pirateygoodness | Entries tagged with topics: hot girls doing things hotly

Internet? I am currently experiencing a situation.

( it involves these pictures of the Castle cast )

Basically my response has just been to type I will not get ideas. over and over again into a blank text document. But if someone else wanted to find a way to write Beckett/Alexis that was not super creepy, I would not kick it out of bed, is I guess what I am saying.

Crossposts: http://pirateygoodness.livejournal.com/454361.html

So, in reality I have a lot of mixed feelings about the shoot Blake Lively did for Esquire - like, on the one hand she looks really hot in the photos they ended up using, on the other there are a bunch of outtakes where it looks like HER BOTTOM HALF WAS LITERALLY SPRAYED WITH GREASE, and that is so weird and wrong and gross that I cannot even.

HOWEVER, OMG OUTTAKES FOR THE ESQUIRE SHOOT ARE UP AND I AM DYINGGGGG.

( there are some good, non-greasy ones )

IN CONCLUSION: I'D HIT THAT.

Current Mood: pleased
Current Music: Ke$ha - Stephen

Guys. GUYS. While I was distracted by hot chicks running around the woods with knives, Gossip Girl fandom clearly decided that the best way to win me back was BLAKE LIVELY, IN HER UNDERPANTS, PRETENDING TO BE JAMES DEAN.

NO ACTUALLY.

( no seriously let me show you. )

Just kidding, Gossip Girl, I'LL NEVER LOOK AT ANOTHER FANDOM AGAIN.

I mean, I realize this is in general a pretty trashy shoot (like, why is she oily, srly)? BUT WHATEVER, LEATHER JACKET + WHITE TANK TOP + SERIOUSLY THEY GOT HER TO POSE WITH A COMB? She is even BETTER than the chick version of Zac Efron, because she's REAL.

(A copy of the Esquire article is here, and it's adorable in this ridiculous Blake Lively sort of way. She invited the interviewer over to her house and tried to bake him pie.)

Current Mood: pleased
Current Music: Metric - Gimme Sympathy

OKAY. I know you guys are all busy writing NaNo or your thesis or whatever it is the ENTIRE INTERNET seems to be doing right now, but take a minute.

Take, like, several, actually, and behold.

( one more )

GUYS I just. UGH. I SORT OF WANT TO MARRY HER FACE. She is so PRETTY and my flist is like, inundated with new pictures of her looking hot in different ways seemingly DAILY, and it is so wonderful.

DISCUSS.

Current Mood: pleased

O HAI GUYS, it's TEEN CHOICE AWARD POST TIME. Except not really, because there is no Vanessa Hudgens in this entry at all - THAT IS COMING LATER, I have a ton of pictures I feel like should LJ that I haven't. EXPECT A PICSPAM. FEEL FREE TO GET UPPITY IF I DON'T DELIVER BY THE WEEKEND.

Anyway. The TCAs happened. I am ignoring the fact that America's stupid president's stupid dog ~~SORRY OBAMA IS A COOL GUY BUT HE IS NOT EVEN A CELBRITY, SHEESH~~ got chosen over Shadow, because the pain is still fresh, and it is in my heart.

INSTEAD, I am focusing on things like ( the hotness of Leighton Meester )

. . .I am a little in love with her shoes. And also, Zac's inability to sit like a big kid and have a conversation at the same time. HE IS SO SQUIRMY, YOU GUYS ♥_♥

( !!!!!! )

Also I just need to mention how much Ashley's grody boyfriend bothers me, because SERIOUSLY HE IS SO GROSS, and I do not understand why she is dating him. She is so hot! She has potential and lots of skills! He is a seven-foot-tall poorly-shaven creeper!

( let us explore + also feed my poll addiction )

Current Mood: good
Current Music: Boys Like Girls - Love Drunk

I cannot explain why this picture pleases me so, but it just does. Blake Lively! OMG THOSE LEGS IN THOSE SHOES! An adorable, GIANT dog who THINKS SHE IS SWELL! ~~Also, there are several hundred wildly inappropriate puppy jokes just WAITING TO BE MADE, if you are me or fivewhatfive.~~

Seriously, it just makes me want to clap with glee for no appreciable reason. JOIN ME IN THIS, FLIST.

Current Mood: giggly

LOLLLL, OH JESUS, ED WESTWICK.

( sry if he's your homeboy, i'm just going to make fun of him for a minute. gg s3 wardrobe spoilers maybe )

Also, goodness gracious, we need to discuss how Blake Lively is the sweetest ever. I just saw Elvis and Annabelle, which is an atrocious movie - except that a solid quarter of it is pretty well based on "and then Blake giggles and makes out with people." I APPROVE OF THAT, TO BE FRANK. I approve of that quite a lot.

Other things I approve of:

( this picture. S3 wardrobe spoilers. )

LET US IGNORE THE NIPPLES FOR A MOMENT AND JUST FOCUS ON A) THE COLOUR OF THAT DRESS, AND B) HOW CUTE SHE IS.

Current Mood: amused

HEY GUYS GUESS WHO IS SUPER HOT.

