pirateygoodness: (himym: this is my canada icon.)
Happy Canada Day!

I'll be spending mine politely getting smashed and figuring out a way to incorporate maple syrup into potato salad. I THINK IT'S GOING TO BE GOOD.

I also spent about forty minutes watching Canadian Heritage Minutes, trying to pick my favourite one to share with you all. I couldn't decide, because honestly I love them all and their shitty production values and pat conclusions about Canadian history more than I can put into words. But here's one about how we sort of invented basketball that I think a lot of you might enjoy.

i'm gonna rock your body 'till canada day )
pirateygoodness: (himym: hey hoser! shut up eh?)
1. I am Terribly Emo (that is: not really) because it is SEEKERDAY tomorrow and I am GIDDY LIKE A CHILD over this stupid show, except I have to go to my friend's house and get drunk on Saturday. THE UNIVERSE = UNFAIR.

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR YOUR WEEKEND? Probably that my ridiculous all-girl, everyone's-a-lesbian recap (ladyspam? gayspam? IDK WHAT TO CALL THESE) will be up early Sunday instead of Saturday night. Also that I'll be doing it hung over.

2. I HAVE TIME TO WRITE STUFF. AND GO GET DRUNK AT MY FRIEND'S HOUSE. Without going into too much RL detail: this is wondrous, and a sharp contrast to the past couple of weeks. :DDDDDD FREE TIME.

3. The Olympics are starting! JUST SO YOU KNOW, IF YOU SMACK-TALK CANADA EVEN A LITTLE BIT, I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO BANG YOUR MOM.

4. Guysssss ♥Selena Gomez♥. She remains my favourite of the current generation of Disney Channel Popstars (VHudg does not count, she has aged out), and oh goodness. This is a reasonably good (HQ video, terrible sound) video of her performing a cover of "Hot and Cold" at a recent concert, and ugh she is so sweet. She loves being a popstar so much! This song is totally about Demi Lovato! Her hair is so shiny and bouncy, how does she do it!

I hope she is super famous forever and gets tons of quality acting work well into her thirties.

5. Guyyyyys her faaaaaaaace.



I love gorgeous women with freckles so effing much. Also, I am sort of totally obsessed with the deleted-scenes version of this part from "Denna," because SOMEHOW THAT BIT ABOUT HOW SHE THOUGHT BOYS WOULD NEVER LIKE HER ~IN THAT WAY~ JUST MAKES MY HEART HURT. I - I WOULD LIKE HER IN THAT WAY.

6. OH OH ALSO, I wrote SPOONING, in case you do not already know this. You should all know this, because you should be watching [livejournal.com profile] scurvyknavery.

Title: Better If We Never Talk
Fandom: Legend of the Seeker
Pairing: Cara/Kahlan
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3,618
Summary: Cara cannot fail to notice Kahlan's eyes, and the way that they grow darker, more haunted, with each passing day. I hope Zedd is alright, she finds herself saying, and it's a shock to realize that she means it. (Spoilers through 2.08, "Light" and 2.09, "Dark")

(here)
pirateygoodness: (gg: can i touch it can i grab it)
Several things:

1. Single-serving Reese's peanut butter cups. Why are they not so easy to buy outside of the period around Halloween, damn.

2. Ughhhh my posting date for [livejournal.com profile] rpf_big_bang is less than a week away and I am currently terrified that NOBODY IS GOING TO READ MY FANFICTION because it's Zac/Vanessa/Ashley, and that is not actually a real fandom so much as something I made up with [livejournal.com profile] girlboymusic and then like, some other people thought it was okay? I don't like being nervous about the internet, guys. I have better things to do.

3. There are days when How I Met Your Mother makes Canada jokes and they toe that line where I feel like they're closer to laughing-at than laughing-with, which makes me a little uncomfortable. Also, American TV writers have yet to figure out where and when "eh" placement sounds natural. This amuses me a lot more than I think it should.

4. LOL, that said, I will be viciously mocking/totally enjoying the hell out of Battle of the Blades from now until eternity.

Also, I wrote fic! [livejournal.com profile] fivewhatfive - helped, I guess? For complicated reasons, it is not a cowrite, but she wrote a bunch of the dialogue, so it pretty much is.

Title: Eight Six Seven Five Three Oh Nine
Fandom: Gossip Girl RPF
Pairing: Blake Lively/Leighton Meester
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1,646
Summary: She says it like I'm brushing my hair or something - like it's this totally appropriate thing to just drop into a casual phone call in the middle of the afternoon

here.
pirateygoodness: (hsm: pressed right to my chest)
YOU GUYYYYS PRETTY DISNEY STARS = PRETTY ADORABLE, OMG.

(See what I did there?)

First of all, Vanessa and Zac are still shacked up in Vancouver, filming stuff and doing it on the chesterfield and not getting photographed. But apparently they went to a major-junior hockey game last night? And Vanessa did this, and HONESTLY I JUST.

cut! )

LIKE. If you do not find that absolutely darling, PROBABLY YOU ARE DEAD INSIDE?


Also, for those of you who, for some reason, do not follow any Disney comms at all (like, what are you doing with yourselves, seriously):

Bounce.



This is what happens when you give a bunch of cutely obnoxious hipster teen popstars free time. I. . .kind of love it.


OH. And for those of you who have yet to friend my fic journal, [livejournal.com profile] scurvyknavery, I posted a ficlet about Zac and Vanessa being adorably handsy high school teachers, as an outtake in my Demi/Selena high school AUverse.

Title: i think we spent a past life together
Pairing: Mr. Efron/Ms. Hudgens
Rating: R
Word Count: 1,128
Summary: "Mr Efron," she tries, and he actually laughs out loud. "This is highly inappropriate workplace behavior."

here
pirateygoodness: (dcrpf: stone badass/too young to drive)
I am siiiiick, with a really inconveniently-timed chest cold, and all I have the energy to do is force myself to study and write really, really self-indulgent ficlets that appear to at least be making [livejournal.com profile] jengrrrl laugh, even if they won't make sense to anyone else?

OH ALSO, A POLL.

[Poll #1464766]
pirateygoodness: (bsg: come on. bring it.)
1. I'm back, after being away for the weekend. I have like a thousand jillion hundred posts on my flist to go through, because apparently you guys talk, like, a lot. Jeez.

2. An embarrassing number of those posts are along the lines of A;DSKLFJ ZANESSA TISDALE, which I can totally deal with.

3. Speaking of, two things. First of all (and this pic is 100% stolen from [livejournal.com profile] vash_daily, because [livejournal.com profile] echofades did a good job of it and I'm, like, lazy.).



[Poll #1329450]

4. Apparently VHudg and her other girlfriend Zac Efron went to the Golden Globes together or something? And it was interesting? All I know is that in the pictures that have been posted early her ass looks amazing in her dress, and she should get invited to more awards shows. I'm sure I'll discuss it more later, based on how easily amused I am by pretty women.

5. God, seriously. Coming back to the fact that I was away all weekend, I am so disgusting right now. This weekend was basically all about drinking, and all I've done is knock back gin-and-tonics and eat fast food. I'm pretty sure my pores taste like french fries, which is the grossest thing I've ever typed about myself in my LIFE. I feel like Zac Efron after a week-long video game bender.

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