gg 2.13: the hurt locket
Mar. 9th, 2010 06:42 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
pirateygoodnessGOSSIP GIRL! GIRL OF GOSSIPS! MY HAPPY GOSSIP PEOPLE!
Below is a vague picspam of things I loved from the latest episode, "The Hurt Locket." YOU CANNOT SAY NO TO THIS FACE, YOU GUYS.
Okay, so SERENA AND NATE YOU GUYS. SERENA. AND. NATE. I do not know the last time I have been this all over canon het (lie: it was Richard and Kahlan before I knew Cara existed) but omg. THEY ARE TRYING TO TAKE IT SLOW, EXCEPT THEY ARE BOTH PART GOLDEN RETRIEVER AND CANNOT CONTROL THEIR ~URGES. LIKE, AT ALL. BECAUSE THEY ARE DUMB AND BLONDE AND EVER SO PRETTY AND THEY BOTH JUST LIKE MAKING OUT SO MUCH.
Serena says: "We should try to take this slow."
Nate hears: "We should have sex for an hour and a half, instead of having a quickie."
CONVENIENTLY, THAT IS WHAT SERENA ACTUALLY MEANT, AND THEY HUMP ON ELEANOR WALDORF'S COUCH.
Also I love that the entire plot of this episode hinged around Serena not being enough of a slut, EXCEPT THEN SHE AND NATE HUMPED IN THE BACK OF THE FRENCH AMBASSADOR'S COAT CHECK. LIKE PUPPIES. ADORABLE, WELL-DRESSED, FUNCTIONALLY ILLITERATE PUPPIES.
Another thing I forgot I floved about this show: Blair having scenes with Serena where they like each other. SHE IS SWEETLY JUDGEY. SHE TAKES ONE LOOK AT SERENA'S FACE AND KNOWS EXACTLY HOW MUCH SEX SHE HAD AND IN WHAT POSITION.
Also, this scene:
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fivewhatfive
I maintain that at the very end of this, someone is getting their ass grabbed, and I'm pretty sure it's Blake Lively.
IDK. All the stuff with Rufus and Lily was lame, and Jenny has terrible hair, and also I really don't like Dan without Vanessa but he was mean to Rufus, and I can get behind that 100%. I hear Chuck Bass had a storyline, too? For me, THIS EPISODE WAS MOSTLY ABOUT SERENA AND NATE. AND KISSING.
IN CONCLUSION: SEPARATED AT BIRTH, Y/MFY/WOOF?
Dearest show, never change, ever.
XOXO,
pirateygoodness
Below is a vague picspam of things I loved from the latest episode, "The Hurt Locket." YOU CANNOT SAY NO TO THIS FACE, YOU GUYS.
Okay, so SERENA AND NATE YOU GUYS. SERENA. AND. NATE. I do not know the last time I have been this all over canon het (lie: it was Richard and Kahlan before I knew Cara existed) but omg. THEY ARE TRYING TO TAKE IT SLOW, EXCEPT THEY ARE BOTH PART GOLDEN RETRIEVER AND CANNOT CONTROL THEIR ~URGES. LIKE, AT ALL. BECAUSE THEY ARE DUMB AND BLONDE AND EVER SO PRETTY AND THEY BOTH JUST LIKE MAKING OUT SO MUCH.
Serena says: "We should try to take this slow."
Nate hears: "We should have sex for an hour and a half, instead of having a quickie."
CONVENIENTLY, THAT IS WHAT SERENA ACTUALLY MEANT, AND THEY HUMP ON ELEANOR WALDORF'S COUCH.
Also I love that the entire plot of this episode hinged around Serena not being enough of a slut, EXCEPT THEN SHE AND NATE HUMPED IN THE BACK OF THE FRENCH AMBASSADOR'S COAT CHECK. LIKE PUPPIES. ADORABLE, WELL-DRESSED, FUNCTIONALLY ILLITERATE PUPPIES.
Another thing I forgot I floved about this show: Blair having scenes with Serena where they like each other. SHE IS SWEETLY JUDGEY. SHE TAKES ONE LOOK AT SERENA'S FACE AND KNOWS EXACTLY HOW MUCH SEX SHE HAD AND IN WHAT POSITION.
Also, this scene:
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fivewhatfiveI maintain that at the very end of this, someone is getting their ass grabbed, and I'm pretty sure it's Blake Lively.
IDK. All the stuff with Rufus and Lily was lame, and Jenny has terrible hair, and also I really don't like Dan without Vanessa but he was mean to Rufus, and I can get behind that 100%. I hear Chuck Bass had a storyline, too? For me, THIS EPISODE WAS MOSTLY ABOUT SERENA AND NATE. AND KISSING.
IN CONCLUSION: SEPARATED AT BIRTH, Y/MFY/WOOF?
Dearest show, never change, ever.
XOXO,
pirateygoodness