( spoiler alert: it's not actually vanessa hudgens today )

In conclusion: UGH. PRETTY GIRLS.

I'm getting my haircut today, thinking about hacking off like. . .many inches, and then just letting it grow back over the rest of the summer and through the winter, because I CANNOT DEAL with this much hair in hot humidity and I am sick of ponytails. What are your thoughts, people on the internet who don't know what I look like?

Current Mood: giggly

Hahaha. So a bunch of people at

oldmarrieds posted a whole bunch of Z/V related pictures yesterday, but I missed the boat, which is TRAGIC because I have this ~~epic~~ moderately-sized collection of .jpegs in which Zac is basically just being a total dude and I want to punch him in the arm and tell him he's gross. THEREFORE.

Times Zac Efron Perved On His Hot Girlfriend In Public: A Love Story

Hint: If the perving is not obvious from his eyeline, look for his hands. I left out the tits in the sunglasses pic on purpose, because IDK. I feel like it's getting too much airtime. HE PERVS ON HER LOTS OF OTHER TIMES, TOO.

( i like that dress. it really brings out your boobs. )

And because I could not resist SERIOUSLY GUYS THEY ARE ADORABLE:

( MOAR! )

. . .yeah. That's all I've got, but if you guys have ~more somewhere that I didn't put up here, IDK feel free to link me to them in the comments. This is not exactly an exhaustive picspam, I'm sure.

Current Mood: lazy
Current Music: Noah and the Whale - 5 Years Time

OH JESUS, ROLLING STONE.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( this cut likes glitter and rainbows and sex with women )

I. CANNOT. EVEN. Like, there are words? BUT I DO NOT HAVE THEM. JUST. UGH LOOK AT THEM OMGOMOMGGGGGG.

(Also, I want to talk, at some point, about how Leighton and Jessica are cuddling/handholding in a bunch of the other photos, because Blair/Vanessa is the fiction-OTP of my LIFE and it sort of makes me think of that which is awesome.)

Current Mood: ...omg
Current Music: Vanessa Hudgens - Party On The Moon

LOLLL ALRIGHT SO. This afternoon this happened:

(more here, and OH BY THE WAY FOR SOME REASON THERE ARE TITS?)

And then, like six hours later, this happened:

(more here.)

BASICALLY, IF YOU LIKE THINKING ABOUT ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE AND HAVING SEX WITH THEM, TODAY IS YOUR DAY.

Current Mood: sleepy
Current Music: We The Kings - Secret Valentine

Honestly, Vanessa and her LITTLE ROCKSTAR FACE OMG are still making me capslock like a schoolgirl. If anyone is even close to as excited as I am, and would like to discuss this in bold-face font="5" all-caps? HIT ME UP on AIM.

Also, apparently

thelittlebang is asking writers to summarize their stories as lulzy trashy paperback blurbs. Tragically, they did not bank on my fic, which is honestly so ridiculous that you cannot summarize it in a way that is NOT comedy. Anyway:

MY HEART IS PLOTTING TREASON*, a Blake Lively/Leighton Meester '60s espionage AU
The year is 1960, and Miss Blake Lively is a CIA agent. With her new haircut and her hidden ability to look killer in a tux(1), she's the perfect candidate to go undercover in London, England, where the Soviets are stirring up something fishy. Working with MI6, she'll have to pose as a man to infiltrate the gang of the notorious Mikhail Badenov, a gun smuggler thought to be funded by dirty Soviet money. But what, exactly, do the Soviets have to do with the illegal English arms trade? It's possible that Blake is in for more than a few SURPRISES.

And has Blake met her match in Leighton Meesterovna, a plucky young Russian(2) dame with dark hair and dangerous ideas? Is Miss Meesterovna more than she appears to be? Worst of all, will Blake find out that her HEART IS PLOTTING TREASON?

(1) http://community.livejournal.com/bleighton_squee/251949.html#cutid1
(2) Sort of.
*Not the actual title. Probably.

Current Mood: lazy
Current Music: Boney M - Ra Ra Rasputin

LOLLLLL. So, okay. My

thelittlebang is a Blake Lively/Leighton Meester EPIC AU, in which Blake is a CIA agent undercover in the US and Leighton is a sort-of-Russian/sort-of-British spy AND THEY ~~DO IT~~ FIGHT CRIME. And

fivewhatfive not only offered to beta read it? She also made a LUDICROUS CRACK MANIP of Blake Lively in (sort-of) drag as a CIA agent and posted it on the internet.

IT IS HERE. YOU'RE WELCOME, UNIVERSE.

Also (via the judgey folks at

disneychannel), most gangsta shirt EVA, y/mfy/bitches?

(Relatedly, the rest of her latest Ecko Red shoot is here and here and here. Her hair is ridiculously glossy and pretty and they put her in kneesocks, and good goddamn.)

