pirateygoodness: (hsm: yr the chocolate 2 my peanut butter)
YOU GUYS YOU GUYS.



In case you do not have six minutes to spare on that glorious piece of what will certainly become television history: A TV SERIES. ABOUT CHEERLEADERS. THAT RIPS OFF THE PREMISE OF BRING IT ON ALMOST ENTIRELY except it doesn't look quite as gay. STARRING ASHLEY TISDALE.

IF YOU ARE NOT IMMEDIATELY CLOSE TO SOLD, WE MAY HAVE TO RECONSIDER OUR FRIENDSHIP.
pirateygoodness: (hsm: yr the chocolate 2 my peanut butter)
Ahahahaha. I don't think I am getting the same things out of this picspam as people who ship Chuck/Blair might, but someone on the internet made this AMAZING picspam of Blair and Chuck in various sexy roleplaying outfits, and BASICALLY IT'S AMAZING. Here. I think my favourite is Sassy Robin Hood Chuck.



ALSO, Selena Gomez is slowly discovering that if you name your album something with "kiss" in the title, you have to answer a lot of questions about kissing. It's adorable and awkward in the best way, and I can't decide if it's because she has a ~secret lover or because she's skittish and Disney, but still. Aw.

whatever I still ship her with Demi )



Okay ALSO ALSO, Ashley is apparently filming a video to Crank It Up (which: what, 'Hair' is a way better single, goddamn) and I. . .have no idea what anything in that song has to do with stripper angels, but apparently her boyfriend has made connections I just can't see.

oh like I could make this up )
pirateygoodness: (e&a: beautiful emo kids in love)
!!!!!!

You GUYS.

yet another outtake from That Elle Shoot )

He is HOLDING MAUI. Not going to lie, something in my heart just POPPED.

This post brought to you by the fact that [livejournal.com profile] tamaraface keeps making me write her ZVA 1950s AU ficlets.
pirateygoodness: (hsm: parfaits have layers.)
So, many of you (okay, those of you who know who Scott Speer is, so like seven of you) know how much I am not a fan of Ashley Tisdale's giant, hulking creep of a boyfriend. I may have mentioned it once or twice.

But then, like.

Okay.

So these happened?

question: does she get in free? )

And now I sort of feel weird.

Okay, WHATEVER, actually I totally enjoy them. They are adorably immature/awkward geeks who have no sense of when it is/isn't appropriate to make out and probably shouldn't be allowed to dress themselves, but LOOK AT THEIR GIGGLY FACES AND DUMBASS HATS. Guys, I am really easily impressed.

Also, their kids are gonna be so fucked up.




Okay ALSO ALSO, because I am apparently awful at making posts about Vanessa Hudgens these days (HOW WILL YOU SURVIVE, FLIST, I HAVE TOTALLY DROPPED THE BALL) I am just shoehorning this picture into this entry, because it is absolutely lovely and I need to discuss it about 134089239 different ways. Pretty, you guys. Pretty.

♥_♥ )
pirateygoodness: (hsm: puppy!)
O HAI GUYS, it's TEEN CHOICE AWARD POST TIME. Except not really, because there is no Vanessa Hudgens in this entry at all - THAT IS COMING LATER, I have a ton of pictures I feel like should LJ that I haven't. EXPECT A PICSPAM. FEEL FREE TO GET UPPITY IF I DON'T DELIVER BY THE WEEKEND.

Anyway. The TCAs happened. I am ignoring the fact that America's stupid president's stupid dog SORRY OBAMA IS A COOL GUY BUT HE IS NOT EVEN A CELBRITY, SHEESH got chosen over Shadow, because the pain is still fresh, and it is in my heart.

