who am i?

So this photo of Zac Efron.

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I cannot look at it without thinking of this cat macro.



Guys, it is a serious issue.

that's all i can say. this is fight club.

!!!!!!!!!!

GUYS ASSIGNMENTS ARE OUT, AND OMFG. MY femslash09 IS GOING TO BE EPIC.

ETA: OH RIGHT, probably I should do a "Dear Author" letter instead of just running off to rub my hands in glee re: my own assignment. BASICALLY, dear author, I am very excited to have you writing me a story. I am absolutely certain that I will love it, because it will have chicks I like and they will be MAKING OUT, and that to me spells "awesome." I trust you.

In general (with one exception) I like: relationshippy girlsex, drunk just-for-the-night girlsex, sober just-for-the-night girlsex, kissing, giggling, holding hands, happy things, sweet things, and in-character things.

I tend not to like: tears, angst, any dubious consent/non-consenting sex, death, pregnancy, non-canon psychiatric issues, premature declarations of deep and abiding love.

If you want to read specifics about any of the pairings I requested, they are below the cut. Either way: OMG I can't WAIT!

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