pirateygoodness: mine. (lostgirl: aced the class on pretty hair)
Three things:

Today is the 16th, which means that Lost Girl premieres tonight if you are an American who has SyFy and inexplicably hates using the internet to ~acquire~ awesome television. JUST IN CASE YOU HAD FORGOTTEN. I HAVE YOUR BACK.

In "things that are 100% [livejournal.com profile] fivewhatfive's fault" news, I wrote this Gossip Girl/Lost Girl ficlet, in which Bo and Nate begin a beautiful, beautiful friendship. This friendship mostly involves casual pot-smoking and Nate laughing at Bo's relationship problems. They very occasionally fight crime as long as it happens after brunch.
when the world comes crashing down, who's ready to party?, Crossover, Lost Girl/Gossip Girl, gen
Summary (LJ | AO3)


And in other fic-related news, I have decided that my [livejournal.com profile] fivetimesbb story is going to involve Bo and Lauren as dashing pirates, and I sort of totally forgot how sometimes writing truly outlandish AU fic can be so fun.
pirateygoodness: (comm: tousled hangover britta)
Okay. So. Full disclosure: I stopped watching Gossip Girl with episode 4.05, and I have no idea what's going on except what [profile] fivewhatfive complains about. HOWEVER, I still enjoy looking at pretty pictures, and these just came up on my flist.





In my heart, this is part of an elaborate and truly heartwarming storyline where Nate and Serena both inadvertently start sleeping with the same cougar sugar-mommy, and HIJINKS ENSUE. Possibly this ends either in a hilarious case-of-mistaken-identity/threesome episode, and/or Blair finds out that they both have the same secret girlfriend and stages an intervention.
pirateygoodness: (w13: myka has a girlfriend face & it's)
1. I am so conflicted re: this week's Castle. spoilers for castle 4.05 )

2. I have started watching The Good Wife, I guess? I still don't know how I feel about it. I think I have too many serious-business issues re: The Legal System to ever love this show, but Kalinda is really pretty. However, I still really wish it was just Kalinda and that sexy FBI agent who's also Rufus Humphrey's art buyer girlfriend, hanging out and drinking tequila. Alicia could come too, I guess. Cary is a douchebag and I care about all other characters very little.

Things I enjoy: how many old guest cast members from Gossip Girl are on that show.

3. Speaking of Gossip Girl? Recently [personal profile] adventurepants pointed out to me that the whole storyline with Dan's novel is basically the last three seasons of The L Word and Some Of Her Parts. I keep getting flashbacks to Jennifer Beals being all JENNY FUCKING SHECTER and that time Jenny was a film producer who got a ridiculous dog, and Stacy Merkin, and the time Dawn Denbo and her lover Cindi told everyone that It Was On, and basically it's making me want to watch this season of Gossip Girl, please help.

4. PSA: Guys, the [profile] bo_lauren ficathon is like, so on right now, until Sunday evening. Go tell people what fanfiction to write or whatever.
pirateygoodness: mine. (lostgirl: aced the class on pretty hair)
This weekend: a list.

1. OMG TIME OFF. Currently trying to decide if I should spend time marathoning old shows that I love, or if I should start something new. There are SO MANY POSSIBILITIES. I could watch ALL OF LOST GIRL! Or finish my Buffy rewatch! Or catch up on this season of Gossip Girl! Or start SOMETHING ENTIRELY NEW THAT HAS GIRLS IN IT.

2. Speaking of Gossip Girl: guys, there is a new book out. It is a rewrite of the first book, except that Serena is a serial killer. Serena is a serial killer. THIS IS A REAL THING. THAT SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE. I plan to pay actual money for it, and enjoy the heck out of the experience. The universe is a wonderful place.

