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LOLL so I'm reading Dead Until Dark, the first of the Sookie Stackhouse novels, and it is GLORIOUSLY TRASHY and also contains gems like this:

I lifted my hear and turned, and our lips met. It was blue fire, not orange-and-red flames, not that kind of heat: blue fire. After a second, his arms went around me. After another, my arms went around him. I began to feel boneless, limp. With a gasp, I pulled away.

"Oh, we can't, Bill."

I heard his breath draw in. "Of course not, if we're separating," he said quietly, but he didn't sound like he thought I meant it. "We should definitely not be kissing. Still less should I want to throw you back on the porch and fuck you till you faint."

and fuck you till you faint, guys. I cannot even. VAMPAHHR BEEYUL, YOU ROGUISH KNAVE. ♥_♥

Oh my god, you know what else we have to discuss? WAYS IN WHICH I FIND BLAKE LIVELY ATTRACTIVE. I realize this is part 340140 in a near-infinite series, but WHATEVER GUYS, I HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS. Anyway: these pictures came out yesterday, and asdflkjl;djf;ls her HANDS. (I am a little in love with them, alright? Be nice to me.)

( whatever, she's super hot. )

ANYWAY YES, PRETTY GIRLS. There is a post about Vanessa coming, because she is doing ALL OF THIS PROMO which I have yet to sit down and watch, but !!!!!! to that, too.