INSTEAD, I am focusing on things like the hotness of Leighton Meester )


. . .I am a little in love with her shoes. And also, Zac's inability to sit like a big kid and have a conversation at the same time. HE IS SO SQUIRMY, YOU GUYS ♥_♥

!!!!!! )

Also I just need to mention how much Ashley's grody boyfriend bothers me, because SERIOUSLY HE IS SO GROSS, and I do not understand why she is dating him. She is so hot! She has potential and lots of skills! He is a seven-foot-tall poorly-shaven creeper!

let us explore + also feed my poll addiction )
pirateygoodness: (hsm: parfaits have layers.)
Kevin Smith talking Twilight. The man is hit-and-miss, but this clip from his talk at ComicCon is, I think, pretty dead-on.

!!!!! [livejournal.com profile] riflethrough wrote me Ashley/Vanessa fic in which Ashley is ~totally a huge My Chemical Romance fan, and it's probably the cutest thing in the world.

These pictures of Ashley Tisdale arriving in New York, which are honestly just darling. You guys, she is using her adorable maltipoo to hide her face from the paparazzi. I am so charmed.



one more + discussion that relates to her sleazy boyfriend )
pirateygoodness: (hsm: pressed right to my chest)
So, whatever. Ashley Tisdale is secretly sometimes super hot, discuss:

here! )

Also, I - had no idea for the longest time that Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer were even dating, because they are both delightfully low-profile people/I am not really ~in~ True Blood fandom the way I am a fan of other shows like Gossip Girl, but still. You cannot deny that this is the most delightfully cute thing ever:



two more )

Also, having watched (some of) the ComicCon coverage, wow are they sweet and domesticated. I had no idea/am a little charmed.
pirateygoodness: (hsm: parfaits have layers.)
Ohhh oh god you guys my bb Ashley Tisdale is like. I just want to squish her little face.

APPARENTLY after making out with Manpurse in Hawaii for her birthday, she and her mom and her sister and Manpurse went somewhere classy and SOMEONE GOT SOMETHING TATTOOED ON THEMSELVES.

I would be really horrified and disappointed, except that I suspect it is either of an ancient Chinese character that she will later discover means "hooker," or this beautiful artistic rendering of a maltipoo. Or possibly a dolphin. MISS TIZZ, NEVER CHANGE EVEN A LITTLE BIT.

ETA: OH GOD YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE THE BEST? If she got an "ironic" Louis Vuitton logo. I WISH I COULD EDIT THAT IN TO REPLACE "HELLO KITTY."

[Poll #1429133]


Oh also, Adam Lambert is still winning that HBIC poll. Vote for someone who's actually a chick for me, yeah?
pirateygoodness: (gg: i need your smile - knock knock)
Hey, so. You know how there are these pretty people from some movie about singing and sometimes I like to spend my free time discussing how they are the best ever? Uh, now there's an RPF community where you can read stories about them. If you're interested in reading, join. If you've written, I'd really appreciate it if you'd repost there. If you want to tell your friends, feel free to use this banner to help.


A Hundred Boyfriends: a Zac Efron + Vanessa Hudgens + Ashley Tisdale RPF comm

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Also, on a totally unrelated note: LOLLL BLAKE AND LEIGHTON. I love these goofy fuckers so much, I forgot how much fun Gossip Girl set pictures can be.

heartpupils )

Oh, Blake Lively. Be cuter, I dare you.
pirateygoodness: (gg: sunshine & puppies & rainbows)
Uh, mostly this is just an excuse to use my new icon, because OH MY GAY, BLAKE LIVELY AND LEIGHTON MEESTER ARE THE DOINGITEST. The Rolling Stone outtakes (or most of them) just got released, and omgomgomgomg HOMO. I can't even process them all, but I have about twenty saved to my hard drive and I am still letting them sink in.

For serious, the only celeb BFFs more thedoingitest are Selena and Demi in all the Princess Protection Program coverage, but they are like TWELVE so I can only think about them holding hands and maaaybe kissing or I get all grossed out.

OH ALSO, BEFORE I FORGET. I am proposing a new nickname for Ashley Tisdale's gross director boyfriend, which I am hoping will catch on. I shall call him Manpurse. Case in point:

oh lol. )

Even Maui is all "I DON'T LIKE THIS BOY. HE IS NOT MADE OF LOUIS VUITTON. ASHLEY WHAT HAPPENED TO US, WE HAVE HAVING WORDS WHEN WE GET HOME." I feel like their relationship is really weird, IDK.

