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Aug. 6th, 2009 11:45 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
pirateygoodnessReactions to True Blood 2.06 and 2.07 (the two most recent episodes), because I finally sat down and got myself caught up.
∗ OH JESUS, BILL PERFORMING IN A VAMPIRE SPEAKEASY. I CANNOT DECIDE IF I WANT TO a) DIE LAUGHING or b) COERCE MY FRIENDS AND LOVED ONES INTO WRITING 1920s VAMPIRE SPEAKEASY AUs. COME FOR THE LIQUOR: WE HAVE SEX COVERED IN BLOOD!
∗ BRB, DYING: "All of those put together ain't half as bad as if you do it to a vampire. Or to a dude. Or a vampire dude."
∗ Sam and Denise in early 2.06 were the cutest EVER and I know he's going to get his heart broken, because he is Sam and that is what happens to him, but I wish he and the cute waitress would just stay together forever and have lots of sex on pool tables, and one day have a lot of very confused half-deer, half-dog children.
Also, OH MY GOD WHAT. WHAT WHAT WHAT. I was expecting Sam to be IDK, REALLY EMO, not POTENTIALLY SACRIFICED BY STUPID MICHELLE FORBES WHAT. I am, on the one hand, glad for a storyline that gives my bb Sam something to do and doesn't make Tara really really depressing. On the other hand, oh my god I am so over Admiral Cain: Satan. IDK. The obvious solution here is Satan vs. Vampires: Battle For Bon Temps, which is unlikely but would be kind of awesome.
♥ INFINITY HEARTS for Jessica and Hoyt, I was literally BITING MY FIST AND SQUEALING through all of their scenes. They are just precious and high comedy and wonderful.
∗ The entire Sookie/vampire/church storyline is driving me NUTS, I am way too invested. JASON: DON'T BE DEAD! BILL: I DO NOT LIKE YOUR SLUTTY MOM, GO RESCUE SOOKIE! ERIC: YOUR GREASY HAIR IS TOO EMO FOR ME! SOOKEHH: OMGOMGOMGOMG♥!
In conclusion: seriously, vampire speakeasy. Think about it.
∗ OH JESUS, BILL PERFORMING IN A VAMPIRE SPEAKEASY. I CANNOT DECIDE IF I WANT TO a) DIE LAUGHING or b) COERCE MY FRIENDS AND LOVED ONES INTO WRITING 1920s VAMPIRE SPEAKEASY AUs. COME FOR THE LIQUOR: WE HAVE SEX COVERED IN BLOOD!
∗ BRB, DYING: "All of those put together ain't half as bad as if you do it to a vampire. Or to a dude. Or a vampire dude."
∗ Sam and Denise in early 2.06 were the cutest EVER and I know he's going to get his heart broken, because he is Sam and that is what happens to him, but I wish he and the cute waitress would just stay together forever and have lots of sex on pool tables, and one day have a lot of very confused half-deer, half-dog children.
Also, OH MY GOD WHAT. WHAT WHAT WHAT. I was expecting Sam to be IDK, REALLY EMO, not POTENTIALLY SACRIFICED BY STUPID MICHELLE FORBES WHAT. I am, on the one hand, glad for a storyline that gives my bb Sam something to do and doesn't make Tara really really depressing. On the other hand, oh my god I am so over Admiral Cain: Satan. IDK. The obvious solution here is Satan vs. Vampires: Battle For Bon Temps, which is unlikely but would be kind of awesome.
♥ INFINITY HEARTS for Jessica and Hoyt, I was literally BITING MY FIST AND SQUEALING through all of their scenes. They are just precious and high comedy and wonderful.
∗ The entire Sookie/vampire/church storyline is driving me NUTS, I am way too invested. JASON: DON'T BE DEAD! BILL: I DO NOT LIKE YOUR SLUTTY MOM, GO RESCUE SOOKIE! ERIC: YOUR GREASY HAIR IS TOO EMO FOR ME! SOOKEHH: OMGOMGOMGOMG♥!
In conclusion: seriously, vampire speakeasy. Think about it.