Current Mood: hung over.
Current Music: HIMYM - I'm Not That Guy

I feel like everything I want to say about the Oscars (or rather, what Zac and Vanessa did at the Oscars, because I long ago made the active choice to entirely ignore the awards part in favour of paying attention to things that don't make me angry) I have already said, repeatedly, in all-caps, at various posts in

oldmarrieds. But basically, they boil down to a combination of VHUDG: GODDAMN BE HOTTER and OMG THEIR FAACES GUYS THEY ARE LOOKING AT EACH OTHER OMG and ZACHARY. DID YOU ACTUALLY JUST TELL E NEWS THAT SOMETHING WOULD BE "PRETTY RAD?" ILUUUU.

In conclusion, ( this picture. )

They are ridiculously pretty. (And also I do not even think Zef understands where V's waist is, since he's physically incapable of not patting her butt in public. But that is sort of the best part.)

Does anyone here listen to The Spill Canvas? I can afford to iTunes one of their albums, and I'm waffling between One Fell Swoop and No Really, I'm Fine. Advice and/or links would be appreciated.

Current Music: Cute Is What We Aim For - Risque

Oh my GOD. So, a whole bunch of new behind-the-scenes HSM3 scans leaked onto the internet today, which is AWESOME and EXCITING, and OMGOMG there are a bunch that are super Zanessa Tisdale-y, and I felt the need to share.

In other words: PICSPAM! :D :D

( part one: i have a thing for VHudg in little-to-no makeup )

( part two: ZOMGZANESSATISDALE )

And, just because it's adorable:

Also, on a totally unrelated note: this song feels, to me, like a love ballad between Blake Lively and her purse dog. I am hoping I am not the only one.

Hanson - Penny & Me

Current Music: The Veronicas - Burnin' Up

So, okay. It's time once again for one of my "HAY GUISE YOU KNOW WHO IS HOT? VANESSA HUDGENS." posts. Because she is STILL TOTALLY HOT, and then this happened:

. . .and I died a little. Because, like - IDK, man. I am hoping that some of this is a queer thing, since a shockingly awesome proportion of my flist is queer, so you guys will just be all "high five, yeah, that outfit DOES make her hotter" and I won't have to explain. Because, YOU GUYS. She is ROCKING THE AVS. Her hair is all SHINY and she finally parted those stupid bangs so that she doesn't look like me in ninth grade when my mom was all, "I wish you'd just cut your bangs, sweetheart" and I was all "Shut up, mom, they make me look cool." SPOILER ALERT: THAT WAS NOT THE MOST FASHIONABLE YEAR OF MY LIFE.

But then. BUT THEN. Her pretty hair and butch sunglasses and little little tanktop are not even the BEST PART.

(If anyone has this in higher quality, help a gal out?)

I JUST. *handwaving* STUD BELT. JEANS. LITTLE BLACK TANK TOP. (We are ignoring the ridiculous shoes and comically-hideous fringe purse. Girl goes shopping with Ashley Tisdale, she gets a few free passes.) This is, like, THE OUTFIT THAT HOT CHICKS WEAR IN MY HEART. AND HOPEFULLY, YOURS TOO SO I DON'T FEEL LIKE A TOTAL CRAZY PERSON?

It is AMAZING and GORGEOUS and EPIC. And also totally feeds into my awesome Zanessa Tisdale canon in which she and Ashley and Zac all lie around V's house sharing clothes and feeling each other up and being the datingest ever, because come on this outfit is totally, adorably baby butch.

Current Mood: chipper
Current Music: Bowling For Soup - Girl All The Bad Guys Want

1. I'm back, after being away for the weekend. I have like a thousand jillion hundred posts on my flist to go through, because apparently you guys talk, like, a lot. Jeez.

2. An embarrassing number of those posts are along the lines of A;DSKLFJ ZANESSA TISDALE, which I can totally deal with.

3. Speaking of, two things. First of all (and this pic is 100% stolen from

vash_daily, because

echofades did a good job of it and I'm, like, lazy.).

[Poll #1329450]

4. Apparently VHudg and her other girlfriend Zac Efron went to the Golden Globes together or something? And it was interesting? All I know is that in the pictures that have been posted early her ass looks amazing in her dress, and she should get invited to more awards shows. I'm sure I'll discuss it more later, based on how easily amused I am by pretty women.

5. God, seriously. Coming back to the fact that I was away all weekend, I am so disgusting right now. This weekend was basically all about drinking, and all I've done is knock back gin-and-tonics and eat fast food. I'm pretty sure my pores taste like french fries, which is the grossest thing I've ever typed about myself in my LIFE. I feel like Zac Efron after a week-long video game bender.

Current Mood: good
Current Music: Spill Canvas - Staplegunned (Acoustic)

It's the first day of school for me today, which - I'm actually excited about, since I've decided the theme for 2009 is going to be "fuck it" (in a "being mellow" sense, not a "drop out of school" sense, don't worry). And I know it's also the first day back at work for a lot of people, and everybody's cranky and sleepy and blah blah do not wantttt, so. To that end?

It's cool, guys. French Maid Gabriella has a BSc from Stanford and she's waiting on Sharpay. She hates her job, too.

And finally, the picture that is apparently a few months old but that I just discovered like two days ago and is making me go :D :D :D :D like all the time?

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&MOTORBOAT;!!!

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Current Music: Marianas Trench - Cross My Heart