ANYWAY, I'm going to wind down from Pride by sitting on the couch with a giant bowl of cherries and watching Princess Protection Program. SPOILER ALERT: THEY ARE DIFFERENT, BUT IN MANY WAYS THE SAME.
pirateygoodness: (rpf: party time with kate & katie!)
So. The MTV Movie Awards, Y/N?

I am a little devastated that Vanessa did not win anything, because let's be honest: she's my FAVOURITE. It was, however, really sweet seeing her all :D :D :D over Ashley and Zac winning, and I kind of loved the colour of her dress. Ashley had this weird long-lost Jetson daughter thing going on that I thought was kind of cute, but apparently I am alone in that? Whatever.

LET'S LOOK AT SOME PICTURES OF PRETTY PEOPLE.

i think you know which people. )

Also, Twilight swept the awards and it was lame. The only good part of it, really, was watching the presenters and non-teen-girl-audience get progressively more confused and creeped out as Twilight. Kept. Winning.

Also best? Kristen and Rob pulling the rug out from under the fans when they won best kiss, because let's be honest here - I'm kind of petty and really wanted Zac and Vanessa to win, and the next best thing is the winners effectively giving the middle finger to their fans because they are deeply and adorably cynical (Kristen) or belligerent drunks (Rob). OH ALSO I DON'T EVEN CARE, I HAVE SUCH A CRUSH ON KRISTEN STEWART. I mean, I can't actually bring myself to watch Twilight because I have a lot of issues with it, but DID YOU SEE WHEN SHE WON HER AWARD. AND SHE WAS ALL SHY AND AWKWARD AND GUYS SHE WORE CONVERSE WITH HER LITTLE DRESS AND THEN DROPPED THE AWARD AND WAS SO FLUSTERED AND OMG. I do not understand the hating, all I want to do is gay marry her.

SERIOUSLY. IF THIS IS NOT THE CUTEST OUTFIT YOU HAVE EVER SEEN, I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT.

!!!!!!! )

In conclusion: Leighton Meester looked PHENOMENAL. (And also presented an award to MILEY, who was ADORABLE and possibly the only person there who took the awards the right amount of seriously.)

you REALLY want to click on this cut. Trust me. )

OH.

May. 18th, 2009 10:21 pm
pirateygoodness: (hsm: open my eyes (i see sky))
YOU GUYS. YOU GUYS YOU GUYS.

Remember how, this one time, Zac and Vanessa and Ashley did the THREESOMIEST 1950s-THEMED PHOTOSHOOT EVER for Elle, and the entire thing was oozing with sex appeal and sheer genetic giftedness and also Ashley's dog was there and the universe was pleased? There are MORE OUTTAKES, and they just leaked today, and LIKE. FOR SERIOUS.

(I apologize if you guys are like me and actually follow Disney comms, because these are 100% already all over your flist. JUST SUFFER THROUGH, I GUESS IDK.)



GUYS THESE FUCKING PEOPLE. )

Also, HEY FRIENDS, if someone wanted to post these pictures to [livejournal.com profile] ashnessa_squee, I would really really appreciate it. I can't get to it tonight, but I think the super gay V/A ones belong up there.
pirateygoodness: (hsm: golly you're bright)
I feel like I should reaffirm my passionate, ridiculous love for a) Gossip Girl, b) Blake Lively, all the time, EVER, and c) Georgina mother-effing Sparks. I've been letting myself get really, really behind on TV, mostly because I am slammed with stuff that requires critical thinking skills (and partly because I've been saving those eps for days when I have time to work on my [livejournal.com profile] thelittlebang fic, which is never), but I caught up on a couple eps this weekend. (Seder Anything and the one after, for the record. I am still two eps behind.)

