pirateygoodness: (hsm: let me clean you up)
You guys, I am starting to get concerned about Ashley Tisdale. I mean, yes yes yes, we LOL about how she broke up with Jared McDancerface because he is in a humiliatingly awful boy band called V Factory (LOLS). (Except! SCANDAL! V FACTORY DENIES THE RUMORS - "THE TIZZ IS ALL FOR JARED.")

And that is WHATEVER, because obvs that was a HSM showmance and BESIDES HE IS KIND OF A LAME BOYFRIEND, she could do better/just date Vanessa, AND THAT WOULD TOTES BE COOL.

Except now - NOW - she is apparently dating THE ICKY DIRECTOR OF HER GROSS MUSIC VIDEO and like, GOING TO BARS WITH HIM UNTIL 3AM, AND POSSIBLY - DEPENDING ON WHERE YOU GET YOUR GOSSIP - GIVING HIM LAPDANCES, which is just SKETCHY.

Like, Ashley just needs to not be the HSM celeb who has the meltdown, okay? YOU CAN BARELY TELL WHETHER OR NOT SHE'S SOBER WHEN SHE IS JUST BEING HER.

IDEK. Thoughts?


(Oh and also, Zac Efron was brilliant and articulate and took pretty pictures in his GQ cover, and Vanessa has a SELF cover that features her in a bikini in a way that's much less creepy than Ashley's SHAPE cover, but everyone else keeps talking about them better and first, so IDEK. I will maybe talk about them later, but probably I won't.)
pirateygoodness: (hsm: tonight the headphones will deliver)
[livejournal.com profile] girlboymusic: Guess who broke up with her boyfriennnnnnnd.
[livejournal.com profile] girlboymusic: Tizz.
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: LOL I knew that.
[livejournal.com profile] girlboymusic: FINE.
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: I figure after she went to the V-Factory show on New Year's, that was it.
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: They were TOO EMBARRASSING FOR TIZZ.
[livejournal.com profile] girlboymusic: That was the first time she found out he was in a band called V Factory.
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: It is a little ridiculous how pleased I am.
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: lollllllll
[livejournal.com profile] girlboymusic: She got there and she was like, "Wait a minute, wait a minute. You do WHAT for a living?"
[livejournal.com profile] girlboymusic: "Well, shit."
[livejournal.com profile] girlboymusic: And then she sat there covertly getting drunk and texting V with messages like, "Zac would never do this bullshit."
[livejournal.com profile] girlboymusic: "dear v - remember "bet on it"? a MILLION TIMES LESS EMBARRASSING than this."
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: lolllllllllll
[livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness: This why we are friends.
pirateygoodness: (hsm: pressed right to my chest)
[Poll #1374192]

Also: GUYS GUYS THE NEW DEATH CAB EP LEAKED, and because BASICALLY I AM THE QUEER CHICK VERSION OF SETH COHEN CIRCA S2-ish, I am absolutely GIDDY. "I Was Once A Loyal Lover" is AMAZING. Ugh, I just want to lie on my bed and listen to it on repeat for like six hours.
pirateygoodness: (hsm: tits yeah)
Vanessa Hudgens is ridiculously pretty. IDK if I have reiterated this recently, but it is still SO SO TRUE. Case in point.

OH AND. Blake Lively was on Letterman, and I cannot HANDLE how darling this interview is. It's like she's crossing over my RPF fandoms! SHE IS ON BREAK AND WANTS TO GO HOME TO GO TO DISNEYLAND. HER DOG IS A MALTIPOO JUST LIKE ASHLEY AND VANESSA. SHE IS THE GIGGLIEST, SWEETEST LITTLE stud PRINCESS IN ALL THE LAND, and it is just STUPIDLY PRECIOUS/HOT.



