devils and black sheep, really bad eggs
Dec. 13th, 2010 06:50 pmDISNEY WHAT THE HELL.
First Zac and Vanessa break up, and I realize this is not actually Disney's fault, but IT IS RELATED AND I AM SAD ABOUT IT OKAY.
And THEN a stupid TRAILER for POTC4 comes out. This being the film that I was quietly pretending was not happening, because any true POTC film must star Keira Knightley, this is an immutable rule. And yet this trailer exists, in which PENELOPE CRUZ STARS AS A SECOND RATE PIRATE WHO IS MOST CERTAINLY INFERIOR TO ELIZABETH SWANN, NOT THAT I'M BITTER, AND UGH I AM STILL FURIOUS ABOUT THIS YET I WANT TO GO SEE IT AT THE SAME TIME, AS IT IS THE FILM FRANCHISE OF MY LJ NAME AND ALSO MY HEART.
SO. MANY. FEELINGS.
First Zac and Vanessa break up, and I realize this is not actually Disney's fault, but IT IS RELATED AND I AM SAD ABOUT IT OKAY.
And THEN a stupid TRAILER for POTC4 comes out. This being the film that I was quietly pretending was not happening, because any true POTC film must star Keira Knightley, this is an immutable rule. And yet this trailer exists, in which PENELOPE CRUZ STARS AS A SECOND RATE PIRATE WHO IS MOST CERTAINLY INFERIOR TO ELIZABETH SWANN, NOT THAT I'M BITTER, AND UGH I AM STILL FURIOUS ABOUT THIS YET I WANT TO GO SEE IT AT THE SAME TIME, AS IT IS THE FILM FRANCHISE OF MY LJ NAME AND ALSO MY HEART.
SO. MANY. FEELINGS.
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