STILL. I remain in love with this show PRETTY HARD. Serena is gorgeous! Blair is scheming! THEY ARE RIDICULOUSLY GAY FOR EACH OTHER AND ONE DAY THEY WILL FLY AWAY TO PARIS AND RAISE GAY, FRENCH-SPEAKING CHILDREN WHO WILL HAVE SO MANY ISSUES, BUT BE CUTE. Nate is dumb as a rock, YET HILARIOUS. The parents are boring and also dumb, but take up not too much of my TV time, so that's okay! GEORGINA EXISTS ON MY TV AGAIN! Also, Chuck did some stuff in ep 2.21! It was lol. )


Oh, right. And I'm completely in love with Ashley Tisdale's twitter, which I am not going to stop mentioning until everyone I know knows how hilarious it is that she is gangsterish and her dog is sad that she's leaving and she omg loves Miami. And ALSO new pictures of Vanessa in Bandslam keep leaking, like the one in my icon, and guys. Guys. I can't even explain why this movie is going to be good. All I know is that they appear to be dressing her to hit like every single little thing that could possibly make me happy. And this pleases me.
pirateygoodness: (scrubs: i am dr jan itor.)
Here are some thoughts I have had today.

1. Unffff, Leighton Meester's VOICE. It makes me think of bad lighting and hips. I speak, of course, of the Cobra Starship collaboration that everyone is freaking out about, ALTHOUGH ALSO JUST IN GENERAL. I swear to god, that girl could sing the phone book and I'd pay money to listen.

2. I was going to mention, again, how Ashley Tisdale's twitter makes me happy. But then [livejournal.com profile] girlboymusic started making fun of me, so NEVERMIND GUYS, SORRY YOU MISSED OUT.

3. I saw Wolverine yesterday, and basically: this is not a spoiler. ) THEREFORE, this movie will win ALL OF THE OSCARS. Except possibly the ones that go to Transformers 2, because that movie has the potential of having a HELICOPTER punch ANOTHER HELICOPTER in the face.*

4. The Scrubs finale made me tear up a little, OF COURSE. It was not as emotional for me as the one where Dr. Kelso retired or the one where Laverne died, but it was pretty close. Guys, I have so many deep and complicated feelings about that show. I have watched it for so long, and it's so comforting and sweet and one of those shows where I can just pick a DVD and find something that I forgot I loved as much as I do. Also, I want to be JD when I grow up.

In other news: my dwarf warrior in WoW is at level 40. This is exciting, if you are me, but oh my god I am sick of Stranglethorn Vale. (That is the name of the level I am working on.) Whoever designed that map should be forced to PLAY IT UNTIL THE END OF TIME.

*(Also: please note, comics fans, that I did not at any point comment on the validity of a story about Wolverine's sibling issues as an art form. THAT IS HOW YOU DISCUSS SOMEONE ELSE'S FANNISH LOVE RESPECTFULLY. You may want to take notes, in case you are ever, IDK, watching HSM or Hannah Montana or anything with Zac Efron or Vanessa Hudgens OR WHATEVER and feel the need to share your thoughts and impressions.)
pirateygoodness: (hsm: let me clean you up)
I am still trying to figure out if the place I want to post this stuff is my LJ, [livejournal.com profile] ashnessa_squee, or both. Strong opinions either way would be appreciated.

ANYWAY, Ashley Tisdale remains endearingly lulzy. Apparently, while she was choosing album titles (for her latest album, which comes out in June and is going to be the greatest album ever because she is an artist), the runner-up to Guilty Pleasure was Acting Out. Guys, considering the fact that she is basically experiencing frosh year of college/her teenage rebellious phase about six years too late, this amuses me endlessly.

". . .it was meaning in a way that I was acting out songs, you know, just trying to explain that I - haven't experienced every single one of these songs, but I connect to them. . ."(Source Video)


INFINITY HEARTS, you guys.


Also, for the record, because apparently nobody has noticed this but me and the people I have told about it: you should click here if Ashley Tisdale amuses you. It's from her guitarist's Twitpic.


