important things about things i like that do not involve powerful magic.

[pirateygoodness]

LOLL you guys I had a dream last night that Demi Lovato tweeted about losing her virginity, and I SWEAR TO GOD I woke up and thought it had actually happened. WHAT IS MY DEAL.

Also, okay. So there's this big bang (for the uninitiated: fic challenge for stories >10K words) for Gossip Girl taking signups, called xoxobigbang, and I sort of secretly really want to sign up. There is this epic story, involving Blair and Vanessa trapped in Manhattan (on Manhattan?) after the apocalypse, that I've been kicking around since I signed up for apocabigbang and had to bail, and I just like, want to. But I keep waffling, because like, what if I really want to spend a vast chunk of my summer writing epic Cara/Kahlan AUs instead? WHAT THEN.

The other thing we need to discuss, ladies and gents: THE FACT THAT SELENA GOMEZ AND LEIGHTON MEESTER ARE DOING A MOVIE TOGETHER, goodness gracious. I have a secret hope in my heart that Leighton will like, get her drunk and teach her to have fun, in a very gentle and only slightly age-inappropriate way.