pirateygoodness: (lots: my heart wants you in breeches)
So there is this meme, on Tumblr, where people are using cleverly-chosen caps of shows and movies to "remix" things into other genres. Guys, I sort of want it to be a fic meme, instead. I want to remix Castle into a show where Castle is a plucky journalist looking for his Big Story and Beckett is a jaded, battle-hardened demon slayer and together they roam the streets of New York, and mostly this involves Beckett wearing fetching leather jackets and rescuing Castle an awful lot. And maybe one of the sexy vampires she has to slay looks a lot like Leighton Meester, and maybe she's secretly dating an up-and-coming NYPD detective named Olivia Dunham WHATEVER.

Ooh, or Legend of the Seeker as historical-realism political drama, where there has been some kind of civil war over paternity and Richard is the new king and has to stop the serfs from revolting or whatever, while Cara and Kahlan make out/help?

Also, I meant to do a picspam post about this, but then I got busy. Basically: IF YOU ARE NOT WATCHING CAMELOT, YOU ARE A LOSER WHO HATES FUN. It is the most amazing Arthur retelling ever, because it features EVA GREEN'S CRAZY EYES, and guys I just want to give Morgan a hundred kingdoms and a shiny black pony and a cupcake and AS MANY MANWHORES AS SHE WOULD LIKE.

Possibly I am watching it wrong, I think I am supposed to be rooting for the shirtless blonde guy. He is very nice too, but basically Eva Green is rocking the shit out of every scene she's in, and I am pretty stoked for the rest of the season.
pirateygoodness: (lots: beware the jabberwock my son)
Hey guys, apologies for the fact that this LJ has become 90% ALL LOST GIRL POSTS ALL THE TIME. If you start watching that show, those will seem less irritating, I bet. :D?

In other news:

1) [livejournal.com profile] thrace_ has lured me back onto WoW, with promises of shiny trinkets and self-esteem once I level to 85. IDK if I believe her, but I have been told I have to finish slogging through Outland before I can really pass judgment on the above-60 content.

2) Fringe this week gave me an absurd amount of feelings. briefly, under the cut. spoilers/possible trigger warning )

3) In less depressing news, HOLY FUCK BECKETT'S HAIR in this week's Castle. And I mean, also everything else she did, and the plot of the episode. But mostly I sat there going "God, she's so pretty," while GF made fun of me. This is kind of a theme for me, when I watch Castle.

4) Don't forget: there is more Seeker Rewatch happening at [livejournal.com profile] sword_of_lies this weekend. I want someone to do some sort of tally of the number of times Kahlan and Richard hook up without it "counting," because SERIOUSLY. Possibly with video.

Possibly that person will have to be me, WHATEVER.
pirateygoodness: mine. (lostgirl: aced the class on pretty hair)
I finally posted the ridiculous Lost Girl fic that was supposed to be a porn battle snippet and ended up as 5,000 words of feelings. WHAT IS MY ISSUE, YOU GUYS.

Anyway: Between Today And The Last Time, Bo/Lauren, NC-17. Bo and Lauren work out their drama, and also have sex.

I kind of want to do a series of posts where I pimp people into that show, but really. . .I don't like that much about Lost Girl. I just like Lauren. And the fact that it's super Canadian. And, I mean, Bo and Kenzi are alright, IDK.


Also, [livejournal.com profile] sword_of_lies is hosting an Epic Seeker Rewatch. It's AWESOME, and so much fun - we're doing two episodes per weekend, and started with the pilot last week. It's filling me with such nostalgia for that stupid goofy show, you guys have no idea. I miss Cara and Kahlan and how much that show made my heart hurt.
pirateygoodness: (bsg: say you believe in me)
Alright! I decided to respond to the fandoms from that meme from yesterday new-entry-style, rather than in the comments, because - well. Because sometimes, talking about what I like about things requires elaborate picspams, okay? That's not weird, right?

ANYWAY.

For recall purposes, the meme went like this:
Name a fandom that I am familiar with and I will tell you:

My favourite pairing
Something I love about them, in either words or pictures.

