i need a sexier Leighton icon. this is an oversight.

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Question: How is this a real movie? It is listed, BTW, as "The Uncatchable Cowgirl Bandits of Nottingham, Texas." LIKE, JUST IN CASE "COWGIRL BANDITS" HADN'T SOLD YOU.

Starring the red-hot talents of Leighton Meester and Amanda Heard, COWGIRL BANDITS blends the excitement of ‘Thelma & Louise’ with the sexed-up energy of ‘Coyote Ugly’, to create a new kind of heist movie. Make no mistake, these bandits mean business.

Texas, present day and ‘the man’ has come to town. With a ton of cash and a shortfall of morals, a ruthless businessman threatens to wash away the American Dream by buying-out the local bank. With the family business all but bankrupt and her father’s life-earnings under threat, Sara has to act fast. But there are only a handful of places which stock this kind of cash: banks…

Uniting her high school friends, Ash (a smokin’ hot stripper) and the timid Julie, the trio become outlaws, launching themselves into daring bank robberies whilst improvising at every turn. But when the incognito gang are propelled to heroic status, bullets put a stop to the fun, and the girls are left with a single option: one last heist or the town goes to the dogs. (Source)

GUYS, ♥BANK ROBBING COWGIRL STRIPPERS STARRING LEIGHTON MEESTER.♥ This is TOTALLY making up for the vast, soul-crushing disappointment of the Tim Burton Alice soundtrack. THANK YOU, HOLLYWOOD. LET'S NEVER FIGHT AGAIN.


Also, if you guys have not taken a look at the femslash_today Porn Battle, you should. It's open for another week! HALF OF THE STORIES ARE CARA/KAHLAN, it's amazing! (Seriously, I have about twenty tabs open right now - three quarters of them are fic, the rest are recipes for chocolate pudding and my flist.)