ETA: HEY DO YOU WANT TO LAUGH FOR A MINUTE AND A HALF? HOW ABOUT A SNEAK PREVIEW OF THE NEW V-FACTORY VID.
pirateygoodness: (hsm: let me clean you up)
*sigh* So, okay. I know that Ashley Tisdale is like, really really crazy, and that some of you Shruti hate her new single and/or video, WHATEVER. But I also know that:

1) She dumped Dancerface for sure, and now she is running around making out with Scott Speers in his car and shit, ew.
1a) This is made funnier by the fact that ALLEGEDLY he is directing the latest V-Factory video? (Since when are they successful enough to have music videos?) I CANNOT DECIDE IF IT WOULD BE BETTER IF JARED CRIED, OR STARTED A FISTFIGHT.
1b) LOL, V Factory.

2) She has a Twitter.

3) This has led to the discovery that her less famous sister, Shut-In Tisdale, also has a Twitter. It is not a very exciting Twitter.

4) There is word (read: un-source-able fandom intuition based on multiple interviews) that she still hangs out with Vanessa and Zac a lot, but never in public, because - and this is not my joke, but I am paying it forward to the internet because LOL - she cannot deal with being the third most famous person at Coffee Bean.

That said?

5) She is a total slamming hottie in this shirt, NGL.



In conclusion: awesome.
pirateygoodness: (hsm: let me clean you up)
You guys, I am starting to get concerned about Ashley Tisdale. I mean, yes yes yes, we LOL about how she broke up with Jared McDancerface because he is in a humiliatingly awful boy band called V Factory (LOLS). (Except! SCANDAL! V FACTORY DENIES THE RUMORS - "THE TIZZ IS ALL FOR JARED.")

And that is WHATEVER, because obvs that was a HSM showmance and BESIDES HE IS KIND OF A LAME BOYFRIEND, she could do better/just date Vanessa, AND THAT WOULD TOTES BE COOL.

Except now - NOW - she is apparently dating THE ICKY DIRECTOR OF HER GROSS MUSIC VIDEO and like, GOING TO BARS WITH HIM UNTIL 3AM, AND POSSIBLY - DEPENDING ON WHERE YOU GET YOUR GOSSIP - GIVING HIM LAPDANCES, which is just SKETCHY.

Like, Ashley just needs to not be the HSM celeb who has the meltdown, okay? YOU CAN BARELY TELL WHETHER OR NOT SHE'S SOBER WHEN SHE IS JUST BEING HER.

IDEK. Thoughts?


(Oh and also, Zac Efron was brilliant and articulate and took pretty pictures in his GQ cover, and Vanessa has a SELF cover that features her in a bikini in a way that's much less creepy than Ashley's SHAPE cover, but everyone else keeps talking about them better and first, so IDEK. I will maybe talk about them later, but probably I won't.)
pirateygoodness: (hsm: tonight the headphones will deliver)
[livejournal.com profile] girlboymusic: Guess who broke up with her boyfriennnnnnnd.
[livejournal.com profile] girlboymusic: Tizz.
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: LOL I knew that.
[livejournal.com profile] girlboymusic: FINE.
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: I figure after she went to the V-Factory show on New Year's, that was it.
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: They were TOO EMBARRASSING FOR TIZZ.
[livejournal.com profile] girlboymusic: That was the first time she found out he was in a band called V Factory.
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: It is a little ridiculous how pleased I am.
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: lollllllll
[livejournal.com profile] girlboymusic: She got there and she was like, "Wait a minute, wait a minute. You do WHAT for a living?"
[livejournal.com profile] girlboymusic: "Well, shit."
[livejournal.com profile] girlboymusic: And then she sat there covertly getting drunk and texting V with messages like, "Zac would never do this bullshit."
[livejournal.com profile] girlboymusic: "dear v - remember "bet on it"? a MILLION TIMES LESS EMBARRASSING than this."
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: lolllllllllll
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: This why we are friends.

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