i'm in disarray, i'm unkempt

Ohhh oh god you guys my bb Ashley Tisdale is like. I just want to squish her little face.

APPARENTLY after making out with Manpurse in Hawaii for her birthday, she and her mom and her sister and Manpurse went somewhere classy and SOMEONE GOT SOMETHING TATTOOED ON THEMSELVES.

I would be really horrified and disappointed, except that I suspect it is either of an ancient Chinese character that she will later discover means "hooker," or this beautiful artistic rendering of a maltipoo. Or possibly a dolphin. MISS TIZZ, NEVER CHANGE EVEN A LITTLE BIT.

ETA: OH GOD YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE THE BEST? If she got an "ironic" Louis Vuitton logo. I WISH I COULD EDIT THAT IN TO REPLACE "HELLO KITTY."

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Oh also, Adam Lambert is still winning that HBIC poll. Vote for someone who's actually a chick for me, yeah?

or do you take pride in being an insufferable know-it-all?

I know there's a meme, but austen and cidercupcakes did it this way, and I think it's clever.

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As an aside, because I am apparently going to a midnight showing of HP tomorrow night: any suggestions for snacks while we wait in line for seats? It is apparently going to be a while.