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I was going to do this big spam post of all the pictures from Tumblr that I've saved in tabs to discuss on LJ, and then I realize that pretty much all of them can be summarized as "tall, super hot blonde ladies with animals."

. . .look, I never said I was subtle.

( in conclusion, super hot blonde ladies with animals. )

I don't know, guys, that's all I've got. Discuss, etc.

For some reason, this picture (via Comically Vintage, aka my new favourite Tumblr) made me laugh lots and lots and lots. I can't explain why it's so funny, BUT IT IS AND I LOVE IT. It's even funnier than the series they ran featuring an issue of Superman about someplace named Gay City!

( whatever )

To be honest, other than that (and like, ~real life~) I have not been doing anything terribly exciting. Mostly - when I am not like, agonizing over basic video game choices in Dragon Age: Origins - I have been trying to chip away at my ridiculous Blake/Olivia, because a) the 'canon' thrace_ and I have been inventing around it is hilarious and awesome, and b) I don't think I'll be able to work on my femslash10 properly until I get this done. Sigh.

In related news, this Fringe vid that hollywoodgrrl made is fantastic. It's supposed to be a "recruiter" vid, and basically it demonstrates that FRINGE HAS A LOT OF EXPLOSIONS. And science. Etc. Also Anna Torv. And some guy who used to be on some show about a river, I guess people like him.

Reasons Why This Picture Makes Me Happier Than Tiny Baby Kittens:

1. Blake Lively.
2. ♥ Blake Lively ♥
3. BIG GAY UMBRELLA!
4. SHOES!
5. ADORABLE LEATHER JACKET THAT PROBABLY COST AS MUCH AS MY RENT!

BRB, staring forever.

Hahaha. So a bunch of people at oldmarrieds posted a whole bunch of Z/V related pictures yesterday, but I missed the boat, which is TRAGIC because I have this epic moderately-sized collection of .jpegs in which Zac is basically just being a total dude and I want to punch him in the arm and tell him he's gross. THEREFORE.

Times Zac Efron Perved On His Hot Girlfriend In Public: A Love Story

Hint: If the perving is not obvious from his eyeline, look for his hands. I left out the tits in the sunglasses pic on purpose, because IDK. I feel like it's getting too much airtime. HE PERVS ON HER LOTS OF OTHER TIMES, TOO.

( i like that dress. it really brings out your boobs. )

And because I could not resist SERIOUSLY GUYS THEY ARE ADORABLE:

( MOAR! )

. . .yeah. That's all I've got, but if you guys have ~more somewhere that I didn't put up here, IDK feel free to link me to them in the comments. This is not exactly an exhaustive picspam, I'm sure.

Today's project may/may not be "see if I can move some wires so that I can be on the internet AND lie on the couch." How did I get THIS LAZY in just four days?

Also, I would really really like it if someone could help me pirate a copy of Karl Wolf's "song" Africa. It is a HIP-HOP REMIX OF THE TOTO SONG, which is hilarious and ridiculous and awesome, but I don't really want to encourage him by paying for it.

HEY IN OTHER NEWS I DID THAT ICON MEME? IDK. This is pretty much as interesting as I get today.

∗ How do you feel right now?


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. . .yeah. *shrug* What's up with YOU, internet?

I feel like everything I want to say about the Oscars (or rather, what Zac and Vanessa did at the Oscars, because I long ago made the active choice to entirely ignore the awards part in favour of paying attention to things that don't make me angry) I have already said, repeatedly, in all-caps, at various posts in oldmarrieds. But basically, they boil down to a combination of VHUDG: GODDAMN BE HOTTER and OMG THEIR FAACES GUYS THEY ARE LOOKING AT EACH OTHER OMG and ZACHARY. DID YOU ACTUALLY JUST TELL E NEWS THAT SOMETHING WOULD BE "PRETTY RAD?" ILUUUU.

In conclusion, ( this picture. )

They are ridiculously pretty. (And also I do not even think Zef understands where V's waist is, since he's physically incapable of not patting her butt in public. But that is sort of the best part.)



Does anyone here listen to The Spill Canvas? I can afford to iTunes one of their albums, and I'm waffling between One Fell Swoop and No Really, I'm Fine. Advice and/or links would be appreciated.

It's the first day of school for me today, which - I'm actually excited about, since I've decided the theme for 2009 is going to be "fuck it" (in a "being mellow" sense, not a "drop out of school" sense, don't worry). And I know it's also the first day back at work for a lot of people, and everybody's cranky and sleepy and blah blah do not wantttt, so. To that end?



It's cool, guys. French Maid Gabriella has a BSc from Stanford and she's waiting on Sharpay. She hates her job, too.


And finally, the picture that is apparently a few months old but that I just discovered like two days ago and is making me go :D :D :D :D like all the time?


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