pirateygoodness

Guys, I don't even know. I want to talk about TV, but Fringe makes me serious and Chuck makes me SO ANGRY and Castle - okay, I could talk about Castle for days, but nobody wants to talk about how Beckett has a stable of secret girlfriends on the side, they all want to talk about Beckett/Castle. Which, fair enough, it's actually in the show and not just in my imagination, but I AM TELLING YOU, THE VERSION IN MY IMAGINATION IS PRETTY FUN.

What else do I watch, you guys? I flirted briefly with Spartacus, but then Slutty Naked Roman Jaime Murray got ( spoilered ), which I guess is a lesson for us all: DON'T ( SPOILER. )

However, let us not discuss unhappy things. There's that meme, where you go through your WIP folder and show people titles of the stories you haven't finished yet? I thought I might do it. Here are mine, in alphabetical order:

apocabigbang
cowrite-babydaddy2
cowrite-fringefic
cowrites-w13epic (THIS ONE WILL ACTUALLY GET FINISHED, thrace_ AND I ARE ON THE CASE)
demiselhsau-3
fringe-bettyversefic
fringexover-moreblakelively
leightonmeester-gayyoda
lots-221ifixeditfoyou
lots-caraindrag
sinte-beckettdunham
w13-mykaclaudia

If anyone wants to discuss any of these, I AM GAME. Except for the Disney RPF ones, which I will probably not finish at this point. BUT ANYTHING ELSE.

So, I tried to watch Spartacus, because Jaime Murray is in it and I enjoy her flirty faces. Except, guys, I - I can't even LJ about it. That show is so embarrassing, it's 20% LOOK WE CAN MAKE SEVERED CAROTID ARTERIES SPURT WITH CGI, 40% LOOK HOW MANY TIMES WE CAN SAY THE WORD 'COCK' WHILE ALSO USING LATIN, and 30% NONDESCRIPT SHIRTLESS WHITE GUYS WITH SCRAGGLY HAIR.

Also, both Slutty Roman Lucy Lawless and Slutty Roman Jaime Murray appear to spend most of their time being turned on by spurty arteries and money. Also, they ruined the only sexy gay parts ( with spoilers. )

IDK. Probably I'll keep watching until the girls stop kissing.

I have also spent a shocking chunk of my weekend marathoning most of Lost Girl (in my defense, there are only thirteen episodes), and guys. GUYS. This show is ridiculous, which I was kind of expecting, because the main character has MAGIC SEX POWERS, but like - even more ridiculous than that. Yet I am a little in love with Hot Doctor Lauren, and her hair and her smile and the way she walks like a homo and her giant, adorable crush on Bo.

Basically, my opinions on this show can be summed up entirely by the following screencap.



The end.

PS: I HAVEN'T WATCHED FRINGE YET, I'M SAVING IT FOR LATER TONIGHT. DON'T TELL ME WHAT HAPPENS OKAY. OR YOUR FEELINGS ON WHAT HAPPENS. OR ANYTHING ABOUT IT. I WANT TO ~REMAIN PURE~ FOR OLIVIA DUNHAM.