PSA: Stuff That's Awesome

So there is this meme, on Tumblr, where people are using cleverly-chosen caps of shows and movies to "remix" things into other genres. Guys, I sort of want it to be a fic meme, instead. I want to remix Castle into a show where Castle is a plucky journalist looking for his Big Story and Beckett is a jaded, battle-hardened demon slayer and together they roam the streets of New York, and mostly this involves Beckett wearing fetching leather jackets and rescuing Castle an awful lot. And maybe one of the sexy vampires she has to slay looks a lot like Leighton Meester, and maybe she's secretly dating an up-and-coming NYPD detective named Olivia Dunham WHATEVER.

Ooh, or Legend of the Seeker as historical-realism political drama, where there has been some kind of civil war over paternity and Richard is the new king and has to stop the serfs from revolting or whatever, while Cara and Kahlan make out/help?

Also, I meant to do a picspam post about this, but then I got busy. Basically: IF YOU ARE NOT WATCHING CAMELOT, YOU ARE A LOSER WHO HATES FUN. It is the most amazing Arthur retelling ever, because it features EVA GREEN'S CRAZY EYES, and guys I just want to give Morgan a hundred kingdoms and a shiny black pony and a cupcake and AS MANY MANWHORES AS SHE WOULD LIKE.

Possibly I am watching it wrong, I think I am supposed to be rooting for the shirtless blonde guy. He is very nice too, but basically Eva Green is rocking the shit out of every scene she's in, and I am pretty stoked for the rest of the season.