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Nov. 18th, 2011 07:02 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
pirateygoodnessSigh. I watched Cracks today, because robotjen keeps tumblring photos of Eva Green and I did mean to see it when it came out, and everyone was all "well it's disturbing but gay but disturbing," and lol. THEY WERE NOT KIDDING RE: DISTURBING.
I apparently need to assume the worst more often, as I assumed the "disturbing" bit was that Eva Green's character has a relationship with a student. WHEN ACTUALLY, OH NO, it's that she is quietly obsessed with a student who is not having any of it, and then sexually assaults her and is complicit in her death. GUYS, THIS IS WHY I NO LONGER WATCH MOVIES THAT ARE NOT A) ABOUT PIRATES, B) ABOUT SUPERHEROES, C) MOSTLY BASED AROUND EXPLOSIONS, OR D) FOR CHILDREN.
There needs to be a version of IMDB where when I look up a movie, a warning comes up saying, "pirateygoodness, this movie will make you want to cuddle your cat for an hour in the dark. How about watching Bandslam instead."
Sigh.
IN OTHER NEWS, I continue to be ridiculously into Lost Girl, and am pretty sure that everyone on my flist needs to be watching it. I may put together another "GUYS NO SERIOUSLY YOU SHOULD WATCH THIS SHOW" post, as I feel like this week's upcoming SPIKED BEER BODYSWAP FIESTA is going to be MAGICAL and want very much to share this magic with every internet-person I've ever met.
Also, I posted a bunch of fic in the past few weeks, which I realize I have not linked back here. Most recent at the top.
robotjen keeps tumblring photos of Eva Green and I did mean to see it when it came out, and everyone was all "well it's disturbing but gay but disturbing," and lol. THEY WERE NOT KIDDING RE: DISTURBING. I apparently need to assume the worst more often, as I assumed the "disturbing" bit was that Eva Green's character has a relationship with a student. WHEN ACTUALLY, OH NO, it's that she is quietly obsessed with a student who is not having any of it, and then sexually assaults her and is complicit in her death. GUYS, THIS IS WHY I NO LONGER WATCH MOVIES THAT ARE NOT A) ABOUT PIRATES, B) ABOUT SUPERHEROES, C) MOSTLY BASED AROUND EXPLOSIONS, OR D) FOR CHILDREN.
There needs to be a version of IMDB where when I look up a movie, a warning comes up saying, "
pirateygoodness, this movie will make you want to cuddle your cat for an hour in the dark. How about watching Bandslam instead." Sigh.
IN OTHER NEWS, I continue to be ridiculously into Lost Girl, and am pretty sure that everyone on my flist needs to be watching it. I may put together another "GUYS NO SERIOUSLY YOU SHOULD WATCH THIS SHOW" post, as I feel like this week's upcoming SPIKED BEER BODYSWAP FIESTA is going to be MAGICAL and want very much to share this magic with every internet-person I've ever met.
Also, I posted a bunch of fic in the past few weeks, which I realize I have not linked back here. Most recent at the top.
Tell Me What You're Thinking (Don't Be Shy) Bo/Lauren, NC-17
In which there are feelings, and then a phone call. Spoilers for episode 2.07
Just A Little Bit, Bo/Lauren, NC-17
Lauren's been at Bo's for exactly six days before they kiss. Spoilers for episode 2.05
Chapstick, Chapped Lips, and Things Like Chemistry, Bo/Lauren, PG
Lauren's really not sure that taking this tutoring job was a good idea College AU