1. Legend of the Seeker: Mean Girls

my favourite )


2. Battlestar Galactica

kristen asks the tough questions )


3. Princess Protection Program

tiny gay teens in love )

THE NEXT ENTRY WILL HAVE MORE PICTURES, GUYS. I just wanted to split things up, a little.
pirateygoodness: (lots: feelings r hard.)
Year-in-review meme, copied from [livejournal.com profile] jengrrrl:

Your main fandom of the year?
Legend of the Seeker, holy fuck. That fandom came in on horseback and ATE MY LIFE for seven glorious months, and left me clutching my chest while holding 20,000 words of fpreg fic, and I love it for doing that.

under a cut, because I talk too much. )


Anyway. I just played like, eight hours of WoW, and it's Christmas vacation. So I think I'm gonna go do some more of that.
pirateygoodness: (lots: my heart wants you in breeches)
LADIES AND LADIES. Can we please discuss this clip, just for a moment? It's apparently from the Seeker S2 DVDs (which come out September 28, right?), and is a deleted scene from the finale where Zedd explains That Thing that happened in 2.21 to Cara and Kahlan and Richard.



my eyes are hearts with exclamation points in them. )

I am going to miss her quietly expressive, emotionally stunted secret feelings on my TV, you guys. Like, a lot.


ALSO: Blake/Olivia. It's going up tonight.
pirateygoodness: (lots: feelings r hard.)
1. I wrote Fringe fic, you guys. It was really scary, because I am weird about ~jumping into new fandoms~ like that, but now that I have written that story, I feel way better about writing more! MAYBE LATER I WILL.

Oscar Lima India Victor India Alpha
Spoilers for the S2 finale. Olivia/Alt!Olivia, NC-17

Also, everyone should tell [livejournal.com profile] fivewhatfive to stop being so unreasonable about Anna Torv, because she TOTALLY WATCHED THE FINALE and then coined the phrase "reverse Hannah Montana wig" to describe Alt!Olivia, and that is amazing/exactly what it is. I like when she says hilarious stuff about things that I love.

2. People who have watched Fringe for more than a month: is there a femslash comm for that fandom? Would it not be rad if someone started one? I mean, probably not me, because I'd name it something like "oliviasgaypassiton" or "chicksdoingit_fringe" or something equally tasteful, but whatever. My point is, all I could find was [livejournal.com profile] olivia_astrid, and is there another?

3. When I get back, there is TOTALLY going to be a Legend of the Seeker Texts From Last Night challenge, because apparently the consensus is "that would be awesome, also your mom." Some of the people who answered "your mom" had better mean "your mom and I are going to participate," or this is going to be a smallll challenge.

Incidentally, I am fascinated by the OVERWHELMING RESPONSE to my "who would be on top" poll compared to the number of people who answered my TFLN challenge poll. It's like some of you have opinions on gay sex, or something.

4. BRB, GOING TO COMIC-CON. See you all on Monday, if I don't get a chance to post before then. (Although, OBVIOUSLY, if you are one of the people I email with on a regular basis, then GOOD LUCK GETTING A BREAK FROM THAT, LOSERS.) My goal for the weekend is to ask for and receive a hug from as many stormtroopers as possible.
pirateygoodness: (lots: my heart wants you in breeches)
Dear [livejournal.com profile] femslash10 writer:

Hi! You are probably here because you want to know stuff about me! Or possibly you already know stuff about me because we are friends, and you would just like to know EVEN MORE. Whatever the case, my requests are under the cut.

basically: i like girls. specifics of each request. )

In general, I like: relationshippy girlsex, drunk just-for-the-night girlsex, sober just-for-the-night girlsex, kissing, giggling, holding hands, happy endings, girls with a lot of angst who grow as people, Cara and Olivia having feelings, and in-character things. I tend not to like: tears, angst, death, pregnancy, babyfic, non-canon psychiatric issues, explicitly-written sex featuring minors, premature declarations of deep and abiding love. Also, non-con and dubcon are major, eternal, abiding squicks of mine. If you are looking for my fic, because you want to know what I like to write, it's all at [livejournal.com profile] scurvyknavery.

