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1. I am Terribly Emo (that is: not really) because it is SEEKERDAY tomorrow and I am GIDDY LIKE A CHILD over this stupid show, except I have to go to my friend's house and get drunk on Saturday. THE UNIVERSE = UNFAIR.

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR YOUR WEEKEND? Probably that my ridiculous all-girl, everyone's-a-lesbian recap (ladyspam? gayspam? IDK WHAT TO CALL THESE) will be up early Sunday instead of Saturday night. Also that I'll be doing it hung over.

2. I HAVE TIME TO WRITE STUFF. AND GO GET DRUNK AT MY FRIEND'S HOUSE. Without going into too much RL detail: this is wondrous, and a sharp contrast to the past couple of weeks. :DDDDDD FREE TIME.

3. The Olympics are starting! JUST SO YOU KNOW, IF YOU SMACK-TALK CANADA EVEN A LITTLE BIT, I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO BANG YOUR MOM.

4. Guysssss ♥Selena Gomez♥. She remains my favourite of the current generation of Disney Channel Popstars (VHudg does not count, she has aged out), and oh goodness. This is a reasonably good (HQ video, terrible sound) video of her performing a cover of "Hot and Cold" at a recent concert, and ugh she is so sweet. She loves being a popstar so much! This song is totally about Demi Lovato! Her hair is so shiny and bouncy, how does she do it!

I hope she is super famous forever and gets tons of quality acting work well into her thirties.

5. Guyyyyys her faaaaaaaace.



I love gorgeous women with freckles so effing much. Also, I am sort of totally obsessed with the deleted-scenes version of this part from "Denna," because SOMEHOW THAT BIT ABOUT HOW SHE THOUGHT BOYS WOULD NEVER LIKE HER ~IN THAT WAY~ JUST MAKES MY HEART HURT. I - I WOULD LIKE HER IN THAT WAY.

6. OH OH ALSO, I wrote SPOONING, in case you do not already know this. You should all know this, because you should be watching scurvyknavery.

Title: Better If We Never Talk
Fandom: Legend of the Seeker
Pairing: Cara/Kahlan
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3,618
Summary: Cara cannot fail to notice Kahlan's eyes, and the way that they grow darker, more haunted, with each passing day. I hope Zedd is alright, she finds herself saying, and it's a shock to realize that she means it. (Spoilers through 2.08, "Light" and 2.09, "Dark")

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YOU GUYYYYS PRETTY DISNEY STARS = PRETTY ADORABLE, OMG.

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First of all, Vanessa and Zac are still shacked up in Vancouver, filming stuff and doing it on the chesterfield and not getting photographed. But apparently they went to a major-junior hockey game last night? And Vanessa did this, and HONESTLY I JUST.

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LIKE. If you do not find that absolutely darling, PROBABLY YOU ARE DEAD INSIDE?


Also, for those of you who, for some reason, do not follow any Disney comms at all (like, what are you doing with yourselves, seriously):

Bounce.



This is what happens when you give a bunch of cutely obnoxious hipster teen popstars free time. I. . .kind of love it.


OH. And for those of you who have yet to friend my fic journal, scurvyknavery, I posted a ficlet about Zac and Vanessa being adorably handsy high school teachers, as an outtake in my Demi/Selena high school AUverse.

Title: i think we spent a past life together
Pairing: Mr. Efron/Ms. Hudgens
Rating: R
Word Count: 1,128
Summary: "Mr Efron," she tries, and he actually laughs out loud. "This is highly inappropriate workplace behavior."

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1. I'm back, after being away for the weekend. I have like a thousand jillion hundred posts on my flist to go through, because apparently you guys talk, like, a lot. Jeez.

2. An embarrassing number of those posts are along the lines of A;DSKLFJ ZANESSA TISDALE, which I can totally deal with.

3. Speaking of, two things. First of all (and this pic is 100% stolen from vash_daily, because echofades did a good job of it and I'm, like, lazy.).



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4. Apparently VHudg and her other girlfriend Zac Efron went to the Golden Globes together or something? And it was interesting? All I know is that in the pictures that have been posted early her ass looks amazing in her dress, and she should get invited to more awards shows. I'm sure I'll discuss it more later, based on how easily amused I am by pretty women.

5. God, seriously. Coming back to the fact that I was away all weekend, I am so disgusting right now. This weekend was basically all about drinking, and all I've done is knock back gin-and-tonics and eat fast food. I'm pretty sure my pores taste like french fries, which is the grossest thing I've ever typed about myself in my LIFE. I feel like Zac Efron after a week-long video game bender.