pirateygoodness: (gg: every puppy needs a leash)
Dear Blake Lively:

unf )

Keep being super attractive.

Love,
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness
pirateygoodness: (gg: every puppy needs a leash)
Guys, we need to have a serious conversation about some Gossip Girl set photos that have come out recently.

item one )

item two )

While we're discussing Blake Lively, we of course also need to have a serious conversation about her Marie Claire shoot. For which I may be considering buying the magazine, because it is ridiculous and amazing and features glamour shots of her with her dog. This is legit even better than the time Vanessa Hudgens did a photo shoot with a handful of kittens.



item three )

I really enjoy that these pictures are both gorgeous, and vaguely vintage-y in a way that makes me think of Spy Blake and Spy Leighton.
pirateygoodness: (hsm: puppy!)
I was going to do this big spam post of all the pictures from Tumblr that I've saved in tabs to discuss on LJ, and then I realize that pretty much all of them can be summarized as "tall, super hot blonde ladies with animals."

. . .look, I never said I was subtle.

in conclusion, super hot blonde ladies with animals. )

I don't know, guys, that's all I've got. Discuss, etc.
pirateygoodness: (fringe: no one on the corner have)
LADIES AND OTHER LADIES, Selena Gomez on her new girlfriend Leighton Meester.

When I started on the movie, I was just getting to know my co-stars Leighton Meester and Katie Cassidy but we've become so close! They've experienced much more than me because they're older so we have long talks and share stories. We're inseparable! I feel better, like I've learned a lot about myself.


. . .discuss.


Oh, and also, I have a special treat for all of you. As I may or may not have mentioned several hundred dozen times, [livejournal.com profile] thrace_ and I have concocted a ridiculous alternate universe in which Olivia Dunham hooks up with CIA Agent Blake Lively, and whatever it's going to be awesome.

The embarrassingly long fic that goes with that is coming in the next week or so, but until then, have a ficlet.


every new beginning, Fringe/Gossip Girl RPF AU, Olivia Dunham/Agent Blake Lively, PG-13, 368 words.

The first time is in Prague. )
pirateygoodness: (chuck: so say what are you waiting for?)
Three things:

+ So as an interlude to my constant fangirling over Fringe, I have been catching up on Chuck. I kind of bailed on it after the beginning of last season, because. . .IDK I think I got bored. But now I am at the episodes with Kristen Kreuk (who WHATEVER I find adorable, okay) and omg. (spoilers to chuck 3.08.) )


+ Oh god, also this Blake Lively quote, from Tumblr, which - a great many of you are FIRED for not letting me know about this sooner. Hearts in my eyes, dudes and dudettes.




+ And just in case you guys thought I was going to post without mentioning Anna Torv (lol right), can we please discuss this new-to-me ComicCon interview? It is vaguely spoilery for S3 (upcoming themes, characters, casting), but good grief. I really enjoy how earnest she is every time she gets asked about Olivia. Also when she lights up talking about other women.
pirateygoodness: (fringe: miss lady cop reporting for duty)
Or whatever. Pretty Celeb Party.

But let us at least take a bit of time to discuss Anna Torv's use of formal shorts, and/or the ways in which that top makes her look a little like a slutty cougar librarian. ("Slutty cougar librarian" is, in fact, a compliment.) Let us not discuss how mad I am about her bangs in this photo, because ugh as if I did not dislike Alt!Olivia enough, SHE IS ALSO RUINING ANNA TORV'S HAIR.



+2 more under the cut )

Let's ALSO discuss how cute Leighton is, and how Blake had better watch out, because Selena is clearly in the running for Jailbait Girlfriend Stealer Of The Year, and Leighton looks like she's into it.

too big, so under the cut. )

ANYWAY. BRB, playing all the video games. I have finally hit the point in DA:O where I may get to SLAY AN ACTUAL DRAGON. Or maybe I'll just go through a giant dungeon for three hours to get like, a vase, and then discover that my reward is MORE QUESTS.
pirateygoodness: (fringe: all the feelings)
Oh god. So you guys know how I keep threatening to inflict my CIA Agent Blake Lively/Hotass FBI Agent Olivia Dunham fic on all of you, right? Well, UNBEKNOWNST TO YOU ALL, [livejournal.com profile] thrace_ has quietly been enabling me this whole time. Because, like.

