russia's greatest love machine

[pirateygoodness]

Honestly, Vanessa and her LITTLE ROCKSTAR FACE OMG are still making me capslock like a schoolgirl. If anyone is even close to as excited as I am, and would like to discuss this in bold-face font="5" all-caps? HIT ME UP on AIM.

Also, apparently thelittlebang is asking writers to summarize their stories as lulzy trashy paperback blurbs. Tragically, they did not bank on my fic, which is honestly so ridiculous that you cannot summarize it in a way that is NOT comedy. Anyway:

MY HEART IS PLOTTING TREASON*, a Blake Lively/Leighton Meester '60s espionage AU
The year is 1960, and Miss Blake Lively is a CIA agent. With her new haircut and her hidden ability to look killer in a tux(1), she's the perfect candidate to go undercover in London, England, where the Soviets are stirring up something fishy. Working with MI6, she'll have to pose as a man to infiltrate the gang of the notorious Mikhail Badenov, a gun smuggler thought to be funded by dirty Soviet money. But what, exactly, do the Soviets have to do with the illegal English arms trade? It's possible that Blake is in for more than a few SURPRISES.

And has Blake met her match in Leighton Meesterovna, a plucky young Russian(2) dame with dark hair and dangerous ideas? Is Miss Meesterovna more than she appears to be? Worst of all, will Blake find out that her HEART IS PLOTTING TREASON?

(1) http://community.livejournal.com/bleighton_squee/251949.html#cutid1
(2) Sort of.
*Not the actual title. Probably.