party time with kate & katie!)
So. The MTV Movie Awards, Y/N?

I am a little devastated that Vanessa did not win anything, because let's be honest: she's my FAVOURITE. It was, however, really sweet seeing her all :D :D :D over Ashley and Zac winning, and I kind of loved the colour of her dress. Ashley had this weird long-lost Jetson daughter thing going on that I thought was kind of cute, but apparently I am alone in that? Whatever.


i think you know which people. )

Also, Twilight swept the awards and it was lame. The only good part of it, really, was watching the presenters and non-teen-girl-audience get progressively more confused and creeped out as Twilight. Kept. Winning.

Also best? Kristen and Rob pulling the rug out from under the fans when they won best kiss, because let's be honest here - I'm kind of petty and really wanted Zac and Vanessa to win, and the next best thing is the winners effectively giving the middle finger to their fans because they are deeply and adorably cynical (Kristen) or belligerent drunks (Rob). OH ALSO I DON'T EVEN CARE, I HAVE SUCH A CRUSH ON KRISTEN STEWART. I mean, I can't actually bring myself to watch Twilight because I have a lot of issues with it, but DID YOU SEE WHEN SHE WON HER AWARD. AND SHE WAS ALL SHY AND AWKWARD AND GUYS SHE WORE CONVERSE WITH HER LITTLE DRESS AND THEN DROPPED THE AWARD AND WAS SO FLUSTERED AND OMG. I do not understand the hating, all I want to do is gay marry her.


!!!!!!! )

In conclusion: Leighton Meester looked PHENOMENAL. (And also presented an award to MILEY, who was ADORABLE and possibly the only person there who took the awards the right amount of seriously.)

you REALLY want to click on this cut. Trust me. )


May. 18th, 2009 10:21 pm
pirateygoodness: (hsm: open my eyes (i see sky))

Remember how, this one time, Zac and Vanessa and Ashley did the THREESOMIEST 1950s-THEMED PHOTOSHOOT EVER for Elle, and the entire thing was oozing with sex appeal and sheer genetic giftedness and also Ashley's dog was there and the universe was pleased? There are MORE OUTTAKES, and they just leaked today, and LIKE. FOR SERIOUS.

(I apologize if you guys are like me and actually follow Disney comms, because these are 100% already all over your flist. JUST SUFFER THROUGH, I GUESS IDK.)


Also, HEY FRIENDS, if someone wanted to post these pictures to [livejournal.com profile] ashnessa_squee, I would really really appreciate it. I can't get to it tonight, but I think the super gay V/A ones belong up there.
pirateygoodness: (hsm: let me clean you up)
*sigh* So, okay. I know that Ashley Tisdale is like, really really crazy, and that some of you Shruti hate her new single and/or video, WHATEVER. But I also know that:

1) She dumped Dancerface for sure, and now she is running around making out with Scott Speers in his car and shit, ew.
1a) This is made funnier by the fact that ALLEGEDLY he is directing the latest V-Factory video? (Since when are they successful enough to have music videos?) I CANNOT DECIDE IF IT WOULD BE BETTER IF JARED CRIED, OR STARTED A FISTFIGHT.
1b) LOL, V Factory.

2) She has a Twitter.

3) This has led to the discovery that her less famous sister, Shut-In Tisdale, also has a Twitter. It is not a very exciting Twitter.

4) There is word (read: un-source-able fandom intuition based on multiple interviews) that she still hangs out with Vanessa and Zac a lot, but never in public, because - and this is not my joke, but I am paying it forward to the internet because LOL - she cannot deal with being the third most famous person at Coffee Bean.

That said?

5) She is a total slamming hottie in this shirt, NGL.

In conclusion: awesome.
pirateygoodness: (hsm: o hai.)
I do not even have the right words to articulate how happy this makes me. But you guys, you guys, he is such a dork. He and Peter Parker are on a first-name basis, and he plays video games and has EXTENSIVE THOUGHTS ON DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS, and good goddamn. Best ever.

pirateygoodness: (hsm: tonight the headphones will deliver)
You guys you guys this coming week is going to totally suck, BUT DO YOU KNOW WHAT I DID THIS WEEKEND? I worked on my [livejournal.com profile] thelittlebang, and I know how douchey it is to brag about your word counts when other people are stressed, but I am SO PROUD OF MYSELF, this is officially the longest single story I have ever written without a cowriter, AND I THINK IT'S KIND OF GOOD ALSO?

So anyway, Zac and Vanessa are cuter than a basket full of collie puppies wearing tiny bandanas, chewing little rubber bones with glitter in them. I dare you to disagree.

pirateygoodness: (hsm: i might even be a rockstar)
17 Again. I just. This MOVIE.



This is my straight-up, fresh-from-the-movie, all-caps/no-critical-thought response to the film. Honestly. . .it is probably the best you are going to get out of me, but whatever. Let me feel my feelings, OKAY?

spoilers, obvs. )

PS: If you, for any reason, think Zac Efron is not infinitely, death-defyingly charming? I do not want to hear a single word. Lie to me and pretend you agree.
pirateygoodness: (hsm: let me clean you up)
You guys, I am starting to get concerned about Ashley Tisdale. I mean, yes yes yes, we LOL about how she broke up with Jared McDancerface because he is in a humiliatingly awful boy band called V Factory (LOLS). (Except! SCANDAL! V FACTORY DENIES THE RUMORS - "THE TIZZ IS ALL FOR JARED.")

And that is WHATEVER, because obvs that was a HSM showmance and BESIDES HE IS KIND OF A LAME BOYFRIEND, she could do better/just date Vanessa, AND THAT WOULD TOTES BE COOL.


Like, Ashley just needs to not be the HSM celeb who has the meltdown, okay? YOU CAN BARELY TELL WHETHER OR NOT SHE'S SOBER WHEN SHE IS JUST BEING HER.

IDEK. Thoughts?

(Oh and also, Zac Efron was brilliant and articulate and took pretty pictures in his GQ cover, and Vanessa has a SELF cover that features her in a bikini in a way that's much less creepy than Ashley's SHAPE cover, but everyone else keeps talking about them better and first, so IDEK. I will maybe talk about them later, but probably I won't.)
pirateygoodness: (hsm: what's wrong bitch? too awesome?)
So anyway, I'm bored. Amuse me, internet.

[Poll #1368989]


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