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OMG, you guys! It's FICATHON REVEAL TIME. Well, almost. The jb_ficexchange author list hasn't been posted yet, so the ~incredibly secret~ fic I wrote for that will have to remain ~totally secret~ for now.

However, I wrote two other stories, one for yuletide and one for the bleighton_squee ficathon:

Title: Things Less Awkward Than Falling In Love
Fandom: Disney Channel RPF
Challenge: Written for cereal as part of yuletide.
Pairing: David Henrie/Selena Gomez
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2,968
Summary: Selena still sits down next to him at lunch, wearing a Paramore t-shirt that he's seen a dozen times before, the one that's two sizes too big. But this time, he doesn't see his TV baby sister in her dorky band shirt - instead, he can't help seeing this banging hottie, wearing a top that clings at her shoulders and her boobs in a way that makes David want to start picturing her naked. That's the problem, right there.

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Title: "Illegal" Is Just Another Word for "Business Opportunity"
Fandom: Gossip Girl RPF
Challenge: Written for austen in the bleighton_squee Winter Ficathon.
Pairing: Blake Lively/Leighton Meester
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 8,982
Summary: In which Blake is a liquor smuggler and Leighton is a flapper and Chace runs an underground speakeasy for fabulous homosexuals. 1920s AU.

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Also, JENNIFER is a wicked temptress sin peddler evil crack dealer, and APPARENTLY I am watching Legend of the Seeker now. IDK why, as the entire canon is a complicated genre version of CHOOSE ABSTINENCE propaganda and I THINK WE ALL KNOW that I am all about chicks making out with stuff. But Kahlan (?) is really really really hot, in her flowy dresses of noble purity and then in her bondage gear of even more purity. (This. . .makes marginally more sense when you watch the show.)

DO ANY OF YOU WATCH LEGEND OF THE SEEKER? DO YOU KNOW OF ANY PICSPAMS WHERE KAHLAN IS MAKING PRETTY FACES OF ETERNAL SEXUAL FRUSTRATION? I think I need an icon. :|

So, I have written a lot of fic lately! It's all small stuff, but:

Like Tegan and Sara Meets Mia Thermopolis, 926 words.
Princess Protection Program, Carter/Rosie, PG-13

The Problem With Girls Named Maria, 339 words.
DC High (Disney RPF), Demi/Selena, PG-13, requested by amathela

This One Time, Mr. Efron and Ms. Hudgens Get a Puppy, 470 words.
DC High (Disney RPF), mentions of Mr. Efron/Ms. Hudgens, Demi/Selena

Things Everyone Knows About Dragons, 584 words.
Disney RPF AU,, Knight Demi/Princess Selena, PG-13, requested by jengrrrl

Also, if anyone is feeling especially benevolent and writing Yuletide Madness ficlets, my Dear Author letter is here.

For the record, my Yuletide nominations were: Bandslam (Bandslam, GUYS NOMINATE IT TOO IT WAS THE BEST FUCKING MOVIE), Jennifer's Body, HSMRPF, Wizards of Waverly Place, Transformers, and Princess Protection Program. Just, you know, in case any of you also loved those things and wanted to also write them for Yuletide.



ALSO, I've posted fic. At my fic journal, which all of you should friend. Recall, it's scurvyknavery.

Title: Let's Make A Scene (Like Movies In Our Dreams)
Fandom: Disney Channel RPF
Series: DC High
Pairing: Demi Lovato/Selena Gomez, subtle tones of Mr. Efron/Ms. Hudgens
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 10, 578
Summary: Tomorrow they have to go back to school, and they're going to take different stuff and have more homework and turn into almost-sophomores, and that's more than a little scary. But right now, Demi's got her best friend underneath her, laughing and tangling fingers in her hair and pulling her down for hundreds of the sweetest kisses ever. And it's miles away from the way they were four months ago, when Demi was tapping Selena on the knee and wishing as hard as she could for something exactly like this.
Notes: Oh my god, jengrrrl did so much to help me actually get my words out for this story, and girlboymusic beta-read. Thank you. The title is a lyric from Hey Monday's "Obvious."

This story is a direct sequel to i would add up what you mean to me, but. I think it stands on its own, but you're probably better off if you've read that story first.

Disclaimer: The characters in this story are based on real people, but this is a work of fiction - all events and actions are completely made up. Absolutely nothing in this story should be taken as fact. This original work of fan fiction is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License; attribution should include a link to this Livejournal post.

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