pirateygoodness: (lots: beware the jabberwock my son)
Apologies for not ladyspamming last week's episode. Such was the way of the universe. Also I'm kind of really devastated about where they took the Dahlia storyline, because I loved her - I'm finding that the easiest way to deal is to not discuss it on the internet. SO.

Ladyspam 2.22: It's Over, Feelings For Everyone!


spoilers for legend of the seeker 2.22, 'tears' )

In conclusion: thanks, show. You weren't rad 100% of the time, but when you were awesome, you were pretty much the awesomest.
pirateygoodness: (lots: my heart wants you in breeches)
Sorry, cats and kittens: real life > picspamming fabulous ladies this weekend. The ladyspam will go up around midweek.



In the meantime, feel free to use this entry for ~discussion purposes. Spoilers for episode 2.21 (but NOT 2.22) are welcome in the comments.

Oh, also, in case you guys do not follow [livejournal.com profile] scurvyknavery? I have written fic. Lots of fic:

Within My Heart There Is Another Heart, aka Babydaddy, with [livejournal.com profile] thrace_ (Cara/Kahlan, NC-17)

Clever Metaphors To Do With Archery, (WMHTIAH-verse, Cara/Kahlan, R)

Only Weakness If You Let It Make You Weak, (Cara/Dahlia, NC-17)
pirateygoodness: (lots: just a girl.)
LOL SO I WROTE FIC. I'm kind of really confused by how long it is, something sort of got away from me. But here you go, 5000 WORDS OF GAY PORN ABOUT POWERFUL MAGIC. Don't say I never do anything for you, flist.

Title: Few Things More Powerful
Fandom: Legend of the Seeker
Challenge: Written in response to a prompt from the [livejournal.com profile] femslash_today porn battle: Legend of the Seeker, Cara/Kahlan, magic made them do it.
Pairing: Cara/Kahlan
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 5,453
Summary: It happens exactly once, and they never speak of it again.

here.
pirateygoodness: (himym: hey hoser! shut up eh?)
1. I am Terribly Emo (that is: not really) because it is SEEKERDAY tomorrow and I am GIDDY LIKE A CHILD over this stupid show, except I have to go to my friend's house and get drunk on Saturday. THE UNIVERSE = UNFAIR.

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR YOUR WEEKEND? Probably that my ridiculous all-girl, everyone's-a-lesbian recap (ladyspam? gayspam? IDK WHAT TO CALL THESE) will be up early Sunday instead of Saturday night. Also that I'll be doing it hung over.

2. I HAVE TIME TO WRITE STUFF. AND GO GET DRUNK AT MY FRIEND'S HOUSE. Without going into too much RL detail: this is wondrous, and a sharp contrast to the past couple of weeks. :DDDDDD FREE TIME.

3. The Olympics are starting! JUST SO YOU KNOW, IF YOU SMACK-TALK CANADA EVEN A LITTLE BIT, I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO BANG YOUR MOM.

4. Guysssss ♥Selena Gomez♥. She remains my favourite of the current generation of Disney Channel Popstars (VHudg does not count, she has aged out), and oh goodness. This is a reasonably good (HQ video, terrible sound) video of her performing a cover of "Hot and Cold" at a recent concert, and ugh she is so sweet. She loves being a popstar so much! This song is totally about Demi Lovato! Her hair is so shiny and bouncy, how does she do it!

I hope she is super famous forever and gets tons of quality acting work well into her thirties.

5. Guyyyyys her faaaaaaaace.



I love gorgeous women with freckles so effing much. Also, I am sort of totally obsessed with the deleted-scenes version of this part from "Denna," because SOMEHOW THAT BIT ABOUT HOW SHE THOUGHT BOYS WOULD NEVER LIKE HER ~IN THAT WAY~ JUST MAKES MY HEART HURT. I - I WOULD LIKE HER IN THAT WAY.

6. OH OH ALSO, I wrote SPOONING, in case you do not already know this. You should all know this, because you should be watching [livejournal.com profile] scurvyknavery.

Title: Better If We Never Talk
Fandom: Legend of the Seeker
Pairing: Cara/Kahlan
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3,618
Summary: Cara cannot fail to notice Kahlan's eyes, and the way that they grow darker, more haunted, with each passing day. I hope Zedd is alright, she finds herself saying, and it's a shock to realize that she means it. (Spoilers through 2.08, "Light" and 2.09, "Dark")

(here)
pirateygoodness: (lots: feelings r hard.)
LOLLL this episode. It was not even that gay, but I spent the ENTIRE TIME just flipping the fuck out, because Cara. My sweet bb Cara, this episode was AMAZING and like totally about her, except when it was about Richard and Kahlan. But in my heart, mostly it was about her.

Cara, Kahlan, and Kissing: My Three Favourite Things That Sound Like they Should Start With "K"
A Legend of the Seeker 2.10 Picspam


spoilers under the cut )
pirateygoodness: (lots: sometimes i like to hurt people)
OH. OOPS, YOU GUYS, I realized I forgot to post about this here at all.

Title: Feelings Are Not Always The Same As Feeling
Fandom: Legend of the Seeker
Pairing: Cara/Kahlan
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 6095
Summary: Cara cannot bring herself to face Kahlan and the way she sometimes watches Cara, with that look that she does not know how to understand. (Spoilers for episode 2.07)
Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] jengrrrl as part of a complicated scheme to raise money for relief efforts in Haiti. This loosely follows Not Unlike a Woman - it assumes that Cara and Kahlan have hooked up at least once before. [livejournal.com profile] amathela was an endlessly awesome help with this fic.

here.
pirateygoodness: (lots: command me confessor)
Wow, is it actually Monday? I have not wasted a weekend like that in years, I am still trying to decide if I'm pleased with myself or a little bit horrified.

Also, I may or may not have written fic. It may or may not be Legend of the Seeker.

Title: Not Unlike a Woman
Fandom: Legend of the Seeker (TV Series)
Spoilers: Through 2.06, Fury.
Pairing: Cara/Kahlan
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 5,228
Summary: The Seeker and his companions seem happy to be chaste. The Mord'Sith are not.

here.

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