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1. I am Terribly Emo (that is: not really) because it is SEEKERDAY tomorrow and I am GIDDY LIKE A CHILD over this stupid show, except I have to go to my friend's house and get drunk on Saturday. THE UNIVERSE = UNFAIR.

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR YOUR WEEKEND? Probably that my ridiculous all-girl, everyone's-a-lesbian recap (ladyspam? gayspam? IDK WHAT TO CALL THESE) will be up early Sunday instead of Saturday night. Also that I'll be doing it hung over.

2. I HAVE TIME TO WRITE STUFF. AND GO GET DRUNK AT MY FRIEND'S HOUSE. Without going into too much RL detail: this is wondrous, and a sharp contrast to the past couple of weeks. :DDDDDD FREE TIME.

3. The Olympics are starting! JUST SO YOU KNOW, IF YOU SMACK-TALK CANADA EVEN A LITTLE BIT, I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO BANG YOUR MOM.

4. Guysssss ♥Selena Gomez♥. She remains my favourite of the current generation of Disney Channel Popstars (VHudg does not count, she has aged out), and oh goodness. This is a reasonably good (HQ video, terrible sound) video of her performing a cover of "Hot and Cold" at a recent concert, and ugh she is so sweet. She loves being a popstar so much! This song is totally about Demi Lovato! Her hair is so shiny and bouncy, how does she do it!

I hope she is super famous forever and gets tons of quality acting work well into her thirties.

5. Guyyyyys her faaaaaaaace.



I love gorgeous women with freckles so effing much. Also, I am sort of totally obsessed with the deleted-scenes version of this part from "Denna," because SOMEHOW THAT BIT ABOUT HOW SHE THOUGHT BOYS WOULD NEVER LIKE HER ~IN THAT WAY~ JUST MAKES MY HEART HURT. I - I WOULD LIKE HER IN THAT WAY.

6. OH OH ALSO, I wrote SPOONING, in case you do not already know this. You should all know this, because you should be watching scurvyknavery.

Title: Better If We Never Talk
Fandom: Legend of the Seeker
Pairing: Cara/Kahlan
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3,618
Summary: Cara cannot fail to notice Kahlan's eyes, and the way that they grow darker, more haunted, with each passing day. I hope Zedd is alright, she finds herself saying, and it's a shock to realize that she means it. (Spoilers through 2.08, "Light" and 2.09, "Dark")

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YOU GUYS YOU GUYS. This looks sort of old, so maybe some of you have already seen this and I am hopelessly late to the party, but WHATEVER. My friend linked me to this today, and watching it just makes me SO HAPPY, I don't even know how to explain it.

TRUST ME, THIS WILL MAKE YOUR DAY BETTER. I AM EVEN EMBEDDING IT TO PROVE THAT I AM NOT STEALTH-LINKING YOU TO FOOTAGE OF THE JONAS BROTHERS SINGING ABOUT PIZZA AGAIN.

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS.

SORRY.

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS

YOU GUYS.

BANDSLAM TRAILER. THE MOTHER-EFFING BANDSLAM TRAILER.

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(For the total losers uninformed, Bandslam is the new post-HSM Vanessa Hudgens movie, and she plays a ~punk rock kid~ and has to pretend-play the guitar and IDEK what the plot is, but FUCK THAT I DON'T CARE, VANESSA HUDGENS WOULD LIKE TO START SHREDDING, OKAY? HOLY FUCK BEST FILM EVER.)

(This. This is why I don't watch the Oscars.)

I DON'T KNOW IF I HAVE PROPERLY ARTICULATED MY LOVE FOR GIRLS WITH DARK HAIR WHO WEAR COMBAT BOOTS AND CUFFS AND SWEATERS WITH THUMB HOLES AND THROW DEVIL HORNS, BUT IT IS A SHOCKING AMOUNT OF LOVE, AND BASICALLY THIS MOVIE IS GOING TO MAKE MY HEART EXPLODE. LIKE, IN A GOOD WAY.