Also, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE MYSELF, but I sort of love Corbin Bleu's new single. I DON'T EVEN KNOW. LIKE, I AM ACTUALLY A LITTLE BIT ASHAMED OF THIS. But whatever whatever:

Corbin Bleu - Moments That Matter

SHARE MY PAIN. LISTEN WITH ME, KIDS.
pirateygoodness: (hsm: what's wrong bitch? too awesome?)
So anyway, I'm bored. Amuse me, internet.

[Poll #1368989]
pirateygoodness: (gg: never trust a spy.)
Honestly, Vanessa and her LITTLE ROCKSTAR FACE OMG are still making me capslock like a schoolgirl. If anyone is even close to as excited as I am, and would like to discuss this in bold-face font="5" all-caps? HIT ME UP on AIM.

Also, apparently [livejournal.com profile] thelittlebang is asking writers to summarize their stories as lulzy trashy paperback blurbs. Tragically, they did not bank on my fic, which is honestly so ridiculous that you cannot summarize it in a way that is NOT comedy. Anyway:

MY HEART IS PLOTTING TREASON*, a Blake Lively/Leighton Meester '60s espionage AU
The year is 1960, and Miss Blake Lively is a CIA agent. With her new haircut and her hidden ability to look killer in a tux(1), she's the perfect candidate to go undercover in London, England, where the Soviets are stirring up something fishy. Working with MI6, she'll have to pose as a man to infiltrate the gang of the notorious Mikhail Badenov, a gun smuggler thought to be funded by dirty Soviet money. But what, exactly, do the Soviets have to do with the illegal English arms trade? It's possible that Blake is in for more than a few SURPRISES.

And has Blake met her match in Leighton Meesterovna, a plucky young Russian(2) dame with dark hair and dangerous ideas? Is Miss Meesterovna more than she appears to be? Worst of all, will Blake find out that her HEART IS PLOTTING TREASON?



(1) http://community.livejournal.com/bleighton_squee/251949.html#cutid1
(2) Sort of.
*Not the actual title. Probably.
pirateygoodness: (avril: hell yeah i'm the)
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS.

SORRY.

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS

YOU GUYS.


BANDSLAM TRAILER. THE MOTHER-EFFING BANDSLAM TRAILER.

behind the cut )

(For the total losers uninformed, Bandslam is the new post-HSM Vanessa Hudgens movie, and she plays a ~punk rock kid~ and has to pretend-play the guitar and IDEK what the plot is, but FUCK THAT I DON'T CARE, VANESSA HUDGENS WOULD LIKE TO START SHREDDING, OKAY? HOLY FUCK BEST FILM EVER.)

(This. This is why I don't watch the Oscars.)

I DON'T KNOW IF I HAVE PROPERLY ARTICULATED MY LOVE FOR GIRLS WITH DARK HAIR WHO WEAR COMBAT BOOTS AND CUFFS AND SWEATERS WITH THUMB HOLES AND THROW DEVIL HORNS, BUT IT IS A SHOCKING AMOUNT OF LOVE, AND BASICALLY THIS MOVIE IS GOING TO MAKE MY HEART EXPLODE. LIKE, IN A GOOD WAY.
pirateygoodness: (hsm: pressed right to my chest)
I am really really sleepy? But - IDK, I was talking to [livejournal.com profile] fivewhatfive and cleaning up my desktop, and this happened.



I hope it helps. With any and all problems you might ever have.
pirateygoodness: (gg: rescuing chicks = stud pony stuff)
LOLLLLL. So, okay. My [livejournal.com profile] thelittlebang is a Blake Lively/Leighton Meester EPIC AU, in which Blake is a CIA agent undercover in the US and Leighton is a sort-of-Russian/sort-of-British spy AND THEY DO IT FIGHT CRIME. And [livejournal.com profile] fivewhatfive not only offered to beta read it? She also made a LUDICROUS CRACK MANIP of Blake Lively in (sort-of) drag as a CIA agent and posted it on the internet.

IT IS HERE. YOU'RE WELCOME, UNIVERSE.


