pirateygoodness | Entries tagged with people: incriminating internet comedy

Okay. Related to the part of this entry related to this thread, I - yeah.

( spoilers for legend of the seeker 2.08 under the cut )

I still do not know why "Cara is an emotionally stunted sociopath who likes to torture people for fun" translates into OMG HOW CUTE IS SHE in my head, but it does. I want to snuggle her. WHY.

Current Mood: silly
Current Music: Plies - Put It On Ya (feat. Chris J.)

I am siiiiick, with a really inconveniently-timed chest cold, and all I have the energy to do is force myself to study and write really, really self-indulgent ficlets that appear to at least be making

jengrrrl laugh, even if they won't make sense to anyone else?

OH ALSO, A POLL.

[Poll #1464766]

Current Mood: ......
Current Music: Owl City - Fireflies (SERIOUSLY I CAN'T STOP.)

For the record, this is the video you wanted, Erika.

girlboymusic: Well, I do not see Zanessa Tisdale related things unless you LJ them.

pirateygoodness: Ohh, you missed out then.

pirateygoodness: A bunch more photos leaked from that shoot where Vanessa didn't wear pants and sat on Zac's skateboard.

girlboymusic: LINK.

pirateygoodness: you know what would help? FOLLOWING COMMUNITIES

pirateygoodness: just a second

pirateygoodness: http://pics.livejournal.com/pirateygoodness/pic/000e13yw

pirateygoodness: http://pics.livejournal.com/pirateygoodness/pic/000e2wsz

pirateygoodness: http://pics.livejournal.com/pirateygoodness/pic/000e3zrs

pirateygoodness: http://pics.livejournal.com/pirateygoodness/pic/000e4qre

pirateygoodness: http://pics.livejournal.com/pirateygoodness/pic/000e5hp8

pirateygoodness: http://pics.livejournal.com/pirateygoodness/pic/000e6gdh

girlboymusic: OMG that last one.

pirateygoodness: lolll you would

girlboymusic:Whatever. It's awesome.

pirateygoodness: Heeee

pirateygoodness: My fave is this one: http://pics.livejournal.com/pirateygoodness/pic/000e5hp8

girlboymusic: He's about to put his dick up her ass.

Current Mood: silly
Current Music: Ashley Tisdale - Don't Touch (The Zoom Song)

AAAAH YOU GUYS LOOK WHAT

fivewhatfive JUST MADE.

FYI: IT IS NOW OFFICIAL, I CAN DIE HAPPY.

Current Mood: giddy
Current Music: Hit The Lights - Drop the Girl

girlboymusic: Guess who broke up with her boyfriennnnnnnd.

girlboymusic: Tizz.

pirateygoodness: LOL I knew that.

girlboymusic: FINE.

pirateygoodness: I figure after she went to the V-Factory show on New Year's, that was it.

pirateygoodness: They were TOO EMBARRASSING FOR TIZZ.

girlboymusic: That was the first time she found out he was in a band called V Factory.

pirateygoodness: It is a little ridiculous how pleased I am.

pirateygoodness: lollllllll

girlboymusic: She got there and she was like, "Wait a minute, wait a minute. You do WHAT for a living?"

girlboymusic: "Well, shit."

girlboymusic: And then she sat there covertly getting drunk and texting V with messages like, "Zac would never do this bullshit."

girlboymusic: "dear v - remember "bet on it"? a MILLION TIMES LESS EMBARRASSING than this."

pirateygoodness: lolllllllllll

pirateygoodness: This why we are friends.

Current Mood: sleepy
Current Music: Death Cab For Cutie - Cath... (Live)

I am really really sleepy? But - IDK, I was talking to

fivewhatfive and cleaning up my desktop, and this happened.

I hope it helps. With any and all problems you might ever have.

Current Mood: exhausted
Current Music: Hanson - Penny & Me

LOLLLLL. So, okay. My

thelittlebang is a Blake Lively/Leighton Meester EPIC AU, in which Blake is a CIA agent undercover in the US and Leighton is a sort-of-Russian/sort-of-British spy AND THEY ~~DO IT~~ FIGHT CRIME. And

fivewhatfive not only offered to beta read it? She also made a LUDICROUS CRACK MANIP of Blake Lively in (sort-of) drag as a CIA agent and posted it on the internet.

IT IS HERE. YOU'RE WELCOME, UNIVERSE.

Also (via the judgey folks at

disneychannel), most gangsta shirt EVA, y/mfy/bitches?

(Relatedly, the rest of her latest Ecko Red shoot is here and here and here. Her hair is ridiculously glossy and pretty and they put her in kneesocks, and good goddamn.)