This is not just a story about Blake and Olivia hooking up. It's also the stepping stone into an entire separate universe that basically makes Fringe into The L Word except not terrible and nobody has cancer and also they fight crime.

[livejournal.com profile] thrace_ has a wicked primer on this universe up in her journal (I helped), and it's amazing. There are ficlets and a flowchart and everything.

Run, don't walk.
pirateygoodness: (bsg: for a sex robot you're kinda a nerd)
Oh god, you guys, Comic-Con. I am not actually writing this from home, yet - I'm still in the hotel, killing some time until my flight leaves. I need to like, sleep. And eat. And just - not be around crowds of people dressed like characters from fandom for at least another few months.

(SECRET ASIDE: I did not really see any Seeker costumes at all except one - there was a girl with the RADDEST Cara outfit ever. I wanted to ask her if she was on LJ, but felt that would have been creepy, so I did not. IF IT WAS IN FACT YOU, say hi!)

BUT THE POINT IS, I hung out with [livejournal.com profile] cidercupcakes and [livejournal.com profile] fox1013 and [livejournal.com profile] mimesere for like four days, and they are delightful people, and also I BECAME THAT PERSON WHO WAITS IN THREE HOUR LINES FOR STUFF, but a the end of the lines were WONDERFUL THINGS. Incredibly attractive women I have now been in a (very large) room with: Blake Lively, Vanessa Hudgens, and Anna Torv.

My crush on Anna Torv continues unabated. Blake Lively is the prettiest golden retriever princess ever. Suckerpunch is going to be the greatest movie in the world and appears to include nothing but a) girls in burlesque outfits, b) girls shooting things, c) EXPLOSIONS, and d) a dragon, plus insanely gorgeous costumes. My flist is down to skip=?200. I am already thinking of ways I can manage to do this again next year.
pirateygoodness: (gays: (bb6) not letting it define me.)
So let's say, hypothetically, that Blake Lively is a CIA agent and Olivia Dunham is Olivia Dunham, and they hook up.

[Poll #1593176]

If you have Very Serious Opinions either way on this, and/or wish to use photoshop to underscore your thoughts on the matter, feel free to put all of that in the comments.
pirateygoodness: (gg: i can't wait to kiss you)
Ladies and gents, let's take a break from doing celebratory patriotic things and bitching about the heat, and instead rejoice as that annual summer ritual begins once more. I speak, of course, of early Gossip Girl location shoots.

location/outfit spoilers for early Gossip Girl S4 )

Oh, show. You are ridiculous and awesome and I'll love you forever.
pirateygoodness: (lots: my heart wants you in breeches)
Dear [livejournal.com profile] femslash10 writer:

Hi! You are probably here because you want to know stuff about me! Or possibly you already know stuff about me because we are friends, and you would just like to know EVEN MORE. Whatever the case, my requests are under the cut.

basically: i like girls. specifics of each request. )

In general, I like: relationshippy girlsex, drunk just-for-the-night girlsex, sober just-for-the-night girlsex, kissing, giggling, holding hands, happy endings, girls with a lot of angst who grow as people, Cara and Olivia having feelings, and in-character things. I tend not to like: tears, angst, death, pregnancy, babyfic, non-canon psychiatric issues, explicitly-written sex featuring minors, premature declarations of deep and abiding love. Also, non-con and dubcon are major, eternal, abiding squicks of mine. If you are looking for my fic, because you want to know what I like to write, it's all at [livejournal.com profile] scurvyknavery.

