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Nov. 14th, 2009 09:39 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
pirateygoodnessDear Yuletide Author:
Hi! I'm already excited that you're here, because I cannot BELIEVE that you're devoting your time and hard work and creative energy into writing a story for ME. I bet it'll be just awesome.
I tried to be as specific as possible in my signup, in terms of what I'm dreaming of in a hypothetical Yuletide gift, but I thought I'd use this letter as an opportunity to explain my somewhat-difficult-to-comprehend tagging system, in case you want to read a little more about why I like each of these fandoms. Oh, and if you want to read any of the fic I've written, it's all archived at![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
scurvyknavery.
Princess Protection Program, Rosie Gonzales/Carter Mason
. . .okay, in short because they are the gayest gays to ever gay from gaytown. My thoughts on PPP are pretty succinctly summarized by this overly-detailed picspam, if you're interested. If you want some better ideas, uh. I'd really just like some dorky teenage making out as a coda to the movie, ideally with some lame princess jokes - nothing rated stronger than an R, though, if you please. I have a squick about porn featuring underage Disney stars, I'm sorry.
Bandslam, Sa5m/Will Burton
So, Sa5m is my favourite. Like, my favourite, in this intensely personal way where I do not actually think I could ever write fic about her, because I identified too strongly with her in the movie and it would come out creepy and over-sharing. I am actually totally satisified with Sa5m gen, if you think that's something you could do justice to, but I also know that writing gen fic is kind of really hard, and I did think she was really, heart-twistingly sweet with Will in the movie, so. Your call!
Jennifer's Body, Jennifer/Needy
The big entry where I discuss my very serious/all caps feelings on this movie is here. Basically, I love what this film did with the stereotypical "best friends" relationship, and nothing would make me happier than to see a bit of that and how it unfolded before the beginning of the movie. (Also, THIS CAN BE PORN. I AM TOTALLY ALL OVER BEING OKAY WITH THAT.)
RPF - Disney, Demi Lovato/Joe Jonas/Selena Gomez
You do not have to write me a triangle, here, although if you wanted to I would not say no. I am actually pretty easygoing for this pairing - I adore Demi/Selena beyond words, and I really enjoy reading about them, but if you are more comfortable with het, Demi/Joe is totally fine with me as long as it's cute and Joe isn't in love with either of his brothers. My only real request here is that it be sweet, and have a happy ending, and not be rated any stronger than R. I do have a smut-squick when it comes to Demi and Selena, just because they're underage.
Anyway. Do with that what you will, Writer. This is a very long letter, I realize that - I am the type of person who likes lots of guidance from my recipient when I write Yuletide, so I like to assume that my writers are the same sorts of people.
Love,
pirateygoodness
Hi! I'm already excited that you're here, because I cannot BELIEVE that you're devoting your time and hard work and creative energy into writing a story for ME. I bet it'll be just awesome.
I tried to be as specific as possible in my signup, in terms of what I'm dreaming of in a hypothetical Yuletide gift, but I thought I'd use this letter as an opportunity to explain my somewhat-difficult-to-comprehend tagging system, in case you want to read a little more about why I like each of these fandoms. Oh, and if you want to read any of the fic I've written, it's all archived at
scurvyknavery. Princess Protection Program, Rosie Gonzales/Carter Mason
. . .okay, in short because they are the gayest gays to ever gay from gaytown. My thoughts on PPP are pretty succinctly summarized by this overly-detailed picspam, if you're interested. If you want some better ideas, uh. I'd really just like some dorky teenage making out as a coda to the movie, ideally with some lame princess jokes - nothing rated stronger than an R, though, if you please. I have a squick about porn featuring underage Disney stars, I'm sorry.
Bandslam, Sa5m/Will Burton
So, Sa5m is my favourite. Like, my favourite, in this intensely personal way where I do not actually think I could ever write fic about her, because I identified too strongly with her in the movie and it would come out creepy and over-sharing. I am actually totally satisified with Sa5m gen, if you think that's something you could do justice to, but I also know that writing gen fic is kind of really hard, and I did think she was really, heart-twistingly sweet with Will in the movie, so. Your call!
Jennifer's Body, Jennifer/Needy
The big entry where I discuss my very serious/all caps feelings on this movie is here. Basically, I love what this film did with the stereotypical "best friends" relationship, and nothing would make me happier than to see a bit of that and how it unfolded before the beginning of the movie. (Also, THIS CAN BE PORN. I AM TOTALLY ALL OVER BEING OKAY WITH THAT.)
RPF - Disney, Demi Lovato/Joe Jonas/Selena Gomez
You do not have to write me a triangle, here, although if you wanted to I would not say no. I am actually pretty easygoing for this pairing - I adore Demi/Selena beyond words, and I really enjoy reading about them, but if you are more comfortable with het, Demi/Joe is totally fine with me as long as it's cute and Joe isn't in love with either of his brothers. My only real request here is that it be sweet, and have a happy ending, and not be rated any stronger than R. I do have a smut-squick when it comes to Demi and Selena, just because they're underage.
Anyway. Do with that what you will, Writer. This is a very long letter, I realize that - I am the type of person who likes lots of guidance from my recipient when I write Yuletide, so I like to assume that my writers are the same sorts of people.
Love,
pirateygoodness