pirateygoodness: (dcrpf: ever ever after (selena))
Choosing to believe that this is, in fact, a photo of Selena and one of the girls from Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Beiber. Because I cannot.



Discuss. My heart is an empty room/my life is pain right now.

CAVEAT: None of that "Beiber looks like a girl/he can't sing" bullshit. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH LOOKING LIKE A GIRL OKAY, THAT IS NOT AN INSULT. ALSO MAYBE I LIKE A COUPLE OF HIS SINGLES W/E.
pirateygoodness: (bsg: say you believe in me)
Alright! I decided to respond to the fandoms from that meme from yesterday new-entry-style, rather than in the comments, because - well. Because sometimes, talking about what I like about things requires elaborate picspams, okay? That's not weird, right?

ANYWAY.

For recall purposes, the meme went like this:
Name a fandom that I am familiar with and I will tell you:

My favourite pairing
Something I love about them, in either words or pictures.

1. Legend of the Seeker: Mean Girls

my favourite )


2. Battlestar Galactica

kristen asks the tough questions )


3. Princess Protection Program

tiny gay teens in love )

THE NEXT ENTRY WILL HAVE MORE PICTURES, GUYS. I just wanted to split things up, a little.
pirateygoodness: (fringe: no one on the corner have)
LADIES AND OTHER LADIES, Selena Gomez on her new girlfriend Leighton Meester.

When I started on the movie, I was just getting to know my co-stars Leighton Meester and Katie Cassidy but we've become so close! They've experienced much more than me because they're older so we have long talks and share stories. We're inseparable! I feel better, like I've learned a lot about myself.


. . .discuss.


Oh, and also, I have a special treat for all of you. As I may or may not have mentioned several hundred dozen times, [livejournal.com profile] thrace_ and I have concocted a ridiculous alternate universe in which Olivia Dunham hooks up with CIA Agent Blake Lively, and whatever it's going to be awesome.

The embarrassingly long fic that goes with that is coming in the next week or so, but until then, have a ficlet.


every new beginning, Fringe/Gossip Girl RPF AU, Olivia Dunham/Agent Blake Lively, PG-13, 368 words.

The first time is in Prague. )
pirateygoodness: (fringe: miss lady cop reporting for duty)
Or whatever. Pretty Celeb Party.

But let us at least take a bit of time to discuss Anna Torv's use of formal shorts, and/or the ways in which that top makes her look a little like a slutty cougar librarian. ("Slutty cougar librarian" is, in fact, a compliment.) Let us not discuss how mad I am about her bangs in this photo, because ugh as if I did not dislike Alt!Olivia enough, SHE IS ALSO RUINING ANNA TORV'S HAIR.



+2 more under the cut )

Let's ALSO discuss how cute Leighton is, and how Blake had better watch out, because Selena is clearly in the running for Jailbait Girlfriend Stealer Of The Year, and Leighton looks like she's into it.

too big, so under the cut. )

ANYWAY. BRB, playing all the video games. I have finally hit the point in DA:O where I may get to SLAY AN ACTUAL DRAGON. Or maybe I'll just go through a giant dungeon for three hours to get like, a vase, and then discover that my reward is MORE QUESTS.
pirateygoodness: (lots: my heart wants you in breeches)
Dear [livejournal.com profile] femslash10 writer:

Hi! You are probably here because you want to know stuff about me! Or possibly you already know stuff about me because we are friends, and you would just like to know EVEN MORE. Whatever the case, my requests are under the cut.

basically: i like girls. specifics of each request. )

In general, I like: relationshippy girlsex, drunk just-for-the-night girlsex, sober just-for-the-night girlsex, kissing, giggling, holding hands, happy endings, girls with a lot of angst who grow as people, Cara and Olivia having feelings, and in-character things. I tend not to like: tears, angst, death, pregnancy, babyfic, non-canon psychiatric issues, explicitly-written sex featuring minors, premature declarations of deep and abiding love. Also, non-con and dubcon are major, eternal, abiding squicks of mine. If you are looking for my fic, because you want to know what I like to write, it's all at [livejournal.com profile] scurvyknavery.

All that said, good luck, Writer! I'm sure I'll love whatever you come up with, and I'm super excited to read it! :DDDD

Love,
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness
pirateygoodness: (dcrpf: listen to your inner lesbian)
HEY GUYS GUESS WHO'S A SPY NOW:

sorry the selena/leighton/blake degrees-of-separation thing is still funny. )

I APPROVE. And actually I really like that song, as well. DISCUSS, LADIES AND GENTS.