All that said, good luck, Writer! I'm sure I'll love whatever you come up with, and I'm super excited to read it! :DDDD

Love,
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness
pirateygoodness: (dcrpf: lying side by side forever(&ever))
HEY YOU GUYS. BREAKING AND TOTALLY IMPORTANT WORLD NEWS: SOMEBODY'S GOT A CRUUUUUSH.

no seriously. )

Guys, this just FILLS ME WITH HEARTS. Not only are my fandoms colliding, MY FAVOURITES ARE SNUGGLING. AND SELENA TOTALLY HAS A CRUSH ON LEIGHTON. AND AND AND ♥_♥!

Tell me I am not the only person on the internet who wants to create intricate RPF canon that makes this work.
pirateygoodness: (lots: feelings r hard.)
OMGGGG you guys I am writing and writing and writing, on that Cara/Dahlia fic that I mentioned in my finale recap a couple weeks ago. IT HAS GROWN A LITTLE, AND POSSIBLY IT'S PERILOUSLY CLOSE TO 9K WORDS AND NOT EVEN DONE YET, WHY. Would anyone be interested in me posting my writing mix, as a bit of a teaser, when I get closer to finishing?

More importantly, if I did post a mix, would anyone be interested in making me covers, since I'm garbage at it?

OH ALSO, since we're discussing writing and Seeker, signups for [livejournal.com profile] lotsbigbang close like Monday. IN CASE ANY OF YOU WERE STILL WAFFLING. You don't actually have to have a subject for your fic nailed down to sign up, if you know you're going to write something.


ALSO ALSO, speaking of fandoms I loved before Seeker: Selena Gomez is currently filming her movie with Leighton in Budapest right now, and omg. In my heart of hearts - since we know that Leighton is a double agent for MI:6 - Selena has been getting recruited into the spy game. Her day job as an actress is THE PERFECT COVER. She's YOUNG AND IMPRESSIONABLE. She and Leighton could bond over Selena's lady troubles and Leighton could point out just HOW MUCH TAIL YOU GET when you're a spy.

And, I mean, I think Selena's not exactly being subtle about hinting at her new career in international espionage.

i mean seriously. )

Guys, I just sort of love that my fandoms are colliding like this.

psa

May. 22nd, 2010 04:22 pm
pirateygoodness: (gg: good secret agents have sidekicks)
HEY DO YOU GUYS LIKE VIKINGS?

HOW ABOUT LADIES?


How about FABULOUS NORSE LADIES who WIELD SWORDS and RIDE STEEDS and MAKE OUT WITH EACH OTHER for several thousand elegantly-crafted words?

GUYS I AM PRETTY SURE YOU SHOULD BLOCK OFF A FEW HOURS AND GO READ THE SAGA OF BLAKEN THE BLOODTHIRSTY, IT IS PRETTY FUCKING EPIC.

YOU WILL DO THIS:

pirateygoodness: (gg: never trust a spy.)
Unf so apparently Blake Lively has some kind of bikini-and-surfboard-themed interview in Vogue next month?

LADIES AND GENTS, HOW ARE WE NOT DISCUSSING THESE PHOTOS.

cut )

Or I don't know, whatever. Maybe the article is also about her movies and stuff, too.
pirateygoodness: (lots: smoke a lil weed/drink a lil bit)
Uh, so this picture happened, and in honour of a very involved discussion I had about it with [livejournal.com profile] fivewhatfive over email, a poll.

under the cut! )

Also OMGOMGOMGOMG SEEKERDAY. I am hoping this week the ep is Cara-heavy, so that I will want to recap it. WE SHALL SEE.

ALSO ALSO UNF DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS WEEK'S EPISODE OF FRINGE, WITH ANNA TORV IN A FUCKING FEDORA AND ~SLACKS~ WITH A GUN HOLSTER, POURING HERSELF A STIFF DRINK AND BOOTY CALLING THAT OTHER GIRL? I wish the show was always that gay, I WOULD WATCH IT.
pirateygoodness: (lots: just a girl.)
Hey, you guys, remember how Blake Lively is a viking warlord? (In case the contents of that tag don't make sense: Blake Lively is a viking warlord. It's a running inside joke courtesy of [livejournal.com profile] bleighton_squee, and also just true facts.)