3. Also, OMG, [profile] bo_lauren is having a commentficathon! If Bo/Lauren is your jam, I would 100% love it if you guys would head over there and leave prompts, or write fic. :DDDDDD? IT WILL BE FUN.

pirateygoodness: mine. (lostgirl: aced the class on pretty hair)
Guys, I kind of gave up on Gossip Girl at the beginning of last season, as I'm sure you all have noticed. Not over some like, scandalous case of disgust with the show or anything - I just got behind on my TV, and then friends of mine stopped watching, and I never really saw reason to catch up. (Although god, do I ever miss Serena van der Woodsen in my life.)

However, I never got around to removing all of the Gossip Girl comms from my friendslist, and now all these set photos from Season 5 filming are coming out, and I have no idea what's going on but Blake Lively's hair is still so pretty. Sometimes I enjoy making up stories about them, and pretending that's what's happening with the characters.

Spoilers for S5 wardrobe, and also whatever is actually happening here, IDK.

these are their stories )

Tomorrow: fangirl lunchtime with [personal profile] noblealice and [personal profile] hjea! They have both 100% promised to start watching Warehouse 13!
pirateygoodness: (lots: feelings r hard.)
Year-in-review meme, copied from [livejournal.com profile] jengrrrl:

Your main fandom of the year?
Legend of the Seeker, holy fuck. That fandom came in on horseback and ATE MY LIFE for seven glorious months, and left me clutching my chest while holding 20,000 words of fpreg fic, and I love it for doing that.

under a cut, because I talk too much. )


Anyway. I just played like, eight hours of WoW, and it's Christmas vacation. So I think I'm gonna go do some more of that.
pirateygoodness: (fringe: sexy imposter hair)
I can't even re: this week, you guys.

HOWEVER, let's discuss all the fabulous TV ladies that existed on TV this week, shall we?

First of all, Fringe. FRINGE. Mostly my thoughts on this week's episode are a giant love letter to Anna Torv's acting skills and also her face, and I doubt that will change in future.

spoilers for fringe 3.03 )

I also really enjoyed Castle this week, if only for spoilers )

I'm also still in love with Bones, although I've never really been fannish about it. I was saying to one of my friends the other day, I always think of it as a show that I'm pretty ambivalent about, but I've been keeping up with every single episode for like six seasons now. So I guess I'm not that ambivalent.

Anyway, Temperance Brennan is still my homegirl, even if she's not at all secretly a lesbian, and I'm all over this season so far.

I'm still behind on Gossip Girl, but [livejournal.com profile] fivewhatfive tells me it's gay, so I'm looking forward to it.
pirateygoodness: (gg: i can't wait to kiss you)
Oh, Gossip Girl. Whenever I've got problems, you're there, like a warm cup of cocoa who once dated her stepbrother and gets into hair-pulling contests with Blair Waldorf.

In other words, I am totally digging Season 4.

spoilers for gossip girl 4.01 and 4.02 )

♥ THESE TWO ♥. Just when I think this show has dropped the ball, SERENA AND BLAIR AND BLAIR AND SERENA happen, and I remember why I love it so much.
pirateygoodness: (fringe: & ladies shouldnt be messed with)
HEARTS IN MY EYES over Fringe last night, you guys. HEARTS. IN. MY. EYES. (Secret aside to [livejournal.com profile] carmen_sandiego: you will like it lots once you get there.)

Anyway, this is that entry where I post the ~shows I'll be following, so that you all can look at my list and re-evaluate our friendship judge me be impressed by my fabulous taste.

Monday: Gossip Girl, Hellcats.
Thursday: FRINGE. Also Bones and Castle.

If anyone has very serious recommendations of other stuff I like NEED to watch, I'm totally up for them. (Although honestly, for the next few weeks I'm going to have trouble even keeping current on these shows. LOL MY LIFE.) However, I've already been made aware of Rizzoli & Isles and Lost Girl, and am sort of on the fence about both.

ALSO, as a special gift for you all, the Warehouse 13 S1 gag reel. I forgot that this season isn't actually over until A Very Warehouse 13 Christmas airs, and MAN THAT'S GOING TO BE RAD/TOTALLY OVER THE TOP.
pirateygoodness: (gg: one of my top 3 vanessas)
TRUE CONFESSIONS TIME: I am secretly ecstatic that these two are back together.



