if every vampire who says he was at the crucifixion actually was, it would've been like woodstock

[pirateygoodness]

So, yeah. True Blood.

I honestly have no excuse for not watching this the day of except "IDK, lazy," but still. I WATCHED IT, OKAY? THAT IS WHAT COUNTS.

Things I Do Not Care About:
1. Eric.
2. Eric and his Magical Vampire Daddy Maker/Boyfriend Godric. I get that they're trying to do a whole Anointed One thing, where he's really powerful and looks like a skinny gay club kid and that's ~comedy juxtaposition, but I am just having trouble taking him seriously.

Things I Care Very Deeply About:
1. Jason continuing to be dumb yet awesome, all the time. He's like a golden retriever puppy that shoots things!
2. Jason and Bill! I WONDER IF THEY WILL GO FISHING TOGETHER, NOW THAT THEY'RE BFFS.
3. SOOKEHHHHH. (IMAGINE THAT I BURST THROUGH A CHURCH DOOR SCREAMING THAT WITH MY SHIRT BILLOWING IN THE WIND, BECAUSE LOL THAT WAS THE BEST EVER.)
4. POOR BB JESSICA. :(

Also, oh my godddd this whole Michelle Forbes: Lulzy Puppet-Master Satan thing is creeping me out so much. I feel like - I don't know. Violated on the characters' behalf, I guess. Which, on the one hand, means I guess they are putting together a good story? On the other hand SWEET BABY JESUS STOP IT, IT MAKES MY SKIN CRAWL.

I've totally lost track of everyone who watches the show on my flist, but - what did you guys think?