So anyway. [livejournal.com profile] fivewhatfive is writing something totally amazing (like, totally amazing) that she's withholding from everyone, but IN THE MEANTIME, oh god. [livejournal.com profile] thrace_ and I got to talking, about how Blake is a viking and what if Kahlan and Cara (yes yes, mixing RPF and FPF, whatever) were like, on a journey to the far north and happened to run into the territory of Blaaken the Bloodthirsty and her favourite wench Laetin, and then maybe they had wild adventures and there was girlsex.

AND THEN SHE WROTE IT.

Guys, Every Mile Is Two In Winter. IT IS WONDROUS, and you don't have to know anything about Blaaken the Bloodthirsty for it to make sense. JUST READ IT AND BASK IN HOW GOOD IT IS.


Also, I don't know if you guys have heard of [livejournal.com profile] ladykink, but perhaps you should go there and write stories for it. (But - maybe not Legend of the Seeker fic. There's something coming for that, next week.)
pirateygoodness: (gg: i can't wait to kiss you)
Livejournal, I have a very earnest and deadly serious question for you all. I HOPE YOU CAN ASSIST ME.



[Poll #1532707]

ALSO: OMGOMGOMG NEW GOSSIP GIRL IS LIKE SO SOOOOOOON OMG.
pirateygoodness: (gg: we're all princesses sometimes)
Question: How is this a real movie? It is listed, BTW, as "The Uncatchable Cowgirl Bandits of Nottingham, Texas." LIKE, JUST IN CASE "COWGIRL BANDITS" HADN'T SOLD YOU.

Starring the red-hot talents of Leighton Meester and Amanda Heard, COWGIRL BANDITS blends the excitement of ‘Thelma & Louise’ with the sexed-up energy of ‘Coyote Ugly’, to create a new kind of heist movie. Make no mistake, these bandits mean business.

Texas, present day and ‘the man’ has come to town. With a ton of cash and a shortfall of morals, a ruthless businessman threatens to wash away the American Dream by buying-out the local bank. With the family business all but bankrupt and her father’s life-earnings under threat, Sara has to act fast. But there are only a handful of places which stock this kind of cash: banks…

Uniting her high school friends, Ash (a smokin’ hot stripper) and the timid Julie, the trio become outlaws, launching themselves into daring bank robberies whilst improvising at every turn. But when the incognito gang are propelled to heroic status, bullets put a stop to the fun, and the girls are left with a single option: one last heist or the town goes to the dogs. (Source)


GUYS, ♥BANK ROBBING COWGIRL STRIPPERS STARRING LEIGHTON MEESTER.♥ This is TOTALLY making up for the vast, soul-crushing disappointment of the Tim Burton Alice soundtrack. THANK YOU, HOLLYWOOD. LET'S NEVER FIGHT AGAIN.


Also, if you guys have not taken a look at the [livejournal.com profile] femslash_today Porn Battle, you should. It's open for another week! HALF OF THE STORIES ARE CARA/KAHLAN, it's amazing! (Seriously, I have about twenty tabs open right now - three quarters of them are fic, the rest are recipes for chocolate pudding and my flist.)
pirateygoodness: (gg: i can't wait to kiss you)
Blake-Lively-Related Things My Flist Has Failed To Inform Me About: A Brief List.

1. That time she carried Penny in her coat like a tiny baby )



2. That time she and Chace Crawford attended a rooftop Russian pool party and unffffffff. also lol. )

UNF.

I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE FIRED, guys, but you are ON NOTICE.

+

In other news, I have spent a sizeable chunk of my day refreshing Tumblr to procrastinate (APPARENTLY THE ENTIRETY OF AMERICA IS DOING SOMETHING INVOLVING SPORTS RIGHT NOW? LAME.) and omg, do I ever want there to be some sort of picspam/lengthy discussion regarding Kahlan's freckles and how much I enjoy them.

Also, apropos of the promo for next week's Legend of the Seeker, a deadly serious poll.

[Poll #1522741]

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