All that said, good luck, Writer! I'm sure I'll love whatever you come up with, and I'm super excited to read it! :DDDD

Love,
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness
pirateygoodness: (lots: feelings r hard.)
OMGGGG you guys I am writing and writing and writing, on that Cara/Dahlia fic that I mentioned in my finale recap a couple weeks ago. IT HAS GROWN A LITTLE, AND POSSIBLY IT'S PERILOUSLY CLOSE TO 9K WORDS AND NOT EVEN DONE YET, WHY. Would anyone be interested in me posting my writing mix, as a bit of a teaser, when I get closer to finishing?

More importantly, if I did post a mix, would anyone be interested in making me covers, since I'm garbage at it?

OH ALSO, since we're discussing writing and Seeker, signups for [livejournal.com profile] lotsbigbang close like Monday. IN CASE ANY OF YOU WERE STILL WAFFLING. You don't actually have to have a subject for your fic nailed down to sign up, if you know you're going to write something.


ALSO ALSO, speaking of fandoms I loved before Seeker: Selena Gomez is currently filming her movie with Leighton in Budapest right now, and omg. In my heart of hearts - since we know that Leighton is a double agent for MI:6 - Selena has been getting recruited into the spy game. Her day job as an actress is THE PERFECT COVER. She's YOUNG AND IMPRESSIONABLE. She and Leighton could bond over Selena's lady troubles and Leighton could point out just HOW MUCH TAIL YOU GET when you're a spy.

And, I mean, I think Selena's not exactly being subtle about hinting at her new career in international espionage.

i mean seriously. )

Guys, I just sort of love that my fandoms are colliding like this.
pirateygoodness: (avril: hell yeah i'm the)
Oh god you guys, I don't know why I love this vid so much but I really, really do:

It's A Love Story, Cara/Kahlan, by [livejournal.com profile] ivanolix

It's a Seeker vid set to Taylor Swift, which pretty much hits all of my major interests at once - and it's done well, or at least very much to my vidding taste (I have trouble with vids sometimes, they don't always work for me even when I can see that they're good).

I am still, however, waiting for my dream Cara/Kahlan/Dahlia vid to Girlfriend. Talented party people, you are on notice.
pirateygoodness: (lots: feelings r hard.)
Dearest Seeker Fandom:

You are the awesomest. You really are.

HOWEVER. some thoughts on fic headers )

I raise this issue because the Seeker finale aired less than a day ago, and I'm pretty sure that the entire internet hasn't seen it yet. And this is kind of an ongoing thing in the fandom, from what I've seen over the past couple months - the typical grace period for spoiler warnings in headers is at least a week, in some fandoms it's as long as a month or an entire season, as a courtesy to new viewers. Just something to think about.

Love,
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness

PS: HEY GUYS GUYS DID YOU KNOW THAT [livejournal.com profile] lotsbigbang IS A REAL THING? DID YOU KNOW THAT? BECAUSE I SURE DIDN'T BUT I THINK IT'S A RAD IDEA AND ALL OF YOU SHOULD DO IT. AND NOT GIVE AWAY SPOILERS IN YOUR HEADERS.
pirateygoodness: (lots: beware the jabberwock my son)
Apologies for not ladyspamming last week's episode. Such was the way of the universe. Also I'm kind of really devastated about where they took the Dahlia storyline, because I loved her - I'm finding that the easiest way to deal is to not discuss it on the internet. SO.

Ladyspam 2.22: It's Over, Feelings For Everyone!


spoilers for legend of the seeker 2.22, 'tears' )

In conclusion: thanks, show. You weren't rad 100% of the time, but when you were awesome, you were pretty much the awesomest.
pirateygoodness: (lots: my heart wants you in breeches)
Sorry, cats and kittens: real life > picspamming fabulous ladies this weekend. The ladyspam will go up around midweek.



In the meantime, feel free to use this entry for ~discussion purposes. Spoilers for episode 2.21 (but NOT 2.22) are welcome in the comments.