Also (via the judgey folks at [livejournal.com profile] disneychannel), most gangsta shirt EVA, y/mfy/bitches?



(Relatedly, the rest of her latest Ecko Red shoot is here and here and here. Her hair is ridiculously glossy and pretty and they put her in kneesocks, and good goddamn.)
pirateygoodness: (hsm: omg are you for real?)
Flist, can we please discuss, for a moment, how Zac Efron is exactly the kind of nerd who decided to drag his super hot, infinitely patient girlfriend to the Watchmen premiere? Can we discuss how he was 100% up all night rereading it and trying to figure out what the movie was going to be like, because OMGOMGOMGCOMIXOMGOMG? Can we also discuss the perfect look of "Jesus fuck, boyfriend, IT IS A GOOD THING YOU ARE PRETTY" on V's face here? )

Can we ALSO discuss how this totally happened? Like. ZACHARY. Are you for REAL?

pirateygoodness: (hsm: spin me round; shake me down)
I feel like everything I want to say about the Oscars (or rather, what Zac and Vanessa did at the Oscars, because I long ago made the active choice to entirely ignore the awards part in favour of paying attention to things that don't make me angry) I have already said, repeatedly, in all-caps, at various posts in [livejournal.com profile] oldmarrieds. But basically, they boil down to a combination of VHUDG: GODDAMN BE HOTTER and OMG THEIR FAACES GUYS THEY ARE LOOKING AT EACH OTHER OMG and ZACHARY. DID YOU ACTUALLY JUST TELL E NEWS THAT SOMETHING WOULD BE "PRETTY RAD?" ILUUUU.

In conclusion, this picture. )

They are ridiculously pretty. (And also I do not even think Zef understands where V's waist is, since he's physically incapable of not patting her butt in public. But that is sort of the best part.)



Does anyone here listen to The Spill Canvas? I can afford to iTunes one of their albums, and I'm waffling between One Fell Swoop and No Really, I'm Fine. Advice and/or links would be appreciated.
pirateygoodness: (hsm: pressed right to my chest)
So, BASICALLY, a + b = c, where

a =





b =




and c = ♥__♥ !!!!!!!♥!!!!!!♥!!!

Tragically, I am not watching the Oscars (this is relevant, for those of you who are not TOTAL GIBBERING TINHATS, PS WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, because Zac and Vanessa are performing at the Oscars, and the two photos above are related to that). Mostly because I don't have cable, but also because I should be studying/will probably be working on outlining my [livejournal.com profile] thelittlebang or that Z/V fic I'm not ready to admit to writing. If any of you are ALSO not watching the Oscars and happen to be on AIM? HIT. ME. UP.
pirateygoodness: (hsm: let me clean you up)
Oh my GOD. So, a whole bunch of new behind-the-scenes HSM3 scans leaked onto the internet today, which is AWESOME and EXCITING, and OMGOMG there are a bunch that are super Zanessa Tisdale-y, and I felt the need to share.

In other words: PICSPAM! :D :D




part one: i have a thing for VHudg in little-to-no makeup )



part two: ZOMGZANESSATISDALE )


And, just because it's adorable:




Also, on a totally unrelated note: this song feels, to me, like a love ballad between Blake Lively and her purse dog. I am hoping I am not the only one.

Hanson - Penny & Me
pirateygoodness: (hsm: freud called. your mom's a hottie.)
I have been avidly reading basically unsubstantiated rumors that VHudg might do a movie (the film adaptation of a comic called Dead @ 17) that involves her being a TEENAGE ZOMBIE CRIME/DEMON FIGHTER, which - okay, it would be a gong show of a film and she prooobably shouldn't do it? But I would DIE of giggles if she did.


Tonight, I plan to alternate between poking at outlining for my [livejournal.com profile] thelittlebang fic, possibly rewatching all the best bits from HSM3 (you guys, that movie gives me so many feelings I can barely articulate it), and being a LAZY SELFISH TOOL. It's going to be awesome.


