i bet they've had sex.

[pirateygoodness]

GUYS CAN WE PLEASE DISCUSS LOST GIRL AND HOW IT IS LIKE FABULOUS GAY CHRISTMAS?

I admit, I was hesitant to start the season headfirst with +++ enthusiasm because the first episode has some incredibly transphobic, really problematic issues involving the monster-of-the-week arc and I couldn't enjoy the fabulous girlkissing so soon after that. It is a separate conversation that I think needs to be raised, because. . .very bad.

BUT AUGH I JUST WATCHED EP 3.03 AND I CAN NO LONGER CONTAIN MY GLEE, EVERYTHING IS WONDERFUL AND RAINING FABULOUS RAINBOW KITTENS AND BASICALLY THIS SEASON IS SUBTITLED "GAY CHRISTMAS."

I mean yes, yes, Bo sometimes blacks out and kills people. Whatever. That will be bad later.

For now,
1. SOMEONE FINALLY CALLED OUT KENZI FOR HER IRRATIONAL DISLIKE OF HOT DOCTOR LAUREN AND HER HOT DOCTOR FACE.
2. BUT IT'S OKAY BECAUSE ALSO KENZI AND VEX ARE BEST PALS, OF COURSE, THEY CAN BOND OVER LIQUOR AND EYELINER.
3. KISSING KISSING KISSING SO MUCH KISSING I LOVE EVERYTHING.
4. BECAUSE BO AND LAUREN LUUUUUURVE EACH OTHER.
5. ALSO THEY TOTALLY DO IT.
6. AND KISS AFTER.
7. OKAY I'M DONE BUT SERIOUSLY THAT EPISODE WAS HILARIOUS. I CANNOT STOP DYING. I WANT APPROX. INFINITY COLLEGE AUs IMMEDIATELY.

7A. ALSO EPISODE 1 COMPLETELY ESTABLISHED THAT SOMETIMES BO IS A BAD BAD GIRL AND WHERE IS THE FIC WITH THE SPANKING. JUST WONDERING.

In conclusion, I like stuff and TV is being good to me this season.