pirateygoodness: (himym: hey hoser! shut up eh?)
1. I am Terribly Emo (that is: not really) because it is SEEKERDAY tomorrow and I am GIDDY LIKE A CHILD over this stupid show, except I have to go to my friend's house and get drunk on Saturday. THE UNIVERSE = UNFAIR.

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR YOUR WEEKEND? Probably that my ridiculous all-girl, everyone's-a-lesbian recap (ladyspam? gayspam? IDK WHAT TO CALL THESE) will be up early Sunday instead of Saturday night. Also that I'll be doing it hung over.

2. I HAVE TIME TO WRITE STUFF. AND GO GET DRUNK AT MY FRIEND'S HOUSE. Without going into too much RL detail: this is wondrous, and a sharp contrast to the past couple of weeks. :DDDDDD FREE TIME.

3. The Olympics are starting! JUST SO YOU KNOW, IF YOU SMACK-TALK CANADA EVEN A LITTLE BIT, I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO BANG YOUR MOM.

4. Guysssss ♥Selena Gomez♥. She remains my favourite of the current generation of Disney Channel Popstars (VHudg does not count, she has aged out), and oh goodness. This is a reasonably good (HQ video, terrible sound) video of her performing a cover of "Hot and Cold" at a recent concert, and ugh she is so sweet. She loves being a popstar so much! This song is totally about Demi Lovato! Her hair is so shiny and bouncy, how does she do it!

I hope she is super famous forever and gets tons of quality acting work well into her thirties.

5. Guyyyyys her faaaaaaaace.



I love gorgeous women with freckles so effing much. Also, I am sort of totally obsessed with the deleted-scenes version of this part from "Denna," because SOMEHOW THAT BIT ABOUT HOW SHE THOUGHT BOYS WOULD NEVER LIKE HER ~IN THAT WAY~ JUST MAKES MY HEART HURT. I - I WOULD LIKE HER IN THAT WAY.

6. OH OH ALSO, I wrote SPOONING, in case you do not already know this. You should all know this, because you should be watching [livejournal.com profile] scurvyknavery.

Title: Better If We Never Talk
Fandom: Legend of the Seeker
Pairing: Cara/Kahlan
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3,618
Summary: Cara cannot fail to notice Kahlan's eyes, and the way that they grow darker, more haunted, with each passing day. I hope Zedd is alright, she finds herself saying, and it's a shock to realize that she means it. (Spoilers through 2.08, "Light" and 2.09, "Dark")

(here)
pirateygoodness: (kstew: who says i can't wear my converse)
!!!!!!!!!!

GUYS ASSIGNMENTS ARE OUT, AND OMFG. MY [livejournal.com profile] femslash09 IS GOING TO BE EPIC.

ETA: OH RIGHT, probably I should do a "Dear Author" letter instead of just running off to rub my hands in glee re: my own assignment. BASICALLY, dear author, I am very excited to have you writing me a story. I am absolutely certain that I will love it, because it will have chicks I like and they will be MAKING OUT, and that to me spells "awesome." I trust you.

In general (with one exception) I like: relationshippy girlsex, drunk just-for-the-night girlsex, sober just-for-the-night girlsex, kissing, giggling, holding hands, happy things, sweet things, and in-character things.

I tend not to like: tears, angst, any dubious consent/non-consenting sex, death, pregnancy, non-canon psychiatric issues, premature declarations of deep and abiding love.

If you want to read specifics about any of the pairings I requested, they are below the cut. Either way: OMG I can't WAIT!

cut! )
pirateygoodness: (hsm: when i laugh it cures cancer)
YOU GUYS YOU GUYS. This looks sort of old, so maybe some of you have already seen this and I am hopelessly late to the party, but WHATEVER. My friend linked me to this today, and watching it just makes me SO HAPPY, I don't even know how to explain it.

TRUST ME, THIS WILL MAKE YOUR DAY BETTER. I AM EVEN EMBEDDING IT TO PROVE THAT I AM NOT STEALTH-LINKING YOU TO FOOTAGE OF THE JONAS BROTHERS SINGING ABOUT PIZZA AGAIN.

pirateygoodness: (hsm: pressed right to my chest)
[Poll #1374192]

Also: GUYS GUYS THE NEW DEATH CAB EP LEAKED, and because BASICALLY I AM THE QUEER CHICK VERSION OF SETH COHEN CIRCA S2-ish, I am absolutely GIDDY. "I Was Once A Loyal Lover" is AMAZING. Ugh, I just want to lie on my bed and listen to it on repeat for like six hours.
pirateygoodness: (avril: hell yeah i'm the)
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS.

SORRY.

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS

YOU GUYS.


BANDSLAM TRAILER. THE MOTHER-EFFING BANDSLAM TRAILER.

behind the cut )

(For the total losers uninformed, Bandslam is the new post-HSM Vanessa Hudgens movie, and she plays a ~punk rock kid~ and has to pretend-play the guitar and IDEK what the plot is, but FUCK THAT I DON'T CARE, VANESSA HUDGENS WOULD LIKE TO START SHREDDING, OKAY? HOLY FUCK BEST FILM EVER.)

(This. This is why I don't watch the Oscars.)

I DON'T KNOW IF I HAVE PROPERLY ARTICULATED MY LOVE FOR GIRLS WITH DARK HAIR WHO WEAR COMBAT BOOTS AND CUFFS AND SWEATERS WITH THUMB HOLES AND THROW DEVIL HORNS, BUT IT IS A SHOCKING AMOUNT OF LOVE, AND BASICALLY THIS MOVIE IS GOING TO MAKE MY HEART EXPLODE. LIKE, IN A GOOD WAY.

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