we wouldn't have to eat kraft dinner (but we would)

Several things:

1. Single-serving Reese's peanut butter cups. Why are they not so easy to buy outside of the period around Halloween, damn.

2. Ughhhh my posting date for rpf_big_bang is less than a week away and I am currently terrified that NOBODY IS GOING TO READ MY FANFICTION because it's Zac/Vanessa/Ashley, and that is not actually a real fandom so much as something I made up with girlboymusic and then like, some other people thought it was okay? I don't like being nervous about the internet, guys. I have better things to do.

3. There are days when How I Met Your Mother makes Canada jokes and they toe that line where I feel like they're closer to laughing-at than laughing-with, which makes me a little uncomfortable. Also, American TV writers have yet to figure out where and when "eh" placement sounds natural. This amuses me a lot more than I think it should.

4. LOL, that said, I will be viciously mocking/totally enjoying the hell out of Battle of the Blades from now until eternity.

Also, I wrote fic! fivewhatfive - helped, I guess? For complicated reasons, it is not a cowrite, but she wrote a bunch of the dialogue, so it pretty much is.

Title: Eight Six Seven Five Three Oh Nine
Fandom: Gossip Girl RPF
Pairing: Blake Lively/Leighton Meester
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1,646
Summary: She says it like I'm brushing my hair or something - like it's this totally appropriate thing to just drop into a casual phone call in the middle of the afternoon

here.