Current Mood: hung over.
Current Music: HIMYM - I'm Not That Guy

Things I Am Embarrassed About Totally Fucking Loving: This Weekend Edition

1. This picture of Zac Efron from 17 Again. ( here. )
I have NO IDEA, it just makes me giggle. I love when he makes his "Holy fuck, am I not the charmingest dancer to dance your way, ever?" face.

2. Google Translator English --> Russian. I do not understand WHY comment threads are funnier when they are poorly translated into Russian by a computer? But they ARE.

3. Hoedown Throw Down has finally grown on me. I have this thing with songs in the "Disney's kept poptartlets" family where I listen once, think "OMFG who thought this was a good idea," and then. . .slowly, the second or third time I hear it, I start to want to listen over and over. *sigh* I am totally going to have to pay money to see the Hannah Montana movie in theatres, aren't I?

Current Mood: working
Current Music: Death Cab for Cutie - Marching Bands of Manhattan

pirateygoodness: Guess who has HSM3 on DVD?

girlboymusic: I'm gonna guess you!

girlboymusic: Also ZOMG is that out today???

pirateygoodness: ZOMG YES IT SO IS OMGOMG.

pirateygoodness: I was waffling for the longest time over whether or not to get it on Blu-Ray or DVD, and then the nice people at Disney SOLVED MY PROBLEM by making it so that the Blu-Ray comes with a copy on DVD. And also a DRMed-to-shit "digital copy."

girlboymusic: OMGOMGOMG I need to go to Borders right now!

pirateygoodness: OMGOMGOMG RIGHT?

Anyway. I cannot wait to watch my copy INFINITY BILLION TIMES. Also: :D :D :D :D :D!

ETA: Also also, I am POSITIVE that at some point in the very near future I will make a post to this journal about how much I OMG LOVE HSM3, but in the meantime? I plan to capslock random shit at the HSM3 Open Thread over at

ashnessa_squee JOIN US OMG IT'LL BE FUN JUST DO IT.

Current Mood: bouncy

Solve a problem for me, flist:

pirateygoodness: when I got my hair cut, I went in with greasy hair because my appointment was at, like, 9am and they just wash it for you anyway.

pirateygoodness: And I was like, thisclose to apologizing for my hair being so Zeff.

girlboymusic: Were you not aware of that?

girlboymusic: My hair is always Zeff when I go in for a haircut. I'm not washing it when they're just gonna wash it anyway.

pirateygoodness: LOL. Well, yeah, it usually is. I just felt guilty this time.

pirateygoodness: Also, the point is: a stupid word we made up is now more firmly entrenched in my lexicon than the ACTUAL WORD FOR THAT THING.

girlboymusic: LOL TRUE.

pirateygoodness: ALSO: IF IT IS AN ADJECTIVE, SHOULD WE BE USING A CAPITAL LETTER?

girlboymusic: UM, IDK?

Current Mood: curious

. . .not that this is about any BFFs in particular, or anything.

pirateygoodness: ALSO WE LOVE HOW THEY ARE BFFS.

pirateygoodness: WHO HOLD HANDS AND TONGUE-KISS AND FUCK EACH OTHER.

girlboymusic: NOTHING HOMOSEXUAL ABOUT THAT.

pirateygoodness: NOPE.

pirateygoodness: IT'S JUST WHAT BEFFIES DO.

pirateygoodness: BUT THEY'RE NOT, LIKE, HAVING SEX.

pirateygoodness: IT'S JUST FINGER-FUCKING, WHICH ISN'T GAY.

girlboymusic: AND ALSO SOMETIMES ORAL.

girlboymusic: BUT IT ISN'T GAY.

girlboymusic: IT'S JUST WHEN THEY'RE DRUNK!

girlboymusic: AND ALSO SOBER.

pirateygoodness: EXACTLY.

pirateygoodness: BUT THAT'S NOT SEX.

pirateygoodness: THAT'S JUST, LIKE, TONGUE IN SOMEONE'S VAGINA.

pirateygoodness: LIKE A HIGH FIVE.

girlboymusic: OR LIKE HUGGING.

girlboymusic: WITH YOUR LEGS.

girlboymusic: AROUND HER FACE.

pirateygoodness: EXACTLY.

Current Mood: sleepy

Continuing along the theme of "weird IM conversations I have with

girlboymusic that require settling with an LJ poll," uh. A question. And this is VERY SERIOUS BUSINESS, so I encourage you all to think carefully and choose the correct answer. Because there is one.

[Poll #1324666]

Current Mood: shocked
Current Music: Rihanna - Disturbia