JUST BEHOLD THOSE FLY MOTHERFUCKERS. DAMN.

Guys, I really just want them to like, keep being scruffy and drunk and obnoxiously tongue-kissing in public for like, ever. And maybe they could get a couple of really dumb Jack Russell terriers and dress them up in plaid bandannas or whatever and raise them as their tiny hipster children.
pirateygoodness: (gg: every puppy needs a leash)
Guys, we need to have a serious conversation about some Gossip Girl set photos that have come out recently.

item one )

item two )

While we're discussing Blake Lively, we of course also need to have a serious conversation about her Marie Claire shoot. For which I may be considering buying the magazine, because it is ridiculous and amazing and features glamour shots of her with her dog. This is legit even better than the time Vanessa Hudgens did a photo shoot with a handful of kittens.



item three )

I really enjoy that these pictures are both gorgeous, and vaguely vintage-y in a way that makes me think of Spy Blake and Spy Leighton.
pirateygoodness: (lots: my heart wants you in breeches)
Dear [livejournal.com profile] femslash10 writer:

Hi! You are probably here because you want to know stuff about me! Or possibly you already know stuff about me because we are friends, and you would just like to know EVEN MORE. Whatever the case, my requests are under the cut.

basically: i like girls. specifics of each request. )

In general, I like: relationshippy girlsex, drunk just-for-the-night girlsex, sober just-for-the-night girlsex, kissing, giggling, holding hands, happy endings, girls with a lot of angst who grow as people, Cara and Olivia having feelings, and in-character things. I tend not to like: tears, angst, death, pregnancy, babyfic, non-canon psychiatric issues, explicitly-written sex featuring minors, premature declarations of deep and abiding love. Also, non-con and dubcon are major, eternal, abiding squicks of mine. If you are looking for my fic, because you want to know what I like to write, it's all at [livejournal.com profile] scurvyknavery.

All that said, good luck, Writer! I'm sure I'll love whatever you come up with, and I'm super excited to read it! :DDDD

Love,
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness
pirateygoodness: (dcrpf: & she said - take off your sungla)
LOLL you guys I had a dream last night that Demi Lovato tweeted about losing her virginity, and I SWEAR TO GOD I woke up and thought it had actually happened. WHAT IS MY DEAL.

Also, okay. So there's this big bang (for the uninitiated: fic challenge for stories >10K words) for Gossip Girl taking signups, called [livejournal.com profile] xoxobigbang, and I sort of secretly really want to sign up. There is this epic story, involving Blair and Vanessa trapped in Manhattan (on Manhattan?) after the apocalypse, that I've been kicking around since I signed up for [livejournal.com profile] apocabigbang and had to bail, and I just like, want to. But I keep waffling, because like, what if I really want to spend a vast chunk of my summer writing epic Cara/Kahlan AUs instead? WHAT THEN.

The other thing we need to discuss, ladies and gents: THE FACT THAT SELENA GOMEZ AND LEIGHTON MEESTER ARE DOING A MOVIE TOGETHER, goodness gracious. I have a secret hope in my heart that Leighton will like, get her drunk and teach her to have fun, in a very gentle and only slightly age-inappropriate way.
pirateygoodness: (gg: good secret agents have sidekicks)
GOSSIP GIRL! GIRL OF GOSSIPS! MY HAPPY GOSSIP PEOPLE!

Below is a vague picspam of things I loved from the latest episode, "The Hurt Locket." YOU CANNOT SAY NO TO THIS FACE, YOU GUYS.



spoilers for gg 2.13 )

Dearest show, never change, ever.

XOXO,
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness
pirateygoodness: (lots: feelings r hard.)
GUYS. GUYS GUESS WHAT'S OPEN?

Porn Battle 9, THAT'S WHAT.

