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OH HEY REMEMBER HOW THE RUNAWAYS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST MOVIE IN THE HISTORY OF CINEMA? Because it stars KRISTEN STEWART as a BABYDYKE ROCK AND ROLL SINGER and I don't care what you think of Twilight, THAT IS HOT SHIT.

Anyway, MOTHERFUCKER YOU GUYS LOOK AT THIS.

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In conclusion: I AM EVER SO PLEASED THAT THIS FILM APPEARS TO EXIST.

So. The MTV Movie Awards, Y/N?

I am a little devastated that Vanessa did not win anything, because let's be honest: she's my FAVOURITE. It was, however, really sweet seeing her all :D :D :D over Ashley and Zac winning, and I kind of loved the colour of her dress. Ashley had this weird long-lost Jetson daughter thing going on that I thought was kind of cute, but apparently I am alone in that? Whatever.

LET'S LOOK AT SOME PICTURES OF PRETTY PEOPLE.

( i think you know which people. )

Also, Twilight swept the awards and it was lame. The only good part of it, really, was watching the presenters and non-teen-girl-audience get progressively more confused and creeped out as Twilight. Kept. Winning.

Also best? Kristen and Rob pulling the rug out from under the fans when they won best kiss, because let's be honest here - I'm kind of petty and really wanted Zac and Vanessa to win, and the next best thing is the winners effectively giving the middle finger to their fans because they are deeply and adorably cynical (Kristen) or belligerent drunks (Rob). OH ALSO I DON'T EVEN CARE, I HAVE SUCH A CRUSH ON KRISTEN STEWART. I mean, I can't actually bring myself to watch Twilight because I have a lot of issues with it, but DID YOU SEE WHEN SHE WON HER AWARD. AND SHE WAS ALL SHY AND AWKWARD AND GUYS SHE WORE CONVERSE WITH HER LITTLE DRESS AND THEN DROPPED THE AWARD AND WAS SO FLUSTERED AND OMG. I do not understand the hating, all I want to do is gay marry her.

SERIOUSLY. IF THIS IS NOT THE CUTEST OUTFIT YOU HAVE EVER SEEN, I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT.

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In conclusion: Leighton Meester looked PHENOMENAL. (And also presented an award to MILEY, who was ADORABLE and possibly the only person there who took the awards the right amount of seriously.)

( you REALLY want to click on this cut. Trust me. )