Oh, also, in case you guys do not follow [livejournal.com profile] scurvyknavery? I have written fic. Lots of fic:

Within My Heart There Is Another Heart, aka Babydaddy, with [livejournal.com profile] thrace_ (Cara/Kahlan, NC-17)

Clever Metaphors To Do With Archery, (WMHTIAH-verse, Cara/Kahlan, R)

Only Weakness If You Let It Make You Weak, (Cara/Dahlia, NC-17)
pirateygoodness: (lots: just a girl.)
Ladyspam 2.20: Friendship Is Temporary, Exes Are For Eternity




DEAR EVERYONE WHO DOESN'T CURRENTLY WATCH LEGEND OF THE SEEKER. IF GIRLS MAKING OUT AND HAVING FEELINGS IS RELEVANT TO YOUR INTERESTS, RUN DO NOT WALK HERE. THANK ME LATER.

spoilers for legend of the seeker 2.20, 'eternity' )

NEXT WEEK ON LEGEND OF THE SEEKER: SERIOUSLY WTF THERE ARE LIKE EIGHTY DIFFERENT THINGS GOING ON IN THAT PROMO.
pirateygoodness: (lots: my heart wants you in breeches)
Guys, I'm gonna be late watching tomorrow's Seeker because of Real Life existing, but HOLY FUCK WOULD YOU LOOK AT THIS GIF.

spoilers for legend of the seeker 2.20: exploring our bisexuality )

HEARTS. HEARTS IN MY EYES.
pirateygoodness: (lots: my heart wants you in breeches)
So, you know that episode that every show ever set in high school has? The one where two characters with sexual tension are partnered up for a school project where they have to raise an egg baby/take care of a doll/whatever?

That is the Cara/Kahlan subplot of this episode. I SPENT THE WHOLE TIME GIGGLING AND CLAPPING.

Legend of the Seeker Ladyspam 2.19: A Magical Night in the Meat Locker Grotto




spoilers for legend of the seeker 2.19, 'extinction' )

NNSDKFJLKDSJLJ ALSO THE PROMO FOR NEXT WEEK IS SO TOE-CURLINGLY AWESOME LOOKING I DO NOT EVEN HAVE WORDS. HERE ARE SOME SELECTED CAPS. WHAT THE EVERLOVING OMG THIS SHOW IS TOO GOOD.

promo spoilers for legend of the seeker 2.20 )

uh.

Apr. 26th, 2010 01:45 pm
pirateygoodness: (lots: my heart wants you in breeches)
D:

(LotS is apparently canceled. BRB, weeping softly under my desk.)
pirateygoodness: (lots: kahlan = regina + magic)
Uh, so this episode was kind of a let-down after last week, unless you're like really jazzed about the intricacies of Zedd's inner mind. Which - I am not, dudes, sorry.

Legend of the Seeker Ladyspam 2.17: Needs Moar Chicks


spoilers for legend of the seeker 2.17, 'vengeance' )

NEXT WEEK: MORD'SITH! MAYBE IT'S A CARA EPISODE?
pirateygoodness: (lots: sometimes i like to hurt people)
So, this episode managed to meet, then COMPLETELY SURPASS my wildest, most fanciful expectations regarding Cara and Kahlan. As such, this recap will be 99% borderline-coherent flailing about how gay these two are, and 1% L Word jokes. That's pretty much all I've got left.

Legend of the Seeker 2.16 Ladyspam: The One With The Girlfight




spoilers for legend of the seeker 2.16, 'desecrated' )
pirateygoodness: (lots: command me confessor)
SO HEY YOU GUYS, THE PROMO FOR NEXT WEEKEND'S SEEKER - aka, "Desecrated, aka TRAPPED IN A TOMB - IS ON THE INTERNET.

I kind of don't even have words for this. Just TAKE IN THIS HIGH GODDAMN ART AND ALLOW YOUR MIND TO BE BLOWN.

cut! promo spoilers for lots 2.16 )

♥_♥ BE STILL MY HEART.

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