Also, [livejournal.com profile] thrace_ wrote fic continuing on in our ridiculous summer camp AU, if you guys are interested. It's here and totally awesome. OH BY THE WAY "CAROMING" IS A BILLIARD TERM, IT MEANS BOUNCE.
pirateygoodness: (dcrpf: lying side by side forever(&ever))
HEY YOU GUYS. BREAKING AND TOTALLY IMPORTANT WORLD NEWS: SOMEBODY'S GOT A CRUUUUUSH.

no seriously. )

Guys, this just FILLS ME WITH HEARTS. Not only are my fandoms colliding, MY FAVOURITES ARE SNUGGLING. AND SELENA TOTALLY HAS A CRUSH ON LEIGHTON. AND AND AND ♥_♥!

Tell me I am not the only person on the internet who wants to create intricate RPF canon that makes this work.
pirateygoodness: (lots: feelings r hard.)
OMGGGG you guys I am writing and writing and writing, on that Cara/Dahlia fic that I mentioned in my finale recap a couple weeks ago. IT HAS GROWN A LITTLE, AND POSSIBLY IT'S PERILOUSLY CLOSE TO 9K WORDS AND NOT EVEN DONE YET, WHY. Would anyone be interested in me posting my writing mix, as a bit of a teaser, when I get closer to finishing?

More importantly, if I did post a mix, would anyone be interested in making me covers, since I'm garbage at it?

OH ALSO, since we're discussing writing and Seeker, signups for [livejournal.com profile] lotsbigbang close like Monday. IN CASE ANY OF YOU WERE STILL WAFFLING. You don't actually have to have a subject for your fic nailed down to sign up, if you know you're going to write something.


ALSO ALSO, speaking of fandoms I loved before Seeker: Selena Gomez is currently filming her movie with Leighton in Budapest right now, and omg. In my heart of hearts - since we know that Leighton is a double agent for MI:6 - Selena has been getting recruited into the spy game. Her day job as an actress is THE PERFECT COVER. She's YOUNG AND IMPRESSIONABLE. She and Leighton could bond over Selena's lady troubles and Leighton could point out just HOW MUCH TAIL YOU GET when you're a spy.

And, I mean, I think Selena's not exactly being subtle about hinting at her new career in international espionage.

i mean seriously. )

Guys, I just sort of love that my fandoms are colliding like this.
pirateygoodness: (dcrpf: & she said - take off your sungla)
LOLL you guys I had a dream last night that Demi Lovato tweeted about losing her virginity, and I SWEAR TO GOD I woke up and thought it had actually happened. WHAT IS MY DEAL.

Also, okay. So there's this big bang (for the uninitiated: fic challenge for stories >10K words) for Gossip Girl taking signups, called [livejournal.com profile] xoxobigbang, and I sort of secretly really want to sign up. There is this epic story, involving Blair and Vanessa trapped in Manhattan (on Manhattan?) after the apocalypse, that I've been kicking around since I signed up for [livejournal.com profile] apocabigbang and had to bail, and I just like, want to. But I keep waffling, because like, what if I really want to spend a vast chunk of my summer writing epic Cara/Kahlan AUs instead? WHAT THEN.

The other thing we need to discuss, ladies and gents: THE FACT THAT SELENA GOMEZ AND LEIGHTON MEESTER ARE DOING A MOVIE TOGETHER, goodness gracious. I have a secret hope in my heart that Leighton will like, get her drunk and teach her to have fun, in a very gentle and only slightly age-inappropriate way.
pirateygoodness: (himym: hey hoser! shut up eh?)
1. I am Terribly Emo (that is: not really) because it is SEEKERDAY tomorrow and I am GIDDY LIKE A CHILD over this stupid show, except I have to go to my friend's house and get drunk on Saturday. THE UNIVERSE = UNFAIR.

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR YOUR WEEKEND? Probably that my ridiculous all-girl, everyone's-a-lesbian recap (ladyspam? gayspam? IDK WHAT TO CALL THESE) will be up early Sunday instead of Saturday night. Also that I'll be doing it hung over.

2. I HAVE TIME TO WRITE STUFF. AND GO GET DRUNK AT MY FRIEND'S HOUSE. Without going into too much RL detail: this is wondrous, and a sharp contrast to the past couple of weeks. :DDDDDD FREE TIME.

3. The Olympics are starting! JUST SO YOU KNOW, IF YOU SMACK-TALK CANADA EVEN A LITTLE BIT, I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO BANG YOUR MOM.

4. Guysssss ♥Selena Gomez♥. She remains my favourite of the current generation of Disney Channel Popstars (VHudg does not count, she has aged out), and oh goodness. This is a reasonably good (HQ video, terrible sound) video of her performing a cover of "Hot and Cold" at a recent concert, and ugh she is so sweet. She loves being a popstar so much! This song is totally about Demi Lovato! Her hair is so shiny and bouncy, how does she do it!

I hope she is super famous forever and gets tons of quality acting work well into her thirties.

