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pirateygoodnessOH RIGHT, like I was going to do an epic picspam of the Blair/Serena parts of this episode without discussing, in excruciating all-caps detail, the fact that there were CHICKS MAKING OUT. Ahahaha.
Gossip Girl 3.09: They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?: The Dan/Olivia/Vanessa Parts
So anyway, while Jenny is doing something with cotillion and Blair and Serena are in the elevator of Chuck's hotel makingout up, Dan and Vanessa decide to take Olivia out for a real college experience because she has to leave to go film Twilight Endless Nights 4.
No, actually.
So they go to some kind of Sexy College Party, where they drink ~tequila shots.~
And this happens. You see, the nerds from the World Domination Society are on to Dan and Vanessa and their ~nefarious plan~ to make her like college so much that she stays in it until she graduates. They want their goddamn vampire King Arthur movie.
"You're trying to get Olivia to abandon her calling as Queen of the Undead."
"You don't think Morgana could take over Camelot. Sorry, but Lancelot wouldn't let that happen, would he?"
GUYS ♥VANESSA♥ She totally reads Endless Nights fanfiction like all the time. Also, I tried to capture it in these caps (and totally failed), but Jessica was doing this amazing, darling tipsy swaying thing the entire time, no matter who was talking, and it was just perfect.
OH. OH. AND THEN Olivia gets some phone call where her managers tell her that she has to doTwilight Endless Nights 4 FOR SURESIES and so she has to leave college, and they all end up drunk and sad at Dan's place. Possibly they're playing something called "Beer Boggle," which I am positive is not a real game, but if it is then I have MISSED OUT on an important part of college. Seriously, what kind of fancy pants New York college kids are these that get drunk with Boggle instead of cards. Also, Jessica Szohr absolutely entrances me with her drunk faces. She is clearly an A+ pro at parties.
They discuss how they are going through the List Of Stuff To Do In College, and they got 14 out of 15, and the only one they haven't done just HAPPENS to be "Have a Threesome." They awkwardly lol about how NOPE, NOPE, NEVER DONE THAT.
SO, VANESSA AND DAN AND OLIVIA HAVE A THREESOME, BECAUSE THE CAMPUS PAPER TOLD THEM TO, AND OH MY GODDDD OH MY GOD YOU GUYS.
YOU GUYS.
YOU GUYS.
IT WAS THE BEST EVER. I mean, not just because OMGG VANESSA KISSED A GIRL (and it has always been my secret dream that she will turn out to be a big gaymo by the end of the series, which whatever I know Chuck was the gay one in the books, JUST LET ME HAVE THIS) and also because REALLY I JUST LIKE IT WHEN VANESSA KISSES ANYBODY. I JUST. LOOK AT THEM.
Vanessa gives this PERFECT look of OMG CAN WE right before it starts, and the bit. Where it's a wide shot and Olivia is about to kiss Dan and then she looks over at Vanessa, UNFF WHY IS THIS SO APPEALING TO ME. And then they are so SWEET and TENTATIVE and like, basically this is exactly what I had in my head when I wrote parts of Like Wishes, Wise Men and Blind Mice except ACTUALLY HAPPENING ON MY TV WITH MY LITTLE GOSSIP PEOPLE.
Okay, also. THIS PART RIGHT HERE. Like, over and above the part where it is two chicks making out, there is this MOMENT, right before Vanessa kisses Olivia, where she just glances over at Dan to double-check that it's okay and she's wearing her SWEET LITTLE HIPSTER CARDIGAN and oh GOD, my heart grew roughly six sizes in that moment.
LOOK AT THOSE FUCKING FACES. You guys, VANESSA KISSED A GIRL AND SHE LIIIIIKED IT, OH MY GOD. She is going to get her cute bicurious heart TRASHED the morning after but RIGHT NOW LET'S FOCUS ON HOW SWEET AND HAPPY AND SHY THEY LOOK.
IN CONCLUSION, THIS IS THE BEST SHOW IN THE HISTORY OF TELEVISION.
So anyway, while Jenny is doing something with cotillion and Blair and Serena are in the elevator of Chuck's hotel making
No, actually.
So they go to some kind of Sexy College Party, where they drink ~tequila shots.~
And this happens. You see, the nerds from the World Domination Society are on to Dan and Vanessa and their ~nefarious plan~ to make her like college so much that she stays in it until she graduates. They want their goddamn vampire King Arthur movie.
"You're trying to get Olivia to abandon her calling as Queen of the Undead."
"You don't think Morgana could take over Camelot. Sorry, but Lancelot wouldn't let that happen, would he?"
GUYS ♥VANESSA♥ She totally reads Endless Nights fanfiction like all the time. Also, I tried to capture it in these caps (and totally failed), but Jessica was doing this amazing, darling tipsy swaying thing the entire time, no matter who was talking, and it was just perfect.
OH. OH. AND THEN Olivia gets some phone call where her managers tell her that she has to do
They discuss how they are going through the List Of Stuff To Do In College, and they got 14 out of 15, and the only one they haven't done just HAPPENS to be "Have a Threesome." They awkwardly lol about how NOPE, NOPE, NEVER DONE THAT.
SO, VANESSA AND DAN AND OLIVIA HAVE A THREESOME, BECAUSE THE CAMPUS PAPER TOLD THEM TO, AND OH MY GODDDD OH MY GOD YOU GUYS.
YOU GUYS.
YOU GUYS.
IT WAS THE BEST EVER. I mean, not just because OMGG VANESSA KISSED A GIRL (and it has always been my secret dream that she will turn out to be a big gaymo by the end of the series, which whatever I know Chuck was the gay one in the books, JUST LET ME HAVE THIS) and also because REALLY I JUST LIKE IT WHEN VANESSA KISSES ANYBODY. I JUST. LOOK AT THEM.
Vanessa gives this PERFECT look of OMG CAN WE right before it starts, and the bit. Where it's a wide shot and Olivia is about to kiss Dan and then she looks over at Vanessa, UNFF WHY IS THIS SO APPEALING TO ME. And then they are so SWEET and TENTATIVE and like, basically this is exactly what I had in my head when I wrote parts of Like Wishes, Wise Men and Blind Mice except ACTUALLY HAPPENING ON MY TV WITH MY LITTLE GOSSIP PEOPLE.
Okay, also. THIS PART RIGHT HERE. Like, over and above the part where it is two chicks making out, there is this MOMENT, right before Vanessa kisses Olivia, where she just glances over at Dan to double-check that it's okay and she's wearing her SWEET LITTLE HIPSTER CARDIGAN and oh GOD, my heart grew roughly six sizes in that moment.
LOOK AT THOSE FUCKING FACES. You guys, VANESSA KISSED A GIRL AND SHE LIIIIIKED IT, OH MY GOD. She is going to get her cute bicurious heart TRASHED the morning after but RIGHT NOW LET'S FOCUS ON HOW SWEET AND HAPPY AND SHY THEY LOOK.
IN CONCLUSION, THIS IS THE BEST SHOW IN THE HISTORY OF TELEVISION.
