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Ahh, yes. It's that awkward time of year between regular TV's season finales, and the beginning of summer TV. That time where usually I write tons of post-finale fic. Unfortunately, this year I have very little to say - while I have been watching television and really enjoying it especially things relevant to Kate Beckett and Britta Perry and Olivia Dunham and Crazy Eyes Eva Green and Myka Bering and HG Wells and Hot Doctor Lauren, I don't have as much writing time in me as I have in the past. This sucks, but a fact of my life right now.

SOMEDAY THOUGH. The Warehouse 13 epic is still on the table, [profile] thrace_ and I are getting there.

Things I'm currently smitten with:

1) This music video, for the new Simple Plan single.

THIS IS NOT THE JANK ENGLISH VERSION WITH NATASHA BEDINGFIELD OKAY. This is the ~Canadian content~ version, featuring a Quebecois lady singer, and it combines all of my very favourites: petulant self-indulgent pop punk, duets with male and female voices, and FRENCH WOMEN. I find it a vast improvement on the English-only version, and think you all will like it very much, unless you happen to have awful taste.

2) This post from How to Be A Retronaut, featuring Lesbian Pulp Fiction Covers.

These covers are AMAZING. I am vaguely charmed-in-a-horrified-way by the historical depiction of lesbians as sexual predators/deviants, and these are perfect examples of that for me. The art is gorgeous and sexy, but the subtitles are all BE APPALLED AS GIRLS HAVE RELATIONS. History, I don't know what to do with you sometimes. (As an aside: would these not be a totally awesome fic meme? If there was a way to use the covers as prompts to write sex-positive, queer-positive stories about chicks doing it? Someone should get on that, no?)

3) I can't believe myself, but Naked Heat.

GF bought it for me for my birthday, and I was all LOLOL A CASTLE NOVEL YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE but it's actually hilarious and absorbing, in a meta sort of way. It reads like fanfiction where the writer is pretending to be Castle writing fanfiction about his life, so there are kind of layers upon layers there, and then lots of references to Firefly and RL details about the actors. It's one of those works that provides escalating rewards to escalating levels of obsessive fannishness, basically, and I don't know that I'm getting everything I could out of it, but it's a fun read.

It's also an extra episode of Castle, pretty much, and something to read during downtime at work. Plus, LOL THE SEX SCENES ARE SO BAD, I get embarrassed just skimming them, WHO THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO INCLUDE THOSE. There's this almost palpable uncomfortableness to them, where they're supposed to be ~salacious to fit the TV show but vague enough that the series isn't publishing arms-length porn about itself, and just - nothing works. It's hilarious.


Anyway. I feel like LJ doesn't talk with me very much anymore, and this is a shame. Tumblr is alright, but wordlessly reblogging pictures of pretty people is kind of the saddest thing in the world, no? How about this: POST A PICTURE OF YOUR FAVOURITE SEXY TV PERSON IN THE COMMENTS. WE CAN USE IT AS A CONVERSATION-STARTER.
pirateygoodness: (gays: (bb6) not letting it define me.)
Dear The Internet,

Um, holy fuck, can we discuss this?

unf )

Because, uh, yeah. Pretty much. Lesbians. Stuff.

Cordially,
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness
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Namely: chicks! Fringe S3 episode stills are starting to go up, and I WANT TO DISCUSS THESE REALLY A LOT. Not really because of spoilers - I'm not too spoiled for S3, so far. No, this is mostly about Olivia's outfits.

under the cut )

Anyway, after this episode airs I can sleep soundly, knowing that the world has been made a brighter place. DISCUSS, FLIST.

Also, I posted this under lock, but it bears repeating outside: I would really prefer if you did not crosspost my journal's content to Twitter or Facebook, even though Livejournal has created a feature where it is possible to do so. Thanks in advance.
pirateygoodness: (girls make passes at girls who're pirate)
Oh man, I am having such nostalgia for old movies, you guys. And by "old" I mean "from 2000." I was running some errands today, and suddenly Clare Kramer shouting, "big, dykey, LOSER" popped into my head, and then I was like, "OH MAN WHAT MOVIE IS THAT FROM," and that's when I realized that I haven't watched Bring It On in like, years. Years, you guys. Do you know how many times I watched that movie on VHS?

Memories.

Also, I maaaay have written something for the Porn Battle. But it might suck. BUT I WROTE IT ANYWAY, so there you go. Expect it soon, I want to try and post before Wednesday if I can.

In conclusion, you guys, I'm pretty sure that what Legend of the Seeker fandom needs this summer is a Texts From Last Night challenge. (That, for the uninitiated, is a ficathon in which people "claim" from a selection of Texts From Last Night and use them as prompts for fic.) Would anyone be interested if - hypothetically - I decided to host one?