5. Guyyyyys her faaaaaaaace.



I love gorgeous women with freckles so effing much. Also, I am sort of totally obsessed with the deleted-scenes version of this part from "Denna," because SOMEHOW THAT BIT ABOUT HOW SHE THOUGHT BOYS WOULD NEVER LIKE HER ~IN THAT WAY~ JUST MAKES MY HEART HURT. I - I WOULD LIKE HER IN THAT WAY.

6. OH OH ALSO, I wrote SPOONING, in case you do not already know this. You should all know this, because you should be watching [livejournal.com profile] scurvyknavery.

Title: Better If We Never Talk
Fandom: Legend of the Seeker
Pairing: Cara/Kahlan
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3,618
Summary: Cara cannot fail to notice Kahlan's eyes, and the way that they grow darker, more haunted, with each passing day. I hope Zedd is alright, she finds herself saying, and it's a shock to realize that she means it. (Spoilers through 2.08, "Light" and 2.09, "Dark")

(here)
pirateygoodness: (dcrpf: last night i had a dream)
LOLLL WHAT'S UP YOU GUYS.

So, a lot of things happened in the last couple of days on the internet. THINGS WITH CELEBRITIES THAT I THINK ARE SWELL.

First of all, let us discuss how adorable and awesome and cute and badass Demi's vid to "Remember December" is. Because SERIOUSLY, she is such a sweetheart and I love how BB ROCKSTAR and REBELLIOUS she is. It just makes me want to pinch her cheeks. Like, I am not saying this is the kind of music video that's going to be High Art? But it is exactly the kind of video I would have made, were I a jilted seventeen-year-old popstar trying to rescue Princess Selena from the clutches of the evil dragon, and I love it for exactly that and nothing more.

video! )

Also, Demi did this really adorable Got Milk ad, in which she crowdsurfs and teaches people about healthy teeth and bones and it's really adorable? You can find pictures from that here and here and here.


ALSO, ON A TOTALLY NOT TEENAGE AND COMPLETELY PERVY NOTE, LET US SIT DOWN FOR A MOMENT AND DISCUSS LEIGHTON'S GQ SHOOT. Which, sorry, is not SLUTTY, it's just UNF. (via [livejournal.com profile] blairwaldorfs, duh.)

see? )

I bet that is what you see when you die and go to heaven, okay? Or possibly if you're Blake Lively and someone wants to play puppy again. That's all I'm saying.
pirateygoodness: (dcrpf: lying side by side forever(&ever))
OH GOD, my precious bb Disney teen stars! First Selena and Santa Stitch are TOTALLY FIERCE AND AWESOME, and now Demi and REINDEER PLUTO appear to be BFFs.

under the cut! )

In honour of the fact that THIS IS ALMOST AS AWESOME AND HILARIOUS AS "WHAT TIME IS IT? (CHRISTMAS TIME)," a poll.

[Poll #1483412]
pirateygoodness: (dcrpf: last night i had a dream)
Aping Anna's posting style, a la [livejournal.com profile] zef_daily, but whatever, it is REALLY IMPORTANT and just this once. PLZ DO NOT BE CROSS WITH ME.





Weezer - Pink Triangle



. . .pretty much, this is all I've got. PLEASE TELL ME I AM NOT ALONE IN THIS, LJ.
pirateygoodness: (hsm: pressed right to my chest)
YOU GUYYYYS PRETTY DISNEY STARS = PRETTY ADORABLE, OMG.

(See what I did there?)

First of all, Vanessa and Zac are still shacked up in Vancouver, filming stuff and doing it on the chesterfield and not getting photographed. But apparently they went to a major-junior hockey game last night? And Vanessa did this, and HONESTLY I JUST.

cut! )

LIKE. If you do not find that absolutely darling, PROBABLY YOU ARE DEAD INSIDE?


Also, for those of you who, for some reason, do not follow any Disney comms at all (like, what are you doing with yourselves, seriously):

Bounce.



This is what happens when you give a bunch of cutely obnoxious hipster teen popstars free time. I. . .kind of love it.


OH. And for those of you who have yet to friend my fic journal, [livejournal.com profile] scurvyknavery, I posted a ficlet about Zac and Vanessa being adorably handsy high school teachers, as an outtake in my Demi/Selena high school AUverse.

Title: i think we spent a past life together
Pairing: Mr. Efron/Ms. Hudgens
Rating: R
Word Count: 1,128
Summary: "Mr Efron," she tries, and he actually laughs out loud. "This is highly inappropriate workplace behavior."

here
pirateygoodness: (hsm: yr the chocolate 2 my peanut butter)
Ahahahaha. I don't think I am getting the same things out of this picspam as people who ship Chuck/Blair might, but someone on the internet made this AMAZING picspam of Blair and Chuck in various sexy roleplaying outfits, and BASICALLY IT'S AMAZING. Here. I think my favourite is Sassy Robin Hood Chuck.