Here, I even screencapped the best prompts for you, SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO SCROLL TOO MUCH.

what, subtle is for losers )

Guys, you do not even need a Dreamwidth account or an AO3 account! You can still write stuff on LJ and then link it in those comments using your LJ and/or openID! SERIOUSLY, WIN/WIN/WIN/WIN.
pirateygoodness: (gg: no - you're so funny)
Guys I am falling in love with Gossip Girl all over again. SERENA AND NATE AND DAN AND BLAIR AND VANESSA AND-HEARTS-SEMICOLON, you guys. I can't even express myself properly.

spoilers for the two best parts of gg 3.12: the debarted, with visual aids. )



Also, Chuck wants to be ridiculous. )



IN CONCLUSION, IF I HAVE NOT JUST SOLD YOU ON GOSSIP GIRL SEASON 3 IN ITS ENTIRETY, POSSIBLY YOU HATE ANY OF THE FOLLOWING: FUN, MAGIC, PRETTY GIRLS, BLAKE LIVELY'S HAIR, GAY MARRIAGE.
pirateygoodness: (gg: good secret agents have sidekicks)
Three things I liked about Gossip Girl 3.11: The Thanksgiving One Where Serena Is Really Sad.

spoilers! )

Oh, and also Blake's hair. It is always a crazy work of art, but this week especially - did you guys see it from the back? Goodness gracious.

Oh oh, and ALSO, apropos of my last very important entry, TEAM HIPPOGRIFF CAN SUCK IT. TEAM DRAGON: TOTALLY WINNING.
pirateygoodness: (gg: every puppy needs a leash)
This has nothing to do with anything, except that it's [livejournal.com profile] jengrrrl's fault (as most things are). Well, and a little bit because [livejournal.com profile] thrace_ posted that manip of Blake Lively riding a unicorn.

Let's say, hypothetically, that the following Gossip Girl cast members were reincarnated as mythical creatures. What would they be?

ETA: APPARENTLY the answer to Leighton's question is very ~controversial, and I am not saying there is a CORRECT RESPONSE, but.



[Poll #1493013]

Also, oh god. There is this picture, and it involves Jessica Szohr and is a SPOILER FOR FUTURE EPISODES OF GOSSIP GIRL, but cuuuuuuute. I don't even care about the relationship that spoils for, VANESSA APPEARS TO BE SMILING. NOBODY IS STANDING HER UP OR RUINING HER EXPERIENCE AT THE SNOWFLAKE BALL OR BLACKMAILING HER OR BEING CHUCK BASS TO HER. PROGRESS, SHOW.

Also also, apparently Canadian iTunes now has season passes, which is rad because I love the CBC but hate subscribing to cable. GUESS WHO'S WATCHING THE ENTIRE SEASON OF THE MERCER REPORT? THIS LADY.
pirateygoodness: (gg: one of my top 3 vanessas)
OH RIGHT, like I was going to do an epic picspam of the Blair/Serena parts of this episode without discussing, in excruciating all-caps detail, the fact that there were CHICKS MAKING OUT. Ahahaha.

Gossip Girl 3.09: They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?: The Dan/Olivia/Vanessa Parts



moar screencaps and lots of all-caps below the cut! )

IN CONCLUSION, THIS IS THE BEST SHOW IN THE HISTORY OF TELEVISION.
pirateygoodness: (gg: no - you're so funny)
OH my god, you guys, GOSSIP GIRL. This week was possibly the SINGLE GAYEST EPISODE OF THE ENTIRE SEASON. I am in LOVE.

So in love, in fact, that I put together an EPIC PICSPAM just now - actually two, because I accidentally took like 90 caps and that was too many for one entry.



gossip girl 3.09: they shoot humphreys, don't they?: the blair/serena parts )

The other half of this (THE DAN/OLIVIA/VANESSA PART, WHICH GETS ITS OWN PICSPAM) is coming later, I've got to run to class.

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