[Poll #1594231]
pirateygoodness: (lots: my heart wants you in breeches)
Guys, I'm gonna be late watching tomorrow's Seeker because of Real Life existing, but HOLY FUCK WOULD YOU LOOK AT THIS GIF.

spoilers for legend of the seeker 2.20: exploring our bisexuality )

HEARTS. HEARTS IN MY EYES.
pirateygoodness: (lots: smoke a lil weed/drink a lil bit)
Uh, so this picture happened, and in honour of a very involved discussion I had about it with [livejournal.com profile] fivewhatfive over email, a poll.

under the cut! )

Also OMGOMGOMGOMG SEEKERDAY. I am hoping this week the ep is Cara-heavy, so that I will want to recap it. WE SHALL SEE.

ALSO ALSO UNF DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS WEEK'S EPISODE OF FRINGE, WITH ANNA TORV IN A FUCKING FEDORA AND ~SLACKS~ WITH A GUN HOLSTER, POURING HERSELF A STIFF DRINK AND BOOTY CALLING THAT OTHER GIRL? I wish the show was always that gay, I WOULD WATCH IT.
pirateygoodness: (dcrpf: last night i had a dream)
Aping Anna's posting style, a la [livejournal.com profile] zef_daily, but whatever, it is REALLY IMPORTANT and just this once. PLZ DO NOT BE CROSS WITH ME.





Weezer - Pink Triangle



. . .pretty much, this is all I've got. PLEASE TELL ME I AM NOT ALONE IN THIS, LJ.
pirateygoodness: (dcrpf: kick it up let loose and lol)
So some of you may recall Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez: Epic Gay Teen Lesbian Stars In Love. (If you do not: YOU ARE BEHIND IN YOUR READING. SHAME.)

Anyway, I have a VERY SERIOUS QUESTION for you all, and you need to settle this or [livejournal.com profile] girlboymusic and I will have to FIGHT TO THE DEATH and nobody wants that.

[Poll #1444832]

Feel free to explain your position with visual aids and/or capital letters in the comments.
pirateygoodness: (gg: never trust a spy.)
OH JESUS, ROLLING STONE.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



this cut likes glitter and rainbows and sex with women )

I. CANNOT. EVEN. Like, there are words? BUT I DO NOT HAVE THEM. JUST. UGH LOOK AT THEM OMGOMOMGGGGGG.

(Also, I want to talk, at some point, about how Leighton and Jessica are cuddling/handholding in a bunch of the other photos, because Blair/Vanessa is the fiction-OTP of my LIFE and it sort of makes me think of that which is awesome.)
pirateygoodness: (gg: i do it to my friends all the time.)
I - okay. This is sort of hard to explain, but it's so awesome it made my FACE MELT and I need to share it with all of you. Basically [livejournal.com profile] bartzina13 is a hilarious Blake/Leighton crack mastermind, and she decided that OBVIOUSLY WHAT GOSSIP GIRL FANDOM NEEDS is fansubs of the pilot, rewritten as if Blair and Serena are gay and Nate is a stripper and Rufus is hilarious and just. You need to WATCH IT, and I guarantee you will spend the entire 40 minutes doubled over your keyboard, cackling like a lunatic. IT IS THAT GOOD.

(ETA: OH, MAYBE A LINK TO IT WOULD BE NICE? It's here.)

Basically, it also reminds me of how much I LOVE Gossip Girl when I'm totally ignoring everyone jizzing over how great Chuck Bass and old people kissing are (which. . .sorry guys, I love that you love him, just. . .we have got to agree to disagree), and makes me want to do a Blake/Leighton James Bond AU for [livejournal.com profile] thelittlebang like, REALLY hard. (It would be awesome! Blake could be a rakish, scotch-swilling spy and I could put her in drag again, because apparently I find that sort of hot! Leighton could be a gorgeous, knife-throwing femme fatale who's sort of slutty! TOGETHER, THEY HATE COMMUNISTS!?)


Anyway, now I have to run to class, even though [livejournal.com profile] oldmarrieds (switching fandoms now) has like, 13409823048 posts about how basically, Zac and Vanessa went to Japan and made googly eyes at each other and did ridiculous things and Zac was a total, total dorkface. Which, at the moment, sounds like a lot more fun than what I'LL be doing with my morning.

lolll

Jan. 8th, 2009 05:19 pm
pirateygoodness: (hsm: pressed right to my chest)
Falling, once again, into the category of "pictures of Vanessa Hudgens from a few months ago that I can't believe I didn't notice at the time," uh.




[Poll #1327725]

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