In conclusion, I leave you guys with this, the SINGLE TRIPPIEST ANIMATED .GIF EVER MADE. I swear to god, watching it is like being stoned. I can't even handle it.

pirateygoodness: (rpf: . . .she's a SLUTTY nurse.)
So, I watched Katee Sackhoff's episode of Nip/Tuck.

1. She is REALLY REALLY PRETTY, and drives a Harley and wears eyeliner and basically looks about a millisecond away from bursting into happy giggles at any given moment. It's amazing.

2. JESUS FUCK THAT SHOW. The medical ethics drive me up the effing WALL, I had to fast forward through like every scene Katee wasn't in. Seriously, WHO spoilers!? ) More to the point, in what UNIVERSE would someone ever think YEAH, I BET DOCTORS DO THAT ALL THE TIME, and WRITE THAT INTO A SCRIPT. What the FUCKING FUCK.

3. I don't care if you love Nip/Tuck or feel that it's ~serious art~. I stand by point #2.



Also, it is Gay Sex Capslock Thursday at [livejournal.com profile] ashnessa_squee for like. . .one to four more hours, depending on your time zone. WOO!
pirateygoodness: (hsm: staplegunned right to my side)
OMG LOLLL.

Read more... )

For those of you too lazy to watch a three minute YouTube video? We are lolling at the part (at 2:30) where Zac gets given some HSM promo stuff, finds a photo of Tizz, and goes "I miss Ashley, I haven't seen her in a couple of days. I'll probably call her when I get back home and see how she's doing. She's very jealous that we're here without her."

I mean, ignoring Zac's Short Easy Sentences For Japanese Translators voice (which. . .I was totally guilty of in Korea, I can't fault him), we are lolling at the fact that a) Ashley OBVS misses her best bf and gf and reminds them constantly that BTW, America is boring and stupid and what the fuck why are they off in stupid Japan without her, and b) a couple days? Seriously, the three of them are so OT3.

(In the canon of my heart, they all basically live at V's house and see each other every day for, like, video games and giggling and feeling each other up. This is not helping that.)
pirateygoodness: (hsm: let's get gay married!)
So, uh. It's possible that I was talking to people and accidentally tripped and created [livejournal.com profile] ashnessa_squee, which is a deadly cracktacular LJ comm for people who like a) Vanessa Hudgens, b) Ashley Tisdale, c) looking at pictures of them together and going ". . .OMG MAKE OUT PLZ"; and d) typing in capital letters.

Join? :D?

(I also feel like I should pimp [livejournal.com profile] vash_daily here - it's not my comm at ALL but it does a really good job of being an awesome place for V/Ashley as BFFs, and has pretty pretty pictures.)


Also, this is the part where I tell everyone that I signed up for [livejournal.com profile] thelittlebang, and that you all should do it too! I think I'm going to go with Blake/Leighton James Bond AU, mostly because I want to write about gay spies in drag and make Leighton a Russian communist and possibly set the whole goddamn thing in the sixties just so I can make lots of wildly sexist jokes and pretend I'm Ian Fleming. It's totally possible I'll write 15,000 words of Vanessa and Ashley snuggling on my own time, just because. ANYWAY. Apparently, it is also BYO Beta Reader? So if any of you are interested in beta-ing 15,000 words of absolutely cracky Blake/Leighton AU and patiently laughing when I go on a James Bond tangent, here would be the place to let me know!



