like the fist of an angry god

[pirateygoodness]

So, in reality I have a lot of mixed feelings about the shoot Blake Lively did for Esquire - like, on the one hand she looks really hot in the photos they ended up using, on the other there are a bunch of outtakes where it looks like HER BOTTOM HALF WAS LITERALLY SPRAYED WITH GREASE, and that is so weird and wrong and gross that I cannot even.

HOWEVER, OMG OUTTAKES FOR THE ESQUIRE SHOOT ARE UP AND I AM DYINGGGGG.











IN CONCLUSION: I'D HIT THAT.