ALSO, Selena Gomez is slowly discovering that if you name your album something with "kiss" in the title, you have to answer a lot of questions about kissing. It's adorable and awkward in the best way, and I can't decide if it's because she has a ~secret lover or because she's skittish and Disney, but still. Aw.

whatever I still ship her with Demi )



Okay ALSO ALSO, Ashley is apparently filming a video to Crank It Up (which: what, 'Hair' is a way better single, goddamn) and I. . .have no idea what anything in that song has to do with stripper angels, but apparently her boyfriend has made connections I just can't see.

oh like I could make this up )
pirateygoodness: (dcrpf: kick it up let loose and lol)
So, uh. I've actually been meaning to put something like this together for a good while now, but the fact that today SOMEONE ON MY FLIST admitted that they had no idea who these girls were, but hey, they're sort of adorable, prompted me to finish it. As that is just unacceptable.

Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez: A Love Story
An Awesome Tween Celeb Primer, As Told To [livejournal.com profile] pearl_o Over AIM



[livejournal.com profile] pearl_o: Hi!
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: Hi!
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: So, okay.
[livejournal.com profile] pearl_o: yes!
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: Heee, what do you want to know?
[livejournal.com profile] pearl_o: idek! I don't know, like, anything about them except that they're adorable!
[livejournal.com profile] pearl_o: I don't know where to start.

in which I explain the bare bones of Demi and Selena, in roughly fifteen minutes )

[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: THERE IS SO MUCH MORE THOUGH
[livejournal.com profile] pearl_o: I WANT TO KNOW IT ALL
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: HIT ME UP LATER
[livejournal.com profile] pearl_o: I SO WILL

[. . .several days later.]

[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: SUP
[livejournal.com profile] pearl_o: HI.
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: SUP.
[livejournal.com profile] pearl_o: Not much, to be honest!
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: WOO!
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: Demi & Selena?
[livejournal.com profile] pearl_o: Yes!
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: Sweet!

in which we pick up pretty much where we left off. )

[livejournal.com profile] pearl_o: *nodsnods*
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: Want I should spam you with media?
[livejournal.com profile] pearl_o: OKAY

AND THEN I DO )

[livejournal.com profile] pearl_o: I honestly think you could tell me anything about Selena Gomez at this point and I would respond like it was precious
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: SOMEDAY, I'LL DIG OUT THE PHOTOS OF HER SNUGGLING PUPPIES.

more pictures! )

[livejournal.com profile] pearl_o: PRECIOUS
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: IKR
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: Oh also they do a lot of really gay photoshoots together:
[livejournal.com profile] pearl_o: awwwww

see? )
pirateygoodness: (dcrpf: kick it up let loose and lol)
So some of you may recall Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez: Epic Gay Teen Lesbian Stars In Love. (If you do not: YOU ARE BEHIND IN YOUR READING. SHAME.)

Anyway, I have a VERY SERIOUS QUESTION for you all, and you need to settle this or [livejournal.com profile] girlboymusic and I will have to FIGHT TO THE DEATH and nobody wants that.

[Poll #1444832]

Feel free to explain your position with visual aids and/or capital letters in the comments.
pirateygoodness: (hsm: puppy!)
♥ You guys, this (Twitpic here) is the gayest thing ever. I bet they drank too much juice, got sugar highs and made out at last year's TCAs.


♥ I definitely don't need this. At all. Even a little. GUYS IT'S PURPLE AND HAS A GAME THAT PLAYS HANNAH MONTANA SONGS I AM SO EASILY SWAYED BY MARKETING.


♥ Does anyone have any interest in beta-reading a few thousand words of Demi/Selena high school AU? It occurs to me that I could perhaps find someone who's actually interested in them, instead of making [livejournal.com profile] fivewhatfive suffer through it.


♥ Failing that, are there spoilers up for the winner of Choice Celebrity Pet at the TCAs? My heart belongs to Shadow.
pirateygoodness: (Default)
Uh, just realized that tomorrow is some big American holiday, so I figured I'd post this now.

Princess Protection Program: A Totally Platonic Story Of Two Girls Who Are Friends: The Picspam

(Part 4)
Part 1 Part 2 Part 3


under the cut, omg excuse me. )

THE END.

That was a ridiculous amount of fun, I hope you guys enjoyed it/didn't mind putting up with it.
pirateygoodness: (dcrpf: kick it up let loose and lol)
Princess Protection Program: A Totally Platonic Story Of Two Girls Who Are Friends: The Picspam

(Part 3)
Part 1 Part 2


Guys, this is probably one of the funnest things I have ever done, oh my god.
under the cut! )

PART FOUR TONIGHT, AKA THE BEST OF ALL THE PARTS.


ETA: Part 4

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