Does anyone have a copy of "Freak-a-Leek"? Like, the rap song from three or four years ago? I've only got the remix, and feel like it's time I actually hear the original.
pirateygoodness: (hsm: let's get gay married!)
So, like. I was checking my flist, as one does, and I noticed this pic of Tizz from the weekend on [livejournal.com profile] anythingdisney. And I glanced at it for a moment, and thought to myself, ". . .hey. I've seen that hideous ring somewhere before."

creepy paparazzi pictures, but :D :D :D! )

Like. I notice this stuff mostly for lulz, because it amuses me and - IDK, to me it screams homo, because I would never do that with chicks I wasn't like, sleeping with, but. Evidently totally heterosexual BFFs swap outfits and sweaters and t-shirts all the time? Still:

[Poll #1341079]
pirateygoodness: (gg: i do it to my friends all the time.)
I - okay. This is sort of hard to explain, but it's so awesome it made my FACE MELT and I need to share it with all of you. Basically [livejournal.com profile] bartzina13 is a hilarious Blake/Leighton crack mastermind, and she decided that OBVIOUSLY WHAT GOSSIP GIRL FANDOM NEEDS is fansubs of the pilot, rewritten as if Blair and Serena are gay and Nate is a stripper and Rufus is hilarious and just. You need to WATCH IT, and I guarantee you will spend the entire 40 minutes doubled over your keyboard, cackling like a lunatic. IT IS THAT GOOD.

(ETA: OH, MAYBE A LINK TO IT WOULD BE NICE? It's here.)

Basically, it also reminds me of how much I LOVE Gossip Girl when I'm totally ignoring everyone jizzing over how great Chuck Bass and old people kissing are (which. . .sorry guys, I love that you love him, just. . .we have got to agree to disagree), and makes me want to do a Blake/Leighton James Bond AU for [livejournal.com profile] thelittlebang like, REALLY hard. (It would be awesome! Blake could be a rakish, scotch-swilling spy and I could put her in drag again, because apparently I find that sort of hot! Leighton could be a gorgeous, knife-throwing femme fatale who's sort of slutty! TOGETHER, THEY HATE COMMUNISTS!?)


Anyway, now I have to run to class, even though [livejournal.com profile] oldmarrieds (switching fandoms now) has like, 13409823048 posts about how basically, Zac and Vanessa went to Japan and made googly eyes at each other and did ridiculous things and Zac was a total, total dorkface. Which, at the moment, sounds like a lot more fun than what I'LL be doing with my morning.
pirateygoodness: (hsm: let the people see your pretty face)
So, okay. It's time once again for one of my "HAY GUISE YOU KNOW WHO IS HOT? VANESSA HUDGENS." posts. Because she is STILL TOTALLY HOT, and then this happened:



. . .and I died a little. Because, like - IDK, man. I am hoping that some of this is a queer thing, since a shockingly awesome proportion of my flist is queer, so you guys will just be all "high five, yeah, that outfit DOES make her hotter" and I won't have to explain. Because, YOU GUYS. She is ROCKING THE AVS. Her hair is all SHINY and she finally parted those stupid bangs so that she doesn't look like me in ninth grade when my mom was all, "I wish you'd just cut your bangs, sweetheart" and I was all "Shut up, mom, they make me look cool." SPOILER ALERT: THAT WAS NOT THE MOST FASHIONABLE YEAR OF MY LIFE.

But then. BUT THEN. Her pretty hair and butch sunglasses and little little tanktop are not even the BEST PART.


(If anyone has this in higher quality, help a gal out?)

I JUST. *handwaving* STUD BELT. JEANS. LITTLE BLACK TANK TOP. (We are ignoring the ridiculous shoes and comically-hideous fringe purse. Girl goes shopping with Ashley Tisdale, she gets a few free passes.) This is, like, THE OUTFIT THAT HOT CHICKS WEAR IN MY HEART. AND HOPEFULLY, YOURS TOO SO I DON'T FEEL LIKE A TOTAL CRAZY PERSON?

It is AMAZING and GORGEOUS and EPIC. And also totally feeds into my awesome Zanessa Tisdale canon in which she and Ashley and Zac all lie around V's house sharing clothes and feeling each other up and being the datingest ever, because come on this outfit is totally, adorably baby butch.

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