*sigh* So, okay. I know that Ashley Tisdale is like, really really crazy, and that some of you Shruti hate her new single and/or video, WHATEVER. But I also know that:
1) She dumped Dancerface for sure, and now she is running around making out with Scott Speers in his car and shit, ew.
1a) This is made funnier by the fact that ALLEGEDLY he is directing the latest V-Factory video? (Since when are they successful enough to have music videos?) I CANNOT DECIDE IF IT WOULD BE BETTER IF JARED CRIED, OR STARTED A FISTFIGHT.
1b) LOL, V Factory.
2) She has a Twitter.
3) This has led to the discovery that her less famous sister, Shut-In Tisdale, also has a Twitter. It is not a very exciting Twitter.
4) There is word (read: un-source-able fandom intuition based on multiple interviews) that she still hangs out with Vanessa and Zac a lot, but never in public, because - and this is not my joke, but I am paying it forward to the internet because LOL - she cannot deal with being the third most famous person at Coffee Bean.
That said?
5) She is a total slamming hottie in this shirt, NGL.
In conclusion: awesome.
1) She dumped Dancerface for sure, and now she is running around making out with Scott Speers in his car and shit, ew.
1a) This is made funnier by the fact that ALLEGEDLY he is directing the latest V-Factory video? (Since when are they successful enough to have music videos?) I CANNOT DECIDE IF IT WOULD BE BETTER IF JARED CRIED, OR STARTED A FISTFIGHT.
1b) LOL, V Factory.
2) She has a Twitter.
3) This has led to the discovery that her less famous sister, Shut-In Tisdale, also has a Twitter. It is not a very exciting Twitter.
4) There is word (read: un-source-able fandom intuition based on multiple interviews) that she still hangs out with Vanessa and Zac a lot, but never in public, because - and this is not my joke, but I am paying it forward to the internet because LOL - she cannot deal with being the third most famous person at Coffee Bean.
That said?
5) She is a total slamming hottie in this shirt, NGL.
In conclusion: awesome.
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