Happy 2010!

[pirateygoodness]

OMG, you guys! It's FICATHON REVEAL TIME. Well, almost. The jb_ficexchange author list hasn't been posted yet, so the ~incredibly secret~ fic I wrote for that will have to remain ~totally secret~ for now.

However, I wrote two other stories, one for yuletide and one for the bleighton_squee ficathon:

Title: Things Less Awkward Than Falling In Love
Fandom: Disney Channel RPF
Challenge: Written for cereal as part of yuletide.
Pairing: David Henrie/Selena Gomez
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2,968
Summary: Selena still sits down next to him at lunch, wearing a Paramore t-shirt that he's seen a dozen times before, the one that's two sizes too big. But this time, he doesn't see his TV baby sister in her dorky band shirt - instead, he can't help seeing this banging hottie, wearing a top that clings at her shoulders and her boobs in a way that makes David want to start picturing her naked. That's the problem, right there.

(here.)


Title: "Illegal" Is Just Another Word for "Business Opportunity"
Fandom: Gossip Girl RPF
Challenge: Written for austen in the bleighton_squee Winter Ficathon.
Pairing: Blake Lively/Leighton Meester
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 8,982
Summary: In which Blake is a liquor smuggler and Leighton is a flapper and Chace runs an underground speakeasy for fabulous homosexuals. 1920s AU.

(here.)


Also, JENNIFER is a wicked temptress sin peddler evil crack dealer, and APPARENTLY I am watching Legend of the Seeker now. IDK why, as the entire canon is a complicated genre version of CHOOSE ABSTINENCE propaganda and I THINK WE ALL KNOW that I am all about chicks making out with stuff. But Kahlan (?) is really really really hot, in her flowy dresses of noble purity and then in her bondage gear of even more purity. (This. . .makes marginally more sense when you watch the show.)

DO ANY OF YOU WATCH LEGEND OF THE SEEKER? DO YOU KNOW OF ANY PICSPAMS WHERE KAHLAN IS MAKING PRETTY FACES OF ETERNAL SEXUAL FRUSTRATION? I think I need an icon. :|