a very coherent entry related to zero inside jokes.

So APPARENTLY there are rumours that for the past two weeks I have been trapped in fivewhatfive's basement lair, awaiting rescue by thrace_. THIS IS PATENTLY FALSE. Everyone knows, fivewhatfive is easily distracted, and I always keep a fresh supply of sparkles and jingly keys in my pockets. I rescued my damn self.

Anyway, I've been spending the intervening time plotting revenge watching television and objectifying ladies, it's been great.

I saw the Rocky Horror episode of Glee, and - guys, I get that Ryan Murphy is a gay dude, and wants to write stories about gay dudes, and honestly if I had my own TV show it would be NOTHING BUT LESBIANS. But really I just want to watch the Very Special Brittany And Santana Episode, where they maybe buy a baby kitten and make a pact to go to the same college and be together forever.

I've also been PINING because there have been NO OLIVIA DUNHAMS on my TV at all, but this is helping a little.

( spoilers for 3.04 )

Also, frankly, I am horrified that thrace_ would not bring anyone on her totally unnecessary crack rescue team to give me a hug and buy me coffee afterwards. Like, say Myka Bering or Kahlan. Come on.