pirateygoodness: (lots: sometimes i like to hurt people)
Okay. Related to the part of this entry related to this thread, I - yeah.

spoilers for legend of the seeker 2.08 under the cut )

I still do not know why "Cara is an emotionally stunted sociopath who likes to torture people for fun" translates into OMG HOW CUTE IS SHE in my head, but it does. I want to snuggle her. WHY.
pirateygoodness: (dcrpf: stone badass/too young to drive)
I am siiiiick, with a really inconveniently-timed chest cold, and all I have the energy to do is force myself to study and write really, really self-indulgent ficlets that appear to at least be making [livejournal.com profile] jengrrrl laugh, even if they won't make sense to anyone else?


[Poll #1464766]
pirateygoodness: (hsm: rose-tint my world)
For the record, this is the video you wanted, Erika.

[livejournal.com profile] girlboymusic: Well, I do not see Zanessa Tisdale related things unless you LJ them.
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: Ohh, you missed out then.
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: A bunch more photos leaked from that shoot where Vanessa didn't wear pants and sat on Zac's skateboard.
[livejournal.com profile] girlboymusic: LINK.

[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: you know what would help? FOLLOWING COMMUNITIES
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: just a second
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: http://pics.livejournal.com/pirateygoodness/pic/000e13yw
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: http://pics.livejournal.com/pirateygoodness/pic/000e2wsz
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: http://pics.livejournal.com/pirateygoodness/pic/000e3zrs
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: http://pics.livejournal.com/pirateygoodness/pic/000e4qre
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: http://pics.livejournal.com/pirateygoodness/pic/000e5hp8
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: http://pics.livejournal.com/pirateygoodness/pic/000e6gdh

[livejournal.com profile] girlboymusic: OMG that last one.
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: lolll you would
[livejournal.com profile] girlboymusic:Whatever. It's awesome.
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: Heeee
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: My fave is this one: http://pics.livejournal.com/pirateygoodness/pic/000e5hp8
[livejournal.com profile] girlboymusic: He's about to put his dick up her ass.
pirateygoodness: (hsm: when i laugh it cures cancer)
AAAAH YOU GUYS LOOK WHAT [livejournal.com profile] fivewhatfive JUST MADE.

pirateygoodness: (hsm: tonight the headphones will deliver)
[livejournal.com profile] girlboymusic: Guess who broke up with her boyfriennnnnnnd.
[livejournal.com profile] girlboymusic: Tizz.
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: LOL I knew that.
[livejournal.com profile] girlboymusic: FINE.
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: I figure after she went to the V-Factory show on New Year's, that was it.
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: They were TOO EMBARRASSING FOR TIZZ.
[livejournal.com profile] girlboymusic: That was the first time she found out he was in a band called V Factory.
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: It is a little ridiculous how pleased I am.
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: lollllllll
[livejournal.com profile] girlboymusic: She got there and she was like, "Wait a minute, wait a minute. You do WHAT for a living?"
[livejournal.com profile] girlboymusic: "Well, shit."
[livejournal.com profile] girlboymusic: And then she sat there covertly getting drunk and texting V with messages like, "Zac would never do this bullshit."
[livejournal.com profile] girlboymusic: "dear v - remember "bet on it"? a MILLION TIMES LESS EMBARRASSING than this."
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: lolllllllllll
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: This why we are friends.
pirateygoodness: (hsm: pressed right to my chest)
I am really really sleepy? But - IDK, I was talking to [livejournal.com profile] fivewhatfive and cleaning up my desktop, and this happened.

I hope it helps. With any and all problems you might ever have.
pirateygoodness: (gg: rescuing chicks = stud pony stuff)
LOLLLLL. So, okay. My [livejournal.com profile] thelittlebang is a Blake Lively/Leighton Meester EPIC AU, in which Blake is a CIA agent undercover in the US and Leighton is a sort-of-Russian/sort-of-British spy AND THEY DO IT FIGHT CRIME. And [livejournal.com profile] fivewhatfive not only offered to beta read it? She also made a LUDICROUS CRACK MANIP of Blake Lively in (sort-of) drag as a CIA agent and posted it on the internet.


Also (via the judgey folks at [livejournal.com profile] disneychannel), most gangsta shirt EVA, y/mfy/bitches?

(Relatedly, the rest of her latest Ecko Red shoot is here and here and here. Her hair is ridiculously glossy and pretty and they put her in kneesocks, and good goddamn.)
pirateygoodness: (miley: motherfudging princess)
Things I Am Embarrassed About Totally Fucking Loving: This Weekend Edition

1. This picture of Zac Efron from 17 Again. here. )
I have NO IDEA, it just makes me giggle. I love when he makes his "Holy fuck, am I not the charmingest dancer to dance your way, ever?" face.

2. Google Translator English --> Russian. I do not understand WHY comment threads are funnier when they are poorly translated into Russian by a computer? But they ARE.

3. Hoedown Throw Down has finally grown on me. I have this thing with songs in the "Disney's kept poptartlets" family where I listen once, think "OMFG who thought this was a good idea," and then. . .slowly, the second or third time I hear it, I start to want to listen over and over. *sigh* I am totally going to have to pay money to see the Hannah Montana movie in theatres, aren't I?
pirateygoodness: (hsm: freud called. your mom's a hottie.)
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: Guess who has HSM3 on DVD?
[livejournal.com profile] girlboymusic: I'm gonna guess you!
[livejournal.com profile] girlboymusic: Also ZOMG is that out today???
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: ZOMG YES IT SO IS OMGOMG.
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: I was waffling for the longest time over whether or not to get it on Blu-Ray or DVD, and then the nice people at Disney SOLVED MY PROBLEM by making it so that the Blu-Ray comes with a copy on DVD. And also a DRMed-to-shit "digital copy."
[livejournal.com profile] girlboymusic: OMGOMGOMG I need to go to Borders right now!
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: OMGOMGOMG RIGHT?

Anyway. I cannot wait to watch my copy INFINITY BILLION TIMES. Also: :D :D :D :D :D!

ETA: Also also, I am POSITIVE that at some point in the very near future I will make a post to this journal about how much I OMG LOVE HSM3, but in the meantime? I plan to capslock random shit at the HSM3 Open Thread over at [livejournal.com profile] ashnessa_squee JOIN US OMG IT'LL BE FUN JUST DO IT.
pirateygoodness: (hsm: freud called. your mom's a hottie.)
Solve a problem for me, flist:

[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: when I got my hair cut, I went in with greasy hair because my appointment was at, like, 9am and they just wash it for you anyway.
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: And I was like, thisclose to apologizing for my hair being so Zeff.
[livejournal.com profile] girlboymusic: Were you not aware of that?
[livejournal.com profile] girlboymusic: My hair is always Zeff when I go in for a haircut. I'm not washing it when they're just gonna wash it anyway.
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: LOL. Well, yeah, it usually is. I just felt guilty this time.
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: Also, the point is: a stupid word we made up is now more firmly entrenched in my lexicon than the ACTUAL WORD FOR THAT THING.
[livejournal.com profile] girlboymusic: LOL TRUE.
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: ALSO: IF IT IS AN ADJECTIVE, SHOULD WE BE USING A CAPITAL LETTER?
[livejournal.com profile] girlboymusic: UM, IDK?
pirateygoodness: (hsm: let's get gay married!)
. . .not that this is about any BFFs in particular, or anything.

[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: ALSO WE LOVE HOW THEY ARE BFFS.
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: WHO HOLD HANDS AND TONGUE-KISS AND FUCK EACH OTHER.
[livejournal.com profile] girlboymusic: NOTHING HOMOSEXUAL ABOUT THAT.
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: NOPE.
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: IT'S JUST WHAT BEFFIES DO.
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: BUT THEY'RE NOT, LIKE, HAVING SEX.
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: IT'S JUST FINGER-FUCKING, WHICH ISN'T GAY.
[livejournal.com profile] girlboymusic: AND ALSO SOMETIMES ORAL.
[livejournal.com profile] girlboymusic: BUT IT ISN'T GAY.
[livejournal.com profile] girlboymusic: IT'S JUST WHEN THEY'RE DRUNK!
[livejournal.com profile] girlboymusic: AND ALSO SOBER.
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: EXACTLY.
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: BUT THAT'S NOT SEX.
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: THAT'S JUST, LIKE, TONGUE IN SOMEONE'S VAGINA.
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: LIKE A HIGH FIVE.
[livejournal.com profile] girlboymusic: OR LIKE HUGGING.
[livejournal.com profile] girlboymusic: WITH YOUR LEGS.
[livejournal.com profile] girlboymusic: AROUND HER FACE.
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: EXACTLY.
pirateygoodness: (hsm: staplegunned right to my side)
Continuing along the theme of "weird IM conversations I have with [livejournal.com profile] girlboymusic that require settling with an LJ poll," uh. A question. And this is VERY SERIOUS BUSINESS, so I encourage you all to think carefully and choose the correct answer. Because there is one.

[Poll #1324666]


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