we used to kiss all night, now it's just a barfight

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O HAI GUYS, it's TEEN CHOICE AWARD POST TIME. Except not really, because there is no Vanessa Hudgens in this entry at all - THAT IS COMING LATER, I have a ton of pictures I feel like should LJ that I haven't. EXPECT A PICSPAM. FEEL FREE TO GET UPPITY IF I DON'T DELIVER BY THE WEEKEND.

Anyway. The TCAs happened. I am ignoring the fact that America's stupid president's stupid dog SORRY OBAMA IS A COOL GUY BUT HE IS NOT EVEN A CELBRITY, SHEESH got chosen over Shadow, because the pain is still fresh, and it is in my heart.

INSTEAD, I am focusing on things like the hotness of Leighton Meester:








. . .I am a little in love with her shoes. And also, Zac's inability to sit like a big kid and have a conversation at the same time. HE IS SO SQUIRMY, YOU GUYS ♥_♥



Also I just need to mention how much Ashley's grody boyfriend bothers me, because SERIOUSLY HE IS SO GROSS, and I do not understand why she is dating him. She is so hot! She has potential and lots of skills! He is a seven-foot-tall poorly-shaven creeper!

Exhibit A: Sniffing her hair on the red carpet, ew.


Exhibit B: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT BULLSHIT ON HIS CHEST. LIKE, WHY EVEN BOTHER WEARING A SHIRT AT ALL IF YOU'RE GOING TO LEAVE THE HOUSE IN THAT.


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