pirateygoodness

TRUE CONFESSIONS TIME: I am secretly ecstatic that these two are back together.



JUST BEHOLD THOSE FLY MOTHERFUCKERS. DAMN.

Guys, I really just want them to like, keep being scruffy and drunk and obnoxiously tongue-kissing in public for like, ever. And maybe they could get a couple of really dumb Jack Russell terriers and dress them up in plaid bandannas or whatever and raise them as their tiny hipster children.

This has nothing to do with anything, except that it's jengrrrl's fault (as most things are). Well, and a little bit because thrace_ posted that manip of Blake Lively riding a unicorn.

Let's say, hypothetically, that the following Gossip Girl cast members were reincarnated as mythical creatures. What would they be?

ETA: APPARENTLY the answer to Leighton's question is very ~controversial, and I am not saying there is a CORRECT RESPONSE, but.



[Poll #1493013]

Also, oh god. There is this picture, and it involves Jessica Szohr and is a SPOILER FOR FUTURE EPISODES OF GOSSIP GIRL, but cuuuuuuute. I don't even care about the relationship that spoils for, VANESSA APPEARS TO BE SMILING. NOBODY IS STANDING HER UP OR RUINING HER EXPERIENCE AT THE SNOWFLAKE BALL OR BLACKMAILING HER OR BEING CHUCK BASS TO HER. PROGRESS, SHOW.

Also also, apparently Canadian iTunes now has season passes, which is rad because I love the CBC but hate subscribing to cable. GUESS WHO'S WATCHING THE ENTIRE SEASON OF THE MERCER REPORT? THIS LADY.

Sorry. This is probably funny to exactly seven people, but it is very funny if you're me, and I needed to capslock about it on the internet.

( blake and chace finally get that ice cream. )

So I kind of secretly love Vanessa on Gossip Girl, and by extension Jessica Szohr, but I never remember until dirty_diana posts an entry and then I'm like, OH SHIT YES, YOU'RE RIGHT, THOSE THINGS ARE AWESOME. But by then, she's beaten me to it. So you see my dilemma.

HOWEVER, these videos (which I'm sure are old if you actually follow the GG comms regularly, but I am lazy and fickle) in which Jessica inexplicably interviews other cast members about Gossip Girl S3 are singularly darling. Even the one with Penn, who is pathologically incapable of speaking in sentences shorter than twenty minutes long, bless him. You guys, she even made me like Ed Westwick, for about two minutes, which is nothing short of miraculous - in his interview, he literally cannot make eye contact with her without giggling like a big infatuated tool. It's super sweet. And then, to round things out, she flirts with Leighton.

Anyway. ( Under the cut. )

Guys, I kind of just love pop culture. I forget how fun it is when new things happen all the time and it's not summer anymore.