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[pirateygoodness]

Man. IDEK. I got spoiled for the ending of this episode by like four different people via Twitter (SPOILER ALERT: writing the word SPOILER in all-caps and then tweeting something is not actually adequate warning. Like, try not to [SPOILER] read the end of this sentence.) IDK. I don't really care, because it didn't involve one of my shiny, held-to-my-chest favourite favourites, but. I am pretty serious about not knowing what happens with them until I see it on my laptop the morning after it airs.

• OH MY GOD LOLLLLLL OH MY GOD PREGNANT CAPRICA. *clapclap* Tigh with his cigarette, WHICH HE HID BEHIND HIS BACK WHEN THE NURSE GOT AFTER COTTLE FOR SMOKING. Seriously, anytime Pregnant Caprica is ANYWHERE I get SO HAPPY. SHE JUST LOVES LOVE. AND HER DISASTER OF A FETUS. AND LOVE. Also, Tricia Helfer's hands are gorgeous.


(Aside: is there seriously ONE NURSE for all of humanity? If so, that lady is a saint. Also, I would pay money to see Cottle try to start a medical school for when he inevitably dies and can't service humanity anymore.)


• LOLLL LEE IS A DUMBASS.


• Tyrol is so cute, all trying to reconcile his cylon identity via pronouns. ALSO LOLLLL BABY NICKY ISN'T A HYBRID AFTER ALL. THIS IS HORRIFYING, YET KIND OF LOLARIOUS. ALSO: HE HAS TWO DADDIES? JUST LIKE HERA HAS NINETEEN THOUSAND MOMMIES? Adorbs.


• I remain totally, utterly on Kara's side in everything she does, and would like to hit Gaeta for her, because all he seems to do these days is antagonize people. (Also, in light of this conversation and all the ha-ha-you-have-one-leg jokes, I am not sure if it's better or worse that Gaeta's sexuality was made canon after the end of the series finished shooting. I do know, however, that I remain eternally bored with Tom Zarek and would like it if he and Gaeta and their stupid bullshit was, like, somewhere else.)


• Re: Adama/Roslin? GROSS. Also, BORING.

In unrelated news, though, Bones this week was pretty much amazing. The first one had ridiculous costumes and Emily Deschanel was gorgeous and CANADA JOKES! The second one had HOCKEY and also a guest spot by Chyler Leigh's husband, JAN JAN THE CHEERLEADING MAN.