pirateygoodness

1. I'm back, after being away for the weekend. I have like a thousand jillion hundred posts on my flist to go through, because apparently you guys talk, like, a lot. Jeez.

2. An embarrassing number of those posts are along the lines of A;DSKLFJ ZANESSA TISDALE, which I can totally deal with.

3. Speaking of, two things. First of all (and this pic is 100% stolen from vash_daily, because echofades did a good job of it and I'm, like, lazy.).



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4. Apparently VHudg and her other girlfriend Zac Efron went to the Golden Globes together or something? And it was interesting? All I know is that in the pictures that have been posted early her ass looks amazing in her dress, and she should get invited to more awards shows. I'm sure I'll discuss it more later, based on how easily amused I am by pretty women.

5. God, seriously. Coming back to the fact that I was away all weekend, I am so disgusting right now. This weekend was basically all about drinking, and all I've done is knock back gin-and-tonics and eat fast food. I'm pretty sure my pores taste like french fries, which is the grossest thing I've ever typed about myself in my LIFE. I feel